sodium

"sodium" by kevin mcentire 2009

generous on fathers day
thats ok
except when im not
and i dont give a thing
dad looks sad
so i give a hand shake
and a nickname
reggie the snake

a sodium pill tastes like salt
if you can't take the flavor its not my fault

mirrors are amazing
take a picture of the scene
upload to my laptop
now the mirror is my screen

your body don't work without a pancreas
a sodium pill can help you out with this
reggie the snake takes the sodium pill
pancreas feels great but the taste makes him ill




2009

Cool Thing

i really think its a cool thing to have a dog and then have a shirt with a picture of the same dog. i want to do somehting like this

cool video

catch a break

"catch a break" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i see a man out of luck on the side
i help help him out with a ride
he pulls out some weapons in my van
turns out to be a policeman

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the traffic goin by
one of them stops to give me a lift
turns out to be the sheriff

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

1996 was the time
a year for pain and change

oh i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

settin my raft out to the sea
a man in a canoe approaches me
helps me with my fishin on the lake
turns out to be a trooper from the state

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the fish goin by








2009

I LOVE FOOD

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the look: 100%
the taste: potato and chili
overall score: eat it!
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the look: 70%
the taste: pasta roll
overall score: stand and deliver
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the look: 100%
the taste: chili time
overall score: what time is it!
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the look: 90%
the taste: meats
overall score: rookie with a futur
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the look: 90%
the taste: slam burger
overall score: 2hot
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LARRY MCENTIRE UPDATE

1irst a couple of updates:

1. i am still unemployed this economy is hard
2. i havent wrote about my brother larry mcentire for a while cuz he ask me not to
3

DADE

so my frend dade came over stinking like booze and in a good mood. so i thought this is going to be troubel
and it was he had a box of fireworks like bottle rockers and black cats and he said we are going to set them off.

my frends know that i dont like fireworks mainly because of the danger

it was really late so we said *no* and started watching a movie larry got called jumper
well bad move i fell asleep and then i woke up to one of the bottle rockets going off in the house
dade was shooin them off in the livin room
it didnt cause any damage but it was real loud
anyway larry came out real mad cuz he had to work today and it was like 2am
he said he sould kick me out for that
and cuz i dont work
so dade got real mad and left
i just slept on the couch and larry was real loud when we was gettin ready for work

MY CITY

"my city" by kevin mcentire

the people come outside
when they hear rock from a ride
they droop and lean to the side
and give ice cream to the flys

side walks looking nice
seams straight looking tight
yards thick to hide mice
we give them suacy pizza slice

i dump popcorn from my pocket
wishes from my locket
when i load stars to my rocket
my eyes pop from the socket

get a lawyer from the district
take me to court for my wishes
he loads it to a floppy diskes
and the judge case dismisses

control alt delete

"control alt delete" by kev mcentire

see you typin
while i walk past
control alt delete
you reboot fast

hey computer im
first on the web site
see the new lay out
and they did it rite
graphics look cool
animations are fun
but i control alt delete
before you got done

cuz thats not somethin
that i want to click
control alt delete
stop you quick

no you didnt save it
you didnt have a chance
cuz i control alt delete you
fast fast fast

control alt delete you on your lap top
work is all gone, i made you stop
control alt delete you on your P C
start from scratch, dont internet around me

if i cant control alt delete
ill pull out the plug
or press the power button
just a prank thats all

cuz thats not somethin
that i want to click
control alt delete
stop you quick

sly smooth and streetwise

"sly smooth and streetwise" by dade merchant 2009

i got the fire
i got the zest
i got the juice
to pass the test

i got wild eyes
skitter from side to side
so im not allowed to drive
sly smooth and streetwise

i got the burst
i got the best
i got the muscle
police get impressed

down in hollywood
doing a screentest
kick the producer
right in the chestwhen he wakes up
one inch from his face
is my tattoo
of two snakes

i got the bounce
i got the eye
i got the gigner
punch fouth of july

i got the bite
to do it right
i got the zeal
i got the feel
i keep it real
hundred dollar bill

2 knights

so since i am not working i have been watchin a lot of tv. my favorite shows are knight rider and batman dark knight.

let me tell you why thay are good

dark knight
you saw it at the palce

joker 100% cool
action 100% cool
fites 100% cool
chases 100% cuz a truck flips over


knight rider

its a show about a car an a secret agency but the car can transform in to attack mode and can also turn in to a truck or a van what ever they need. cool. ah yeah that picture up top is 100% real. my car got recked up so i would definately buy kit hes got weapons - laser - darts - missles, and a touch screen hood.


kit 100% cool transform
action 100%
fites 100%
charcters 100%

you got 2 chek em out. i got my borthers flat screen so it looks