DEEP SPECTRUM

RIP ALERT: DADE MERCHANT DIED LIKE THREE MONTHs

2011-11-16T12:36:00.000-08:00

AGO!

I'm going to have to do a big event in his honor and mabye post up some of his best poems. yeh its a very sad day for every1, but it wuz like in SEPTEMBER so ive got over it and he was my 2nd best bud besides kim and larry.

Here is what I predect YOU ASKING *HOW DID HE GO? WUZ HE AT PIECE?"

I don't no. I mean I guess he was but who nos not me. he had somthing happen with some dieabetees and maybe his drinkning alcohol. like i said. i dont no.

we ll have to stick to our art int this tough time and our artfoem.

CYA

KEVINTERVENTION!

2011-06-13T13:54:00.001-07:00

HELLO. I"M BACK BABY!

I DIDNT HAVE A COMPUTER FOR A YEAR CUZ I HAD TO MOVE AND MY LIFE GOT OUTTA CONTROL! U KNOW BOUT THAT NO JOB NO MONEY YOUR BROTHER LARRY GOES ON THE FRITZ.

SO NOW I STILL LIVE IN CALIFORNIA AND I STILL LIVE IN COMMERCE CALFORNIA. BUT NOT IN A APARTMENT. LARRY IS MY ROOMMATE AND I WORK FOR THE POLISH COSNSOLATE GENERAL ON WILSHIRE! acutally i dont work for them but my company that cleans up trash uses that dumpster and i dont even speak polish. weeeiiiirrrdfddd.

so im back on a laptop
and i wont stop
you try to get a break
but i kevintervenion
you for sake

!

please stop throwing rocks

2011-01-24T13:27:00.000-08:00

"please stop throwing rocks" by kevin

stop throwing rocks
its so common to say
to the bad kids that live on your street
and stop throwing potaotes
is a usually way to protect your property

the kids dont care
they hurt my frend
make a stack of bottles
and push it on him

the kids dont care
on my block
stroll thru my backyard
spot me and throw a rock

kevin recommends

2011-01-18T10:37:00.001-08:00

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TASTE - 80%
AMOUNT OF FOOD - 60 %
OVERALL - 100% YUMMY

I OFFICALLY RECOMMEND THIS SANWICH FROM MAC DONALDS. IS IT GOOD ENOUGH TO BEAT THE WHOPER FROM BK? NO. IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A SNAK? YEP.
GO FOR IT YUMMY.

DUSTY TAT

2011-01-18T10:16:00.000-08:00

"dusty tat" by kevin mcentire 2011

look at that dusty tat
a brave bald eagle carryin a flag
look at that dusty tat
harley davison logo orange on black

how many years old is that tat?
i got it in army 50 years back!
i kept it under raps
but now i let it loose
impress the doctor and the nurse

dusty tat - your lines are lookin faded
dusty tat - the colors lookin sad
dusty tat - the skin is thin leather
dusty tat - im seein veins under that

it still looks nice
but not so new
it'll scare away the bad kids
that threaten you

you visit the bar - show the bar tender
this is how you did it when you was a teenager

spider of the year 2010

2010-12-30T08:29:00.000-08:00

shoe of the year 2010

2010-12-29T09:13:00.000-08:00

buf of the year 2010

2010-12-28T07:29:00.000-08:00

KIM SAM HEE HOLIDAY DREAM COME TURE

2010-12-10T05:00:00.000-08:00

So i know Kim reads this poetry blog but im a go ahead and do his gift preview.

since he lives in a trailer on the driveway of his brothers house im a get him this:

SUPRISE RUINED BUT I NO YOULL LIKE IT!

it is a thing you can put in your tea and it makes it hot!
no more going to the house to use the microwave!
nerry CHRUSMAS!

"HIGHBEAM THE REDLIGHT" THE RETURN OF DADE

2010-12-08T05:17:00.000-08:00

"highbeam the redlight" by Dade Merchant 2008

rudolph....glow your nose on it
rudolph....glow your nose on it

off the holiday season
doin deals off the main streets
snata clase hangin with kids you dont want to meet
throwin dice and giving knuckle bumps
if the lights get low
rudolph lights the place up
if the power goes out
rudolph lights the place up

rudolph....glow your nose on it
rudolph....glow your nose on it

santa...all in your place
lootin your psp, hdtv gone without a trace
keeps it quiet and dont use a flashlight
rudolph lights his nose
highbeam the redlight

i got rudolph in a horse trailer
use the redlight to blind the tailgater
if santa come collecting i get the videotape-a
and use it as evidence in a santa horsenapping case-a

rudolph....glow your nose on it
rudolph....glow your nose on it

GIFT PREVIEW: Larry McEntire YOUR HOLIDAY DREAM COMES TRUE

2010-12-06T05:05:00.000-08:00

so for larry this year im getting him a calendar that he wants. dont worry he never looks at this blog cuz he thinks its bad.

so here it is

and some pics of my own:

Crisman at Chirsmas

2010-12-05T05:03:00.000-08:00

"crisman at chirsmas" by chrismas kevin mcentire

its a holiday dream come true
im coming home to you
dont be mad about your bike i modified
life on the road has been a hard ride

on a trip to nowhere
i sideswiped your sportbike on a wall
now im callin on santa to get me mecidine
for my hurt arm from the fall
i hit the handle first
and the tire jerked
and recked the front part up
now im riding home
and im lookin for a chirsmas miracle

i got a disguise...and a fake name of crisman
im going to sneak in our house
and get my stuff out
and get out of there like a santa
leave your busted sportbike
and take my car
and leave out of town

and my holiday wish is that i dont get caught
and you dont chase me around

horray holiday is here

2010-12-03T05:00:00.000-08:00

"horray holiday is here" by chrismas kevin

santa is for all the kids
the poor ones and
the ones so rich
they buy cool thinghs
and have cool jobs

but i have chrismas fun 2
i dont have a job but i do
i dont have money but i do
xmas joy will see this holiday thru

i get larry a flat screen tv
i get kim some tickets lottery
get my mom something oh so neat
and i get my self xbocks360

i get dade a laptop hp
i get my self a blue ray movies
i get larry corvette calandar
and in it i circle my bday

horray
horray
horray for this season
horray
horray
horray holiday is here

YEP TIS CHRISMAS!

2010-12-01T05:00:00.000-08:00

yes every1 its the chrismas season again this year.

Me and Kim have a lot we are getting ready for.

1. a big chrismas party at his house
2. visting sanfrasisco to see his kid
3. gift exchange
4. plus i gotta shop for larry
5. then i gotta write up some poetry
6. sorry its been so slow around here but i think december will be different. the reason i havenet been posting besides having the best summer ever is that i forgot my password to blogger.

ARBY

2010-10-26T13:22:00.001-07:00

arby's......got me depressed
kermit......got me depressed
after the best summer ever
i gotta go thru this

my roast beef was fine
but i didnt want it
even with some sauce
i didnt want to dunk it

my sierra mist was topped off
but i didnt drink it
pushed my tray accross the table
lucky i didnt fling it

cuz this color scheme got me bored
bored as cardbored
and this cowboy hat logo
got me feeling so low

a guy in a plaid shirt
red and blue checks
a guy in t-shirt
kermit frog on the back

and kermit looks weird
eyes look stunned
playin a banjo
not havin fun
trapped on a shirt
of a gross dood
his puppet smile
got me in a bad mood
along with this food
that i dont even want

SUBS

2010-08-27T11:06:00.001-07:00

"subs" by kev kev kevin mac

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

a submariene in the street, how can that be
so i lay low, and try to squeeze underneath
but its kind of a big sub
and im a normal size dood

go under a sub...no can do

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

i swim at the beach and see a sub underneath
so i dive low and try to swim beneath
but i get spun by the propeller
and twirled like a whirlpool

50 miles per hour out to the deep
then i use my speed to lift evenly
and i rise from the water
sail back to land safely

go under a sub...no can do

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

PARTY TIME 2010

2010-08-04T06:08:00.000-07:00

if your wondering where ive been up to....well ive been making best frends with kim sam my neighbor. weve been taking the town big time. he got me kind of slacking on my poetry cuz were all ways at the beach or at the spot. but i managed to fit in this new poem that kind of shows what im up to

