POWERS OF A GENIE

"powers of genie" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i need to meet a genie
to do wishes for me
i got to have a genie
pop out and see me

i was rubbin on lamps
rubbin just enough
rubbin on copper
to wish me some stuff

then he grew out the spout
and his pants looked so purple
he grabbed my shoulders
and spun me like a spin cycle

he said i get no wishes
hes givin them to my mom
her fisrt wish was for me to clean up my act
the second one was for me to be strong

so i flashed and shimmered
lookin so spotless
i started burpin soap
and i could not stop this

i grew muscles so big
i could crush a microwave
i grabed the genie by his smoke
and said he made a big mistake

he said i could have the last wish
so you know what i did
i wished the genie was cool
and that he would be my firend

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and my mom smiles happy
cuz she would have wished the same for me

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and he wins every game
with his powers of genie


2009

ON FACEBOOK: deep spect intro

hey since meetup was so bad we open a new poetry groop on facebooks it is really good dade did the set up and sthe intro.


"deep spect intro" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire 09

DEEP SPECT
NEAT POETRY SECT
WRITE SOME POEMS OUT
THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT
BUT WHAT DO YOU GET?
AWARDS AND CHECKS
BUT ON THE INTERNET WE GET NO RESPECT

CHEESE SERIES #5: "WAR OF THE CHEESEROADS"

"war of cheeseroads" a special by dade merchant

cheese wars of the nacho states
army at the cheddar gates
cheese spys infiltrate
counter spys investigate

lift the cheese grate
taste the cheese - great
swim the cheese lake
to make the escape

satallites track the war party
while i lay low hungry
spot a cheese garden
and fill my mouth promptly
ripe cheese tastes fine
fresh wedge from the vine

i spot cheese cadets in line
the mounted cheese front line

the cheese virus is widespread
so i'm on a lost island
wire tapped for cheese news
i ate so much i had to wire hq

while breaking the cheese code
and saluting colonels
i take a snack break
to eat a cheese bowl

cheeses

2009

CHEESE SERIES #1: "CHEESE TYPES"

"cheese types" by kevin mcentire

smooth cheese
im chewing on it
string cheese
im pullin on it
cheezy crumbles
in my pocket
flyin in my space rocket
in a space suit
high over the planet
put cheese in my air tank
now my helmet smells like a cheese market
push the discharge button
and some cheese sprays out
of a tube near my mouth
yah its loose ZERO GRAVITY
but i can fish it out



2009

catch a break

"catch a break" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i see a man out of luck on the side
i help help him out with a ride
he pulls out some weapons in my van
turns out to be a policeman

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the traffic goin by
one of them stops to give me a lift
turns out to be the sheriff

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

1996 was the time
a year for pain and change

oh i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

settin my raft out to the sea
a man in a canoe approaches me
helps me with my fishin on the lake
turns out to be a trooper from the state

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the fish goin by








2009

drifter

"drifter" by kevin mcentire 2007

yep im mean
i drift on the scene
no food in me
i mean what i mean

i look at the screen
tv screen
if i dont eat lunch
i get mean

i drift as i may
i drift all nite
i got 3 bucks
i got in a fite

when i say mean
i mean mad
not crazy
but i mean mean mad

my scarf blew off in the wind machine
i chase after it gettin mad and mean
take long steps to pin it to the ground
lose my balence and blown around

i dont make frends
when i get mean
i mean when im mean
frends get mean

when i say mean
i mean mad
not crazy
but i mean mean mad





2007

MY SON

"my son" by kev mcentire 2007

my son
has ups and downs
a piston
his mouth smiles and frowns

my sons condo
has 2 floors
he goes up and down
when he gets bored

my son
lifts me up and down
get to fast
ill fall to the ground

my head
looks up and down
a piston
except when i look around




2007