'PARTY TIME 2010' by kev kev and dade delux

drink it up, throw it up
go and get another cup
ladder up to the roof
got a stash of 90 proof

dump your wine out in the yard
fill the bottle with sumpin hard
dumpin beer into your pool
break the bottle in there too

break cabinet doors off the hinge
pull lights out the ce-li-ing
cut your carpet with a slit
hide some magazines under it

yep....i make long distance calls then i throw the phone a long distance...into the neighbors bushes!! hahahha

tip your washer, turn it on
put your favorite jacket on
push your neighbor *hes a cop*
get away in your truck
around the block get the speed up
crash into your water heat-er

tilt the sliding door off the track...yep
tilt the tv off the stand...yep
tilt the fridge down the steps...yep
tilt dan or mike on top of it

yep....i unplugged your freezer and dented your garage door at the same time dood
your weclome - 2010

"LOVE MY GRANPA" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

2010-07-20T16:38:00.001-07:00

"love my granpa" by kevin mcentire
2010

my grandpas named cranky
whats your name too?
yep. my grandpas real lazy
with a crazy eye 2

see him sleepin on the couch all nite and day
and you cant tell if he is asleep or awake
-why-
cuz his eyes stays wide
his mouth keeps flappin
sayin all kind of things
even when hes nappin

he calls you all kind of names in between snores
then he wakes up and calls you some more

he insults you rite in front of your date
calls you so weak - so you give him a shake
to see if hes asleep

then he wakes up and gets real loud
drinks a jug of milk --- and starts to shout
calls you nicknames that you never had
hits you with the jug then he goes to bed

my grandpas named cranky
whats your name too?
yep. my grandpas real lazy
with a crazy eye 2

three the hard way part 2

2010-06-29T11:31:00.000-07:00

three the hard way part 2 by mc kev kev

---3 names
1. avery
2. ribbon or proze
3. gary probably

---jobs i never had
1. driving a race car or test driver
2. paint pictures of the city from the top of buildings
3. be a police or a ambulance driver

---jobs i want
1. jet pilot or helicoptor news or judge
2. actor in hollywood or new yourk
3. london

---three places i dont like
1. burbank and long beach--->2 expensive
2. mexico is scary
3. phoenix is full of jerks

---best places
1. sea world
2. tulsa
3. las vegas

---three foods i hate
1. tomato --> keep that off of my whoppers and tacos
2. sour cram--> my common order "taco supreme hold the sour cream"
3. potato salad and almost all veggies

---3 drinks i hate
1. milk <--gross
2. water <--boring
3. mountin do tropical blast

---3 tv shows i want to watch
1. west wing
2. def poetry jam
3. lords of dogtown

---3 movies i like
1. AVATAR
2. BLADE
3. AVATAR

---3 movies i hate
1. tiatnic
2. fast and furious
3. up and ratatouie

3 QUESTIONS THE HARD WAY

2010-06-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

Three names I go by:
7 mcentire
mc kev kev
kev mac

Three jobs I have had:
safety yard shouter
home depo
construction

Three places I have lived:
commerce, ca <---party rite there
tulsa, oklahoma
thats it re

Three favorite drinks:
pepsi
mountin do
milk <----JUST KIDDIN

Three TV shows I watch:
csi
dead poets society
truth or dear

Three places I have been:
florida
sanfansisco
las vagas

Three places I would like to visit:
new yourk
europe
redwood forrests

Three favorite dishes:
taco bell volcano taco
in and out hamburgers
el pollo loco‎

Three things I am looking forward to:
writing the perfect poem
gettin an apartment to get away from larry
going to sanfreansisco with my frend kim sam hee

whats fresh

2010-06-09T06:15:00.000-07:00

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"whats fresh" by mc kev kev

im talkin lettuce - bananas - fish on the plate
fresh fish in your mouth - a fresh banana steak
you can take another bite but thats not the only fresh thing
its not your fresh gear or your haircut its all these things

singin like dmx - yeh thats fresh
ripping shirts like hulk - so so fresh
hauling a bucket of grapes - not that fresh
get first class seats - fra-fra-fresh
cool new keyboard 500 sound options
microphone on top got my voice wobblin
pump up the volume rock-rock the place
drums and piano shakes the fish rite off your plate

2008

20 QUESTIONS WITH KIM SAM HEE

2010-06-02T11:15:00.000-07:00

so now its time for some things you mite not know about kim sam hee.

OK - so you know he is from KOREA
OK - so he has a teen age son name of Chul but that guy lives in oakland
OK - kim sam hee is great at knowing about 3D movies and how they do that stuff i was hoping to see sheck 3d with him at the amc

kim sam hee is good at balance and knows lots of amzing tricks that you can do at home

LIKE he can balance a glass on a broom and put that up high in the air and he can make stuff vanish

20 QUESTIONS WITH KIM SAM HEE AND KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010

--What's your favorite horror movie?
kim sam hee - its a KOREA movie name of brunshinsaba
mc kev - final destinations and friday the 13

--Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking at you?
kim sam hee - no
mc kev - i dance all days all ways

--Do you like to sing while you are taking a shower? What do sing in the shower if you do sing?
kim sam hee - no
mc kev - i do my own songs and mixtapes and sing that in the shower or in the kitchen or yard

--What's your favorite color?
kim sam hee - gold
mc kev - it depends on what i am looking at i like red cars and different colors on jackerts and trucker hats

--Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
kim sam hee - eat
mc kev - ha has ho who likes to fish any more they shouldnt be allowed to do it

--What do you like better hands or feet?
kim sam hee - hands
mc kev - i like both hands for clapping feet for runnin

--Do you like curly hair or straight ones?
kim sam hee - straight
mc kev - i wish i had curly har but i all ways think* can they put a hat on or is that hair 2 bouncy?

--What's your favorite drink?
kim sam hee - milk
mc kev - i like pepsi a lot and snapple ***but i also really like red bull and energy drinks for a boost

--Where did you grow up?
kim sam hee - KOREA--> i answered that one for him, he said a city name but it was crazy like sign woha or somethi
mc kev - oklahoma

--What do you do in your spare time?
kim sam hee - mechanics
mc kev - easy.........right a poem or a song or watch a movie like my favorite avatar

--What type of music do you like?
kim sam hee - music from home like festival music or soochew
mc kev - 102.7 kiss fm

--What did you think of me when you first saw me?
kim sam hee - wondered why kevin was home all day --> ANSWER IM LAID OFF
mc kev - i thought he was cool

--Which was the moment when you were the most impressed by me?
kim sam hee - cant think of one
mc kev - he did a 3 pencil trick where it looked like one vanished and the other 2 were in his nose it was sweet

--What is it that you like the most in me?
kim sam hee - says i am a frendly guy
mc kev - there is so many thngs the c

--What is my aspect that you do not like?
we are both hard to understand the other one because of the KOREA language

--What are your personal aspirations?
kim sam hee - bring the rest of his family to L.A.
mc kev - write a book come out with a grat album. do a internet chat with my fans. have my poetry get reallyy popular

What do you think you would be 20 years down the lane?
kim sam hee - dead probably
mc kev - whos the poet thats gettin respect - from the front to the deck - and hasnt wrote his best yet

--What sort of a life partner do you expect?
kim sam hee - is all ready married
mc kev - a artist that could do portroatis for extra money

--Why did you choose me as your friend?
kim sam hee - did not
mc kev - he is my new neighbor and is always outside

--Are you interested in charity?
kim sam hee - no
mc kev - i try to help out but i dont have any money any ways but i give away my poems some times

--Tell me one wish that has been fulfilled and one that is not?
kim sam hee - came to USA, get back with family
mc kev - i was in a sportbike club, i wish to make the perfect poem that every 1 will thing is cool

--Which is the place you'd love to visit?
kim sam hee - home
mc kev - miami or new yourk city

--How much do you like me?
kim sam hee - says i am ok
mc kev - i like him 100% bff

--What's your worst/best memory of high school and why?
kim sam hee - doing summer harvest was worst, best was his time with his sister
mc kev - both the same memory that is graduation day i was sad and happy

--If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?
kim sam hee - said something about how we never know what day is the last
mc kev - easy i would go to 6flags with dade and larry and then write a book about my life

--Who or what inspires you and why?
kim sam hee - he went back to his house cuz some1 else that lives at that house showed up so *i guess well never find out*
mc kev - i am inspited by everythuing

cool

KOREAN JOKE

2010-05-26T08:56:00.001-07:00

ok so my awesome new frend kim sam hee told me this joke about KOREA! we were loling about it for like an hour, but also kim sam hee is so cool tha ti t made it even funnyer.

ill try to get it right

a guy from KOREA is getting on a bus in america and he dosent speek english good
so he was glad he was in the rite place and told the driver *WHAT DAY! WHAT DAY!* which means *bus* in KOREA
the driver thought he was asking a question and answered *MONDAY!*
well, lol, if you say monday in KOREA it is like asking *what?*
so the KOREA guy was like *BUS DAY* which is like english for *im on a bus*
then the guy said *oh happy BIRTHDAY*

LOOL

KIM SAM HEE

2010-05-25T14:00:00.000-07:00

so i havent been posting up poems lately why? becasue i got a cool new neighbor named Kim Sam Hee

HE IS FROM KOREA and he is my new frend, he dosent write poems but he said he would do posts for my blog so COMMING SOON 20 QUESTIONS WITH KIM SAM HEE

P.S. He showed me this picture on his lap top COOL!

SUPERMAN POEM

2010-05-19T09:28:00.000-07:00

i was checkin out the superman movie and lois laine says this great poem as superman flys her areound the city....man i wish i could rite like that

Can you read my mind?
Do you know what it is that you do to me?
I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star.
Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool.
Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering.
You can see right through me.

Can you read my mind?
Can you picture the things I'm thinking of?
Wondering why you are... all the wonderful things you are.
You can fly. You belong in the sky.
You and I... could belong to each other.
If you need a friend... I'm the one to fly to.
If you need to be loved... here I am.
Read my mind.

avatar poem

2010-05-07T13:37:00.001-07:00

"avatar poem" by kevin mcentire

i think im the avatar for a homeless man
cuz i wanna eat beans and warm up my hands
by a fire in a drum
then i dance to the drums
from a car thumping down the street
look here they come

boom boom base
go go go
boom boom base
avatar go

now i become the avatar for street gang
im doing hand signs and illegal things
but i guess i gotta stop
so i get a police avatar
then i go and arrest my own avatar

yep

im a avatar in a state pen

yep

and i get a avatar police pension

22010

OFFICIAL TWEET

2010-05-04T07:40:00.001-07:00

I JST SAW PIC 4 THE SMURFS AND NOW I FEEL THE BLUES LOL

KEVIN

2010-04-28T12:36:00.000-07:00

soccer vampire

2010-04-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

dade and kevin and a lady soccer vampire

1. Who are you? Kev McEntire and dade merchant

2. Are we friends?

frends with a vamp!!!!! no chance we hate on vampires we hate on soccer

3. When and how did we meet?
you tried to lure me into your castle by puttin a sportsbike on craiglist for cheap then you tried to keep me there by showin off soccer mover hi kicks and head bounces

4. Do you have a crush on me?
no i dont like shoulder width hair or soccer

5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
batty-----cuz you transform into a bat a flap around this duplex

6. Describe me in one word.
frightning

7. What was your first impression?
shoulder width hair and diet dr. pepper
secrets of a vamipre givin me a scare
soccer so lame cape and adidas
soccer vampire can run liek a cheeta

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
yes

9. What reminds you of me?
blood doctors and bats, soccer fields, coffins, capes hemoglobin and plasma, adidas, twilight

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a garlic neclace and a penalty

11. How well do you know me?
only from looking back as i run away you could try to kick a soccer ball at me to knock my head and disorient me but you didnt have any

12. When's the last time you saw me?
i think i was sneaking down a hallway at your castle and the eyes on a puctire followed me...then i herd you cough back there

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeh.........you cant see yourself in a reflection so your hair is matty like a greasy nest

14. Whats the funniest moment weve ever had together?
lol....when we were in the yard and we acted like helicopters

15. Favorite Movie:avatar and blade oh i bet you dont like blade do you vamp

16. Favorite Song: lady gaga

17. Favorite Band/Artist:lady gaga

18. What am I to you: supper

19. Whats your philosophy on life?
life is a beach, ride sportbikes

20. Would you have my back in a fight?
no are 2 fast on your feet with all the soccer skills and you mite bite my neck or

21. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
im doing that rite now

22. What is your favorite memory of us?
when i escaped your lair

23. Would you make love with me??
gross

24. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
i hate soccer, i am laid off for a long time, my blood is tainted

25. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
no i would give you the silver bullets

26. Can we get together and make a cake?
no

27. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
yes that you are undead have a bad penalty kick record and seduction

28. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
yes you look pale and ware a cape and you get out of breath fast running soccer

29. Do you think I'm a good person?
no

30. Would you drive across country with me?
no way you cant go out in the sun you would always want to stop to kick the soccer ball against a wall and you mite turn on me

31. Do you think I'm attractive?
not shoulder width hair and soccer pants

32. If you could change anything about me, would you?
yeah that you would stop sucking out blood and find a interesting sport

33. What do you wear to sleep?
a neck brace 4 protection

34. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
no only in the day when you are sleeping in a coffin and wiped out from chasing victims around and playing soccer

35. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
no i dont like every thing you do like and i especially dont like watching athletic people kicking a ball around town

36. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
i aviod you

POLOTICAL SERIES #12: "president dad"

2010-04-15T13:59:00.001-07:00

intro:
yep for the third time obama got elected
disguised as his son dan he got reselected*

"president dad" by mc kev kev and dade dealer

they call him danny...but he dont smile
state to state rides got him looking wild

suit all ripped up
wig got flipped up
eyes look tripped out
shoes slide slip out

*WHAT?*

spend time with your dad
president dan
the best frend you could have
your president dad

you gotta act like the president
act like the president
he gotta act like his fake son and
act like the president

*take it back ya'll*

imagine how sad your dad will be
when all he gets is your ignoring

you and him can never be frends
if you dont spend any time with him

spend time with your dad
the son he never had
and he could be the dad
that he never was
you could rise above
with trust and love
lead the country
with trust and love

POLOTICAL SERIES #11: "president dad CELL PHONE REMIX"

2010-04-15T13:55:00.000-07:00

intro:

in the same spot you never see them
but on the split screen you always see them
each on a phone talking to each other

"president dad CELL PHONE REMIX" by dade detour
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB

hi son
hi dad
hows the country?
not bad
wars are gettin won,
job is getting done,
fly on air fore one
with joe biden.
with joe biden?
with joe biden.
its so much fun.
its so much fun?
so much fun
with joe biden.

dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB

2010

Dad on a Break

2010-04-07T10:50:00.000-07:00

"dad on a break" by dade dealer

smell that broke leg - like a rotten keg
smell that broke leg - like broke eggs

cabbage

smell like oysters - make you blink fast
splashed it with vinegar - make you think fast
spilled milk in the cast - smell like garbage trash
dad dont care...he just wants to relax
say something...he got the energy to clash
dad dont care...needs ointment for cast rash
laugh last...and get cast smashed
dad dropped from the roof, impact'll make you collapse
havin fun...impact make you collapse
yard work...impact make you collapse
grub run...impact make you collapse

you want to chase...but hes fast on the crutches
dad cleans up bad, ruins all lunches
smells real bad, give the room hacks and hunches
makes you feel sad...when you check the living conditions
give him a hug and get nose scrunches

2010

dots

2010-04-02T08:13:00.001-07:00

"dots"

eat a whole tube of fresh dippin dots
my energy full from different colored spots

then i skate board around town on a wagon
past high school kids doing photographin

cheese

now my pictures in magazines
hair lookin grizzly
eyes got a scrambled gleam

thats a real smile see
feel so happy cuz
d. dots on the scene

they melted in my beard
on my glasses smeared
my eyes got teared
cuz dots got in there

they stained up my shirt
they got in my hat
they made my mouth hurt

frost bit lips
from missed dot dips

2010

DOTS REMIX

2010-04-01T08:38:00.000-07:00

"DOTS REMIX" by dade dealer @ poetpros.cool

dippin dots down...spoon spinnin
grinnin, about all these flavors
im about to get in ...now thats livin
if dots you spillin --> not forgivin
if i see you dot spittin or trippin
i got permission to be a villian

and snatch up your froze treats
spoon dip, flip, grip and then leave
mouth packed, so i got that brain freeze
but it dont bother me, i got the remedy
more dippin d's, more than the eye could see
some folks call it a OD, i call it party
can you invite me...ha not hardley

you gotta bring enough dots to weigh down a harley

and bottom out suspension

2010

moment of silence shout out

2010-03-17T07:34:00.000-07:00

id like to give a moment of silence to my brothers frend ryan penny

he was tryin to get a job up at the county but they

NORTH CAROLINA

2010-03-12T10:43:00.000-08:00

"north carolina" by kevin mcentire

north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh

my brothers thinkin bout movin out to NC
if he goes aint no way he gonna take me
ill be stuck in LA with no mon-ey
so ill sleep in a van out in the sunny

clap one time...for the north c
clap two times...or hi-5 me
clap three times...for old raleigh
clap four times...with low dip knees
clap five times...to catch dads ear
clap six times...real quiet no hear
clap three times...with your arms in a cast
claps off track...cuz your broke arms aren't fast
claps off track...think on claps of the past

my brothers thinkin bout movin out to NC
he wont het a job cuz hes so beefy
he'll be stuck out there with no mon-ey
so he'll sleep in a van out in the sunny

and the people shoutin

north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh

2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #10: "PATCHES AND TATTOOS"

2010-03-10T12:40:00.000-08:00

"Patches and Tattoos" by kevin mcentire

george bush got retired
now he got long hair like a curtain
pulled in a pony tail livin free for certain
3 rubber bands to hold that
gettin all the stares
but he dont ride motorcycles
and he dont cares
he wears leather jackets
with patches on that
front and back
looks sketchy
mirror sunglasses no hat

he stomps on the street
wreck walk thru
you stop to read his
jacket patches and tattoos:

BORN TO RIDE
ROCK N' ROLL
TAKE IT IN STRIDE
ACE IN THE HOLE
RIDE OR DIE
HARLEY V-ROD
LOOKIN FLY
WINKS
LOOKIN FOR THE NITE LIFE
REBEL
NO NERDS
PRESIDENT
and
HEAVY METAL

POLOTICAL SERIES #9: "THE END OF POLOTICS"

2010-02-26T12:31:00.000-08:00

"the end of polotics" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

now i'm lifting
out to deep space
i just won the president race
gonna go get some help from somewhere
for the unemployment
that we got here
then my eyes they start cycling
and my mind it starts vibrating
so i circle around the moon
and i decide to go back home

...theee end of polotics...

once i get back to dc
all the people double clap for me (clap clap)
but they dont like my behavior
cuz i walk on walls
and furniture
and i dont want to use computers
and i keep the rooms as dark as space
project my voice thru window panes
but i dont say anything

...only nonsense...

now you want to change up your vote
because ive become a man size moth
in charge of all parts of government
and i dont wear any garments
i just fly around the monuments
and at night i stay right by the lights
at press confrences i dont even talk
i just fly from wall to wall

...can you.....see my moth face?....
...see you.....voted for something great....

2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #8: "RUNNIN FOR OFFICE"

2010-02-23T10:35:00.000-08:00

"Runnin for office" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

Handsome like a mustache fish
Runnin for office
My eyes puffy like marshmallows
My sternum is deep dish

I grapple on stage with child or old aged
Karate kicks and chops Amped up from my rage
Wreck up the place after presidential debate
Plug up the drain and flood it out like a lake

Attach long snakes to my shoes
And kick poisonous
Attach long sticks to my wrists
And hit like a lumberjack

Runnin for office with lumberjack hits snake kicks and grapples
Public look scared, words froze in their adams apples

2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #7: "dan obama"

2010-02-18T09:27:00.001-08:00

"dan obama" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

its been a sad day ever since you were elected...
cuz the countdown started, 8 years til your ejected...
while you are in charge we are having the best days
so we will have to find someone else that makes the US great...

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
for president

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
a young gent

but you dont have a boy so this will never work...
so we will dress you in a wig and some old navy board shorts
and you'll talk like a teenager and always wear sunglasses
if you meet the president of china ask him to throw football passes

then we can have (8 more years)
with dan obama (8 more years)
son of obama (great more years)

no more unemployment (for 8 more years)
helpin out my pockets (great more years)
oh, dan obama (lets have 3 cheers)

get me my medical insurance
retirement and other things
fix the roads and get that guy
aronld schwartzanagar kicked out
do job fairs and other great things
look at dan obama and all the good things
he brings
and we never see him with his dad except on tv
and we can add him in with tecknology and split screens
no one will ever know about the little secret
unless you wig falls of during a press confrence
but we might take the chance for your sake
and the country....oh, dan obama we love you
as much as your dad

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
our president

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
a young gent

hey, it worked for bush didn't it *wink*

2009

POLOTICAL SERIES #6: "VOTING IS SO FLY"

2010-02-14T13:24:00.000-08:00

"voting is so fly" by kevin mcentire

so fly...so fly...so fly
polo-tic-an...
im out at a place just votin
for the man your knowin
o-bo-min

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
no mccainin
...obama...obama
or palin
...obama
for falin

...brrreeeewwwwww....
gettin extra moo-ney with o-boo-me

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
my budget extra roomy
...obama...obama
now excuse me
...obama
im vooting

2008

POLOTICAL SERIES #5: "COBRAMA"

2010-02-11T07:59:00.001-08:00

"COBRAMA" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

cobrama - we got a cool snake president
speed of a cobra strike
puttin the python squeeze on the government
eatn all the rats
bulge in the belly
size of unemployment
scales lookin healthy
fangs for helping
he hangs from a vine
so you can swing accross a gully
plus funny
jokes better then comedians
cederic the entertainer
gonna be losing business

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical robot man

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical president man

2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #4: "LA MAYOR"

2010-02-10T09:07:00.000-08:00

"LA Mayor" by kevin mcentire

Here we go...its the LA mayor
strutting the city streets
then he puts on the tall boots
and wades up the city creeks
then obama show up
on a speedboat
handin out tax breaks
big money
tellin
heart warming jokes
better then the funniest styles
sienfed or mash
even simpsons tv smiles

LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the creek of drama
LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the streets of drama

2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #3: "HOW TO DEBATE"

2010-01-21T12:10:00.000-08:00

"HOW TO DEBATE" by keivin mcentire

i bring out ufos for the presidential debate
they float around the room
they spin and they shake

they lift up charis and
make water float from a vase

then i float myself
get the view from the ceiling
canidates look and afraid cuz im dropping things
they dive and the flinch
cuz the ufos starts rammin on things

my discs
my ufos
floats and flows
win debates
get big money
at shows

art shows
car shows
late nite tv

craft shows
job fairs
getting so much stares

i win the debate
ufos float and they shake

2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #2: "THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL"

2010-01-11T13:08:00.000-08:00

"THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL" MY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010

i vote with a punch
dig with a shovel
do political moves
to get you in trouble

then i elect myself mayor
governer...senator...president
dragon slayer
through deminsions...of time and space

then i dip in carmel color jeans
camo jacket
and a army hat to look mean

on the scene

then i do my presidential address
my message is BOASTS
my hair is a MESS
i yell and i SHOUT
kick over the podium
flex my arms and neck
tear down a curtain
then i end the message
by transporting to space
crush the camera with my mind
and let nasa try and chase

POLOTICAL SERIES #1:"TWO HOOTS FOR OBAMA!"

2010-01-02T05:20:00.000-08:00

hey everyone i found this great poem from the last elections. it is so good

"Two Hoots For Obama!"(Song Lyrics) by Minh Tan
at http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/digital-citizen-poetry

To John McCain
I give no hoot
A fan of him I’m not

To Miss Palin
I’d give a hoot
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT

To Joe Biden
I’d give a hoot
Cause he’s a hoot to me

But to Obama
I’d give two hoots
Cause he’s worth it to me… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (Join me!)

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Should change his name
To McCan’t or McAin’t

And Miss Palin
Should change her name
To bailin’, failin’ or jailin’

Then Joe Biden
Should change his name
To Joe Verifyin’

And Obama
Of course, should be
Obamafofanabananaramabobana
HOOT! HOOT! (Too funny!)

HOOT! HOOT! (Louder!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One more time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And Bush should change his name to Moot!

.

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
Then hackin’ sackin’ whackin’ Bush
And doing it all again!

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
So the world can be a better place
And we can happily HOOT! again!
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you agree!)

HOOT! HOOT! (I knew you would!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Again!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Has lots of loot
That he won’t give away

While Miss Palin
Plays the flute
That’s where her mouth should stay

Now Joe Biden’s
No Hillary
But I’ll withhold judgment

Cause Obama’s
The choice for me
For the next President… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you believe!)

HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you want change!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One last time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!
HOOT!

ANNOUNCEMENT: POLOTICAL SERIES!

2009-12-30T12:23:00.000-08:00

my frends know two things about me:

-i love poetry and art
-i am big time into polotics

SO I AM STARTING A POLOTICAL SERIES FOR JANUARY!

i know a lot of people dont like polotics and dont like obama and thats cool. i am a democrat and love b.o.! but i also like great poems.....so im just posting up some good stuff and i want every1 to enjoy some good work.
their are some special suprises coming up, both sides of the polotical area will get some hot water. its ok and good fun so enjoy!!!!

im mite even try to do another photo poem!!!!!!!!!!!

fans and out 2009

x mas season

2009-12-10T06:01:00.000-08:00

MY 2009 XMAS LIST POEM

here is what to get for me
on this xmas day
suround sound and hdtv
and to meet brendan fraser

you can buy me swords
or fashions
or micraphone so i can do
singing in my house

sportbikes are something that
i like to see
i calander would be a gift for me
or a desktop wallpaper

on friday

CHRISTMAS POEM DOUBLE

2009-12-09T11:41:00.000-08:00

CHRISTMAS POEM DOUBLE!

“Ay, Christmas Tides” By Jay Francol

In the abounding delight of Christmas
ta‘en from the tide of plentiful grace

Tender families of high regard
sharing Christmas warm embrace

‘pon the dusty morning
O, bring us peace and more

For the depth of holy buttress
in tradition rests

Merry Christmas!

“Ay, Christmas Tides REMIX” By Jay Francol remix by MC KEVIN

yo jay, you keep your remix. im going all out...
your poem is boring so im a show what xmas is about...

spun the christmas axe
threw it like conan the barbarian
hit the 2 liter
and clear fluids spray like fountains

or fountarians

in sears parking lot
here comes the store manager
sore manager
sayin stop throwin axes

i say its xmas season
you can have a axe throw
but he misses the bottle
hits a van tire though

so i take a digital pic
post it to internet
this xmas man shares
this xmas pic gift

axemas, what? axe and xmas
axemas, what? axe and xmas
store manager got the spirit
and tossed a axe forit

store manager got the spirit
and we will not forget

its that time of year :>

2009-12-08T13:28:00.001-08:00

LOL OF THE DAY dec7

2009-12-07T08:57:00.000-08:00

some times i get a funny email and i want to pass it on to everyone so i am introducing *LOL OF THE DAY*

today something i got from my frend Dan.

SCORE:
TYPE: FUNY PIC
SOURCE: EMAIL
LOL LEVEL: LOOOOOL

crab of the year

2009-12-03T09:05:00.000-08:00

if i saw this snooping around my house i would break out the sword collection

txt time

2009-11-24T12:48:00.001-08:00

"txt time" by kevin mcentire

get a txt from my frend
*goin 2 the club at ten*

get a txt from my dad
*i so lonley and sad*

get a txt from a tom petty
*hows my new cd?*

get a txt from michael
*you my new bff...cool*

get a text from my boss
*time 4 ur bonus*

get a txt from my car
*time to upgrade some prts*

get a txt from Jeff Gupp
*big up and shout out*

get a txt from deep space
*interstellar radiations*

get a txt from dade merchant
rockin lines like in a poem
fingers dance on the keypad
like fancy feet gotta show em

*YO ?4U
WRU@
im @ the spot
w8n on my $
gettin it rite
thinkin back on the days
of emsgs and phone cmb
u p911 att am i rite?
ROFLCOPTER
cmb crb SIG2R
^5 and im l8*

2009

the heat of a frankensiten

2009-11-19T09:09:00.001-08:00

"the heat of a frankensiten" by dade merchant

carting with your dad
through back alleys and town squares
european
keep your eyes out for the undead stare
of a frankenstien
listen out for shuffling feet
stuck up in a corner
and you gonna feel the heat

of a frankenstien
heat...heat of a frankenstien

tilty monster
six feet seven feet tall
graveyard creation...
...hold on, hold on man....change up

its a mystery
better yet a riddle
how a frankenstien could hide up in your car
get you booked at a hospital
bed rest and ointment
bedded down for a week
feelin weak
as you drift off to sleep
you see a frankenstien give a window peek
and you feel the heat

heat...heat of a frankenstien

2009

stary nights

2009-11-09T13:42:00.000-08:00

"stary nights" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

ONE OF THESE NIGHTS........
yo...huh?....yeh....pepper time!!
stars fall from the skys
right into my eyes
fill up my mind
with lights and designs

take marker to jeans
take marker to t's
draw the star patterns
that fall all on me

ONE OF THESE NIGHTS........
i lift off to deep space
your brother tries to hold me in place
i see fear in his face
as he...hey its ok...hes onboard friends

past the planets ya'll
checkin out deep spectrums at most

ONE OF THESE NIGHTS........
now im a head spinner
elderly care giver
give pudding to the poor
then take their picture
post it on the board
at the local gym
give exercise tips
dump oil on the equipment
and let em slide ya'll
right out the door
let em slide ya'll
no exercise for sure

"Spacebook"

2009-11-03T08:41:00.001-08:00

"spacebook" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

all done with facebook
movin on to spacebook
deep space
outer space
mixed with the best books

im off to industrial massage
new era of relaxation
facebook nation: im on vacation
forever
...just like deep space

i see the deepest spectrum
as robots massage my face
forever

as i slip deeper past the stars
i see my dad emerge from behind mars

hes askin whos the mayor
and sayin 2 much from tv
hes givin a steady stare
and then he starts to chase me

he takes off quick
around the moon and i take a look
my dads lookin mad
so i delete him
from my spacebook
forever

2009

POWERS OF A GENIE

2009-10-28T11:22:00.000-07:00

"powers of genie" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i need to meet a genie
to do wishes for me
i got to have a genie
pop out and see me

i was rubbin on lamps
rubbin just enough
rubbin on copper
to wish me some stuff

then he grew out the spout
and his pants looked so purple
he grabbed my shoulders
and spun me like a spin cycle

he said i get no wishes
hes givin them to my mom
her fisrt wish was for me to clean up my act
the second one was for me to be strong

so i flashed and shimmered
lookin so spotless
i started burpin soap
and i could not stop this

i grew muscles so big
i could crush a microwave
i grabed the genie by his smoke
and said he made a big mistake

he said i could have the last wish
so you know what i did
i wished the genie was cool
and that he would be my firend

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and my mom smiles happy
cuz she would have wished the same for me

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and he wins every game
with his powers of genie

2009

PAINT SURFBALL

2009-10-23T11:04:00.000-07:00

"Paint Surfball" by kevin mcentire

yep...your going surfin so get your gear out
gliding on a wave
there might be sharks so keep your ears out

yep...we gonna bring the paintball guns
so that can have a shoot out on the waves
gonna be fun

yep...
gonna get our fun on
better get your hide on
use a wave and your board
to yer slide on
and get your dive on
dont want to get splashed
with this paintball action
get waved to the max
tidal wave smashin!

yep...i use a fish as a bat
knock that paint ball out of the air like that - like that -
yep...sometimes i hide under a fish
you shoot a paint ball and you miss like this -like this -

yep...we gotta get this map
to surf into the other teams camp like that - like that -

yep...we gonna capture the flag
and eat what we want and we got lots of pockets to take food we want

yep...if we find a sandwich
or some chips gonna eat our fill like this - like this -

yep...if we spot a flounder
or a bass gonna hook it for the grill we're cookin with gas - like that -

yep...
your team is left hungry
and without the flag
yep you lost paint surfball
and thats the funnest time i had

yep...i use my board as wings
sail through the air you cant seee anything - anything -
yep...sometimes i use my board as a wall
your paint balls just splat then i shoot back yall - shoot back -

2009

"BEACH CAMPFIRE"

2009-10-13T19:36:00.000-07:00

"beach campfire" by kevin mcentire

ah yeah

look look look look look look look look
look at the deep spectrum connection
its the best one
doing all kinds of poetry
then going for some beach fun

kevin mcentire goes surfing
and catches a big one
hang ten to get buggy eyes
from the ladys cheer-in

dade on his motorbike
avoiding the cops
rides on the sand
over towels and rocks

top top fires up the grill
salmon and crab
grabs the garlic cream seasoning
up out his bag

and the rest of the poets are there
flyin kites and doing things
when the sun sets
we all gather and campfire sing:

its 2009
friends united
deep spectrum writin
and singin
teamin up
to handle these words
like work
like a job
at the post office
each poem is like a letter
gotta process it
to the rite zip code
then take a break
be on schedule
postmaster general
mite peek in
or start stopwatchin
so we keep it rite
15 minutes only
with your friends
matt and jacob
maybe get a pepsi from the machine
check the newspaper
its from yesterday
but thats ok
cuz its break
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
in a few min its back to haulin mail bags
sortin stamps and stampin things
but for now its just me and the break boys
deep spect boys
on a break beach break
its 2009
post office styles

FASHION SERIES #6: "THAT HAT"

2009-10-13T08:34:00.001-07:00

"THAT HAT BY KEVIN MCENTIRE" PICURE POEM

i gotta get a hat like this

or like that

cuz im goin on a date
and i gotta look great
check hats like this

or like that i might want somthing tall
or something flat
----CHANGE UP----!!!!
WALK BY A WINDOW DOWNTOWN CITY NIGHT
PRESS MY HAT AGAINST IT TO SHOW HOW I DO IT TONIGHT
AH AH UNH I ROCK THIS ONE

DONT FORGET THIS ONE

I THROW IT UP TO A BALCONY
NOW EVERY1 CAN SEE HOW TO HAT HAT
DOWNTOWN ON A CITY STREET

PEOPLES EYES LOOK UP AND LOCK ON TO MY HAT
CUZ ITS A PARADE AND I THREW IT UP
ONTO A BIG BALLOON CAT

I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE TRUNK OF MY CAR
SO PEOPLE CHECK THE STYLE AS I DRIVE FAR
I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE BRIM OF YOUR HAT
UPSIDE DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE IT LIKE THAT

LIKE THAT LIKE THAT
HAT HAT HAT

2009

FASHION SERIES #5: "fashion story of deep space"

2009-10-06T06:38:00.000-07:00

"fashion story of deep space" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

python scarfs matched up green and gray coats
flyin out to space on comet lit roads
socks made from silk with a pattern of spider webs
gettin flash grins and turnin mission control heads

jessie on controls coat made of puma fur
andy on lookout with a fish scale jumper
jeremy on weapons sports a vynal trucker hat
in a velvet one piece in the engine room works matt

in the deep space garden linda wears mint overalls
craig on clean up wears a throwback extra small
kevin is the captain wears a denim suit coat
dade is the admiral wears his fomal robes

gotta leave the rocket ship its the end of the road
switch the dress code for deep space cold
layer up the colors better then a rainbow could dream
and on top of that put the logos of sports teams

how can you be a good man this deep in space
you gotta dress right no matter the place
get ideas from earth malls and college campusus
take em on your mission to deep space dimensions

FASHION SERIES #4: A TATtOO LIKE DADES

2009-09-28T17:17:00.001-07:00

this tattoo is a lot like dades.

COOL

FASHION SERIES #3: "CITY STREET FASHION"

2009-09-23T09:14:00.000-07:00

"city street fashion" by kevin mcentire

lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross

and not fit
suit and tie on the street
and you gonna get hit
so you better impress
the gangs and homeless
with songs and vivid storys
to make em harmless
captivate the thugs
and you'll turn into their homey
but if your songs arent correct...

you could get smacked backwards
your suit will get bunched
youll hear a lot of bad words
might see a ax handle punch

might call you duck
record quacks on a tape deck
play it for your boss on two speakers
make him feel sandwiched

...but if you impress
toss the suit out the door
get some basketball shorts
and a t shirt airbrushed with a california condor

slap 5 with the thugs
good wishes from the homeless
king on the street
cuz your fashion got em hooked

FASHION SERIES #2: "FASHION CRAZE" SONG

2009-09-17T13:14:00.000-07:00

song: "fashion craze" by kevin mcentire
chord progression A#, C, A#, E repeat

im in a fashion craze tryin to get out
i look in the mirror and i give a shot out
do posing out in front of the big house
prisioners see my fashions and want to get out
to.....hit the mall...and...raid the shops
buy the latest looks while runnin from the cops

in a fashion craze
wearin the latest shoes
before you see em
off in the news...oh in the news

yea

in a fashion craze
cant see my eyes
cuz of mirrored shades
and im closein' em...im just closein em

yea

make my fashions at home cuz i got no cash
i airbrush tiger stripes on the side of my pants
i airbrush dollar sines on the brim of my hats
jacket got a photo of a sport bike and its says *2 fast*
i got wirst bands so i look like lance armstrong
but they say *big catz* instead of *live strong*
i got em airbrushed so i look like tiger arm
and my t shirt got that *fashion craze* iron on

in a fashion craze

FASHION SERIES #1: "DOCTOR"

2009-09-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

ok to kick off the fashion series we are going with a bran new 1, guarnteed to rock fashion america. this got hi marks in a reading cuz i mixed fashion and the medical profesion enjoy

"doctor" 7 mcentire

--yell-- im going innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
--whisper-- surgury
--call out-- oooooooooh-ooooooooooooooo

maskin up, white scrubs
dancin shoes for night clubs
still relaxed from hot tubs
million dollar life of...

--whisper-- ...a doctor

blowing off steam with golf or a ferarri
shootin big game at the zoo or on safari
wearin a football jersey with your name on the back
and instead of big nubers, the medical logo is drawn on that
and medical perscriptions run up and down the seams
and little pictures of procedures decoratin on the sleeves
bright colors everwhere yellow orange and green
and the bill of the hat over one foot extends

...and just imagine a heart for love
and wrapped around it is all the doctors of the worlds rubber gloves
...and just imagine a ruptured spleen
and a doctor thinkin on the chart going in to fix everything

and after that we hit the clubs
stitches look fine
cuz i got them covered up with ointments
and medical rubs
the doctor yells out drinks on me
and tells me that if i dance 2 much im going back in for surgury

2009

NEW SERIES! FASHION

2009-09-11T11:47:00.000-07:00

since the cheese series was the most popular series we ever did the deep spectrum poets are doing an other series: FASHION

we see fashion as art and have some grate poems in the bag to show up here over the next few weeks so get ready

H1N1000

2009-09-08T08:59:00.000-07:00

"h1n1000" by kev mc

ooooo-weeeee

yellow shirt
city street
bright as sun
feel the heat
doin things
really neat
like back flips
while i eat
popcorn
and salty treats
i dizzy wobble
when we meet
cover up
both your feet
with a
silky bedsheet

its just a trick ya'll

you cant bring me down
i gotta run run
people try to lay me down
like h 1 n 1

yee wah

my 2 hands unequal size
bout the same as my eyes
but i still wear disguise
camouflage blue and white
like the clouds and skies
hiding up on roofs and trees
dartin out if someone sees
shootin pen lazer beams
and whistling loud sounds distracting

wooo whooooo

2009

ON A BUS

2009-08-25T08:40:00.001-07:00

"on a bus" by mc-kev

whos doing trinks
moms on a empty school bus
dumpin out juice drinks
and stayin in the seats

for safety reasons
holdin on to the rails
so if there is a fast turn
they dont slide sail

bah bah abba
if they see another mom outside on the street
they duck down down down
to hide like sheep
hold up pictures of kids havin fun
so keep the empty bus secret and safe

2009

ON FACEBOOK: deep spect intro

2009-08-20T10:00:00.000-07:00

hey since meetup was so bad we open a new poetry groop on facebooks it is really good dade did the set up and sthe intro.

"deep spect intro" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire 09

DEEP SPECT
NEAT POETRY SECT
WRITE SOME POEMS OUT
THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT
BUT WHAT DO YOU GET?
AWARDS AND CHECKS
BUT ON THE INTERNET WE GET NO RESPECT

MEET SINGLES

2009-08-13T08:12:00.000-07:00

"MEET SINGLES" by kevin mcentire (remix of "Apart" by jay francol)

singles have plenty of time
to do what they please
on a average day they can
do activities

of fun like cruising around
or eating fancy foods
or maybe do what the need
like a load of laundry

oh how can i meet them
and get to be their friend
do some things with them
like catching up on trends

oh i dont know
just what to do
cuz if im crusiing in your car
you arent single anymore

i pop the brim of my cap
to say goodby
i snap the end of my sleeve
as i leave

2009

30 AND OUT

2009-08-08T07:51:00.000-07:00

"30 and out" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

30 and out - a rule for the party
you got 30 minutes to box with the beat
wow eye the judges then reach for the keys
then sled to the door like you ski a jet ski

ski a jet ski
ski a jet ski
need what i need
just to get through the d

uncle party - stops by to drop off a beat
30 and out is how much he drinks
he dont drink and drive he just drinks and winks
and after 30 cans he falls fast asleep

falls fast asleep
falls fast asleep
falls to fast to
jam to the beat

your hands are covered by a pillow case
but security dont shake hands in this place
show family pictures to slow the pace
but you cant show nothing thru the pillow case

dance up a store
to the top floor
three oh and oh
you tee to the door

2009

THANKS FOR GREAT SUCCESS

2009-08-06T09:41:00.000-07:00

thanks to everyone that emailed me about the cheese series * it was very popular

special shoot out to:

Dade Merchant

ILoveCheese: http://www.ilovecheese.com/

and

Barrie Lynn at the Cheese Impresario: http://www.thecheeseimpresario.com/

CHEESE SERIES #7: "CHEESE GOTTA CHANGE"

2009-07-26T17:55:00.000-07:00

"cheese gotta change" by kevin mcentire

hands out like your holding a plate
palms flat and out try not to shake

put a pile of cheese on those two hands

dont like the taste so i toss it up
arms stay stiff for spring board action

cuz im on a bike cheese spreads around town
goes in teenagers mouths and they frown

oh cheese gotta change
change the taste
change the place
for me to eat that pile of cheese
taste gotta be just right for me

cant stop the way things are going
cheese is going cheese if growing
the pile is tall but the mix is bad
truckers throw it from their cab

pile of cheese
cheese gotta change
taste gotta change
change gotta change
cheese on cheese
taste the pile
pile of pile
cheese for style

CHEESE SERIES #6: "CHEESE PARADE"

2009-07-23T05:18:00.000-07:00

"cheese parade" by kevin mcentire

i want to eat new cheese about every day
elect me to lead your cheese parade

melt a tube of cheese in my baton
i sneak a drink as i march on

on and on and on and on

twirl and sip - baton point at my friend

i lead the parade on routes unknown - out of town and down farm roads
march past people and wave hi, they are glad to see fresh cheese go by
then we break at fast food shop, 10 min. allowed to eat up
cheese on a double burger no doubt, finish up then march on out
people scared and run about, drop their pepsi when we shout

*wabba cheese wabba wabba please*

marching band trumpets blow out so loud
note so loud it scares the crowd
get weapons and chase us out
but the cheese marches on in our mouths

2008

CHEESE SERIES #5: "WAR OF THE CHEESEROADS"

2009-07-16T21:45:00.000-07:00

"war of cheeseroads" a special by dade merchant

cheese wars of the nacho states
army at the cheddar gates
cheese spys infiltrate
counter spys investigate

lift the cheese grate
taste the cheese - great
swim the cheese lake
to make the escape

satallites track the war party
while i lay low hungry
spot a cheese garden
and fill my mouth promptly
ripe cheese tastes fine
fresh wedge from the vine

i spot cheese cadets in line
the mounted cheese front line

the cheese virus is widespread
so i'm on a lost island
wire tapped for cheese news
i ate so much i had to wire hq

while breaking the cheese code
and saluting colonels
i take a snack break
to eat a cheese bowl

cheeses

2009

CHEESE SERIES #4: "O CHEESE NOURISH ME"

2009-07-14T11:15:00.000-07:00

"o cheese nourish me" y kevin mcentire and dade merchant

sittin in a shoppin cart
eatin on some sweaty cheese
livin on the city streets
o cheese noruish me

im the black swan of cheese
from my street bed i sees
cheese melted and freezed
so i eat what i please

o cheese noruish me

last week i couldnt smile
my face was so weak
now im leapin happy
and my limp is gone in 1 bite

this cheese is the freshest
its also stinking
i eat it in seconds
my eyes start winking
my athlete attitude
fueled by cottage cheeses
pumps my arms like a bird
max energy unleasehes

ramped up to a boost level
im doing high kicks
quick slaps and head swivels
start to feel sick
o cheese delivers

2008

CHEESE SERIES #3: "CHEESE OF TODAY"

2009-07-09T05:53:00.000-07:00

"cheese of today" -kevin mcentire and dade merchant

the cheeses of yesterday
aint the same today
yee they got the same look
but do they got the same taste

so i go to a place
to taste on the taste
get a big cheese loaf
and hold it close to my face

ooo it smells great
but i have to wait
the cheese of today
looks good then great

i take a bite - they did sweet
i hold it up high
cheese boss of the street
cheese sailor of the fleet
other cheese feel the heat
new champion - others feel defeat
cheese of today - what a treat

2008

CHEESE SERIES #2: "CHEESE"

2009-07-07T08:14:00.001-07:00

"cheese" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

kind-a melty is it safe?
who cares it tastes great

chewing a really big bite
now i cant swallow rite

melt it in my mouth
with a hair dryer

2007

CHEESE SERIES #1: "CHEESE TYPES"

2009-07-02T07:28:00.001-07:00

"cheese types" by kevin mcentire

smooth cheese
im chewing on it
string cheese
im pullin on it
cheezy crumbles
in my pocket
flyin in my space rocket
in a space suit
high over the planet
put cheese in my air tank
now my helmet smells like a cheese market
push the discharge button
and some cheese sprays out
of a tube near my mouth
yah its loose ZERO GRAVITY
but i can fish it out

2009

ANNOUNCEMENT.

2009-06-29T11:57:00.000-07:00

ANNOUNCEMENT

we are starting a special poetry series on cheese. cuz i have several poems that i want to get in the public plus dade just emailed me a awsome 1.

this is out best work yet. a lot has gone into it.

submissions are open to the public if you have what it takes email me your poem to mc-kevin@hotmail.com

enjoy folks

PORTRAIT OF A DODE

2009-06-25T11:57:00.000-07:00

motorbikes

2009-06-23T08:08:00.000-07:00

"motorbikes" by k. mcentire and d. merchant

i ride past fast
arms like falcon wings
the blowback blows
off the crowns of kings

rival gangs belts are off
and their swinging em around
trying to hit me and
knock me to the ground

i ride over their capes
and my wheels lose the grip
i wobble around
and i start to tip

*help me out*
i yell to my biker band
they ride up on each side
to lend a hand

each grab a handle
and straighten me out
i get my balance
and i race on out

im out like i was playin hide and go seek
get a bigger crew and be back next week
im out like a rookie in baseball
unless i lose my balance again and fall

2009

MY NEW CAR!

2009-06-19T06:12:00.001-07:00

MIKES BIKE POEM

2009-06-13T09:04:00.000-07:00

"mikes bike" by kevmac 2009

ma-ma-mike
wont bike standing
comfy seat demanding
legs cant take
a skid or a strong shake

he dont do tricks
becasue of fear
mention wheelies or kick jumps
he pedals out of here

he got special shorts
and gloves for long trips
and a water bottle
that never drips
he takes turns real easy
and he keeps his chain real greasy

ma-ma-ma ma-ma-ma MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
give a bike tour
ma-ma-ma ma-ma-ma MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
helmet for sure

if you aint safe you cant ride
pedals fast up a hill but he still slides to the side

2009 thank

GREAT SONG OVER THE RAINBO

2009-06-11T08:02:00.000-07:00

Cliff Richard - Somewhere over the rainbow
by catrin345

heavy weight

2009-06-08T06:57:00.000-07:00

hey this is a poem we submitted to the WWE in 2007!

"heavy weight" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

photo copy photo photo copy (what?)
photo copy photo photo copy (yeah!)

picture of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler
of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler

picture on my wall, heavy weight king
photo copy from a magazine
his moves in the ring, im a learn those things
do a leg spring swing to a wing fling

body slams and clothesline style
takes a while to master
thats why i check on the photo so i can learn faster
hi-lace up boots, soft soul look spectacular

heavy weight fight his own - no light weights
see that in the photo, similar sizes
gold belt prizes, im a win one
I WONT STOP UNTIL IM DONE

hes a pro, im so new
i learn things he all ready knew
pro teach new, new go pro
win championship with knew moves

picture of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler
of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler
hes a pro, im so new
i learn things he all ready knew

A PICTURE IS 1000 WORDS

2009-06-03T11:51:00.001-07:00

owls

2009-05-16T08:55:00.000-07:00

"OWLS" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant 2008

i want that owl to think im kind
so i give a donation to blow his mind
not 3 or 4 or 5 or 6
but a 10 dollar bill as gift

i want that owl to think im smart
so i do some math outside after dark
do real hard stuff from college books
his head rotates slow then he looks

i want that owl to think im daring
so i help with the hunt while he sits staring
shine my flash lite right on a pest
he swoops and grabs then back to his nest

owls - i got their respect
owls - airbrushed on my vest
yep they got a good memory
and the one in charge is a frend to me

2008

sodium

2009-05-12T12:53:00.000-07:00

"sodium" by kevin mcentire 2009

generous on fathers day
thats ok
except when im not
and i dont give a thing
dad looks sad
so i give a hand shake
and a nickname
reggie the snake

a sodium pill tastes like salt
if you can't take the flavor its not my fault

mirrors are amazing
take a picture of the scene
upload to my laptop
now the mirror is my screen

your body don't work without a pancreas
a sodium pill can help you out with this
reggie the snake takes the sodium pill
pancreas feels great but the taste makes him ill

2009

Cool Thing

2009-05-08T05:57:00.001-07:00

i really think its a cool thing to have a dog and then have a shirt with a picture of the same dog. i want to do somehting like this

cool video

2009-04-22T06:55:00.000-07:00

catch a break

2009-04-08T07:48:00.000-07:00

"catch a break" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i see a man out of luck on the side
i help help him out with a ride
he pulls out some weapons in my van
turns out to be a policeman

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the traffic goin by
one of them stops to give me a lift
turns out to be the sheriff

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

1996 was the time
a year for pain and change

oh i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

settin my raft out to the sea
a man in a canoe approaches me
helps me with my fishin on the lake
turns out to be a trooper from the state

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the fish goin by

2009

I LOVE FOOD

2009-04-01T17:43:00.000-07:00

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the look: 100%
the taste: potato and chili
overall score: eat it!
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the look: 70%
the taste: pasta roll
overall score: stand and deliver
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the look: 100%
the taste: chili time
overall score: what time is it!
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the look: 90%
the taste: meats
overall score: rookie with a futur
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the look: 90%
the taste: slam burger
overall score: 2hot
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LARRY MCENTIRE UPDATE

2009-03-25T10:19:00.000-07:00

1irst a couple of updates:

1. i am still unemployed this economy is hard
2. i havent wrote about my brother larry mcentire for a while cuz he ask me not to
3

DADE

so my frend dade came over stinking like booze and in a good mood. so i thought this is going to be troubel
and it was he had a box of fireworks like bottle rockers and black cats and he said we are going to set them off.

my frends know that i dont like fireworks mainly because of the danger

it was really late so we said *no* and started watching a movie larry got called jumper
well bad move i fell asleep and then i woke up to one of the bottle rockets going off in the house
dade was shooin them off in the livin room
it didnt cause any damage but it was real loud
anyway larry came out real mad cuz he had to work today and it was like 2am
he said he sould kick me out for that
and cuz i dont work
so dade got real mad and left
i just slept on the couch and larry was real loud when we was gettin ready for work

MY CITY

2009-03-19T19:32:00.000-07:00

"my city" by kevin mcentire

the people come outside
when they hear rock from a ride
they droop and lean to the side
and give ice cream to the flys

side walks looking nice
seams straight looking tight
yards thick to hide mice
we give them suacy pizza slice

i dump popcorn from my pocket
wishes from my locket
when i load stars to my rocket
my eyes pop from the socket

get a lawyer from the district
take me to court for my wishes
he loads it to a floppy diskes
and the judge case dismisses

control alt delete

2009-03-14T05:52:00.000-07:00

"control alt delete" by kev mcentire

see you typin
while i walk past
control alt delete
you reboot fast

hey computer im
first on the web site
see the new lay out
and they did it rite
graphics look cool
animations are fun
but i control alt delete
before you got done

cuz thats not somethin
that i want to click
control alt delete
stop you quick

no you didnt save it
you didnt have a chance
cuz i control alt delete you
fast fast fast

control alt delete you on your lap top
work is all gone, i made you stop
control alt delete you on your P C
start from scratch, dont internet around me

if i cant control alt delete
ill pull out the plug
or press the power button
just a prank thats all

cuz thats not somethin
that i want to click
control alt delete
stop you quick

sly smooth and streetwise

2009-03-07T12:42:00.000-08:00

"sly smooth and streetwise" by dade merchant 2009

i got the fire
i got the zest
i got the juice
to pass the test

i got wild eyes
skitter from side to side
so im not allowed to drive
sly smooth and streetwise

i got the burst
i got the best
i got the muscle
police get impressed

down in hollywood
doing a screentest
kick the producer
right in the chestwhen he wakes up
one inch from his face
is my tattoo
of two snakes

i got the bounce
i got the eye
i got the gigner
punch fouth of july

i got the bite
to do it right
i got the zeal
i got the feel
i keep it real
hundred dollar bill

2 knights

2009-03-03T13:59:00.000-08:00

so since i am not working i have been watchin a lot of tv. my favorite shows are knight rider and batman dark knight.

let me tell you why thay are good

dark knight
you saw it at the palce

joker 100% cool
action 100% cool
fites 100% cool
chases 100% cuz a truck flips over

knight rider

its a show about a car an a secret agency but the car can transform in to attack mode and can also turn in to a truck or a van what ever they need. cool. ah yeah that picture up top is 100% real. my car got recked up so i would definately buy kit hes got weapons - laser - darts - missles, and a touch screen hood.

kit 100% cool transform
action 100%
fites 100%
charcters 100%

you got 2 chek em out. i got my borthers flat screen so it looks

drifter

2009-02-24T13:12:00.000-08:00

"drifter" by kevin mcentire 2007

yep im mean
i drift on the scene
no food in me
i mean what i mean

i look at the screen
tv screen
if i dont eat lunch
i get mean

i drift as i may
i drift all nite
i got 3 bucks
i got in a fite

when i say mean
i mean mad
not crazy
but i mean mean mad

my scarf blew off in the wind machine
i chase after it gettin mad and mean
take long steps to pin it to the ground
lose my balence and blown around

i dont make frends
when i get mean
i mean when im mean
frends get mean

when i say mean
i mean mad
not crazy
but i mean mean mad

2007

ALABAMA

2009-02-18T12:59:00.000-08:00

a new song 4 2009

"alabama"
by kev Mcentire

--whispering--
it is a big deal
i leave california for alabama
its not a dream really
its a destination for me

--singing--
oh...to alabama - thats where i go
its not home but thats where i go
not to be alone
not for the company
not for the cities
ill be sittin pretty
i go for the alabama
al-la-la-la-la la

im a alabama man i got a alabama plan
al-la al-la bama cities
i travel out to you, oh you
al-la la bama hi-ways
my hat stands tall
on my head and the hat says alabama
al-la al-la bama man

--whispering--
most wont understand
the alabama land
its not a dream for me
it just keeps calling me

--singing--
oh...the radio wont stop playin
alabama songs and alabama sayings
i learn about you sweet homeland
in alabama sand
i alabama cant or alabama can
i al-la-la-la-love bama

alabama set me free
meet some frends and get to see
alabama for what it is
i'm a alabama man a-seekin
alabama stock is peekin
i am alabama
encased by my ribs
i al-la-la-la-love bama

2009