soccer vampire

dade and kevin and a lady soccer vampire


1. Who are you? Kev McEntire and dade merchant

2. Are we friends?

frends with a vamp!!!!! no chance we hate on vampires we hate on soccer

3. When and how did we meet?
you tried to lure me into your castle by puttin a sportsbike on craiglist for cheap then you tried to keep me there by showin off soccer mover hi kicks and head bounces

4. Do you have a crush on me?
no i dont like shoulder width hair or soccer

5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
batty-----cuz you transform into a bat a flap around this duplex

6. Describe me in one word.
frightning

7. What was your first impression?
shoulder width hair and diet dr. pepper
secrets of a vamipre givin me a scare
soccer so lame cape and adidas
soccer vampire can run liek a cheeta

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
yes

9. What reminds you of me?
blood doctors and bats, soccer fields, coffins, capes hemoglobin and plasma, adidas, twilight

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a garlic neclace and a penalty

11. How well do you know me?
only from looking back as i run away you could try to kick a soccer ball at me to knock my head and disorient me but you didnt have any

12. When's the last time you saw me?
i think i was sneaking down a hallway at your castle and the eyes on a puctire followed me...then i herd you cough back there

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeh.........you cant see yourself in a reflection so your hair is matty like a greasy nest

14. Whats the funniest moment weve ever had together?
lol....when we were in the yard and we acted like helicopters

15. Favorite Movie:avatar and blade oh i bet you dont like blade do you vamp

16. Favorite Song: lady gaga

17. Favorite Band/Artist:lady gaga

18. What am I to you: supper

19. Whats your philosophy on life?
life is a beach, ride sportbikes

20. Would you have my back in a fight?
no are 2 fast on your feet with all the soccer skills and you mite bite my neck or

21. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
im doing that rite now

22. What is your favorite memory of us?
when i escaped your lair

23. Would you make love with me??
gross

24. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
i hate soccer, i am laid off for a long time, my blood is tainted

25. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
no i would give you the silver bullets

26. Can we get together and make a cake?
no

27. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
yes that you are undead have a bad penalty kick record and seduction

28. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
yes you look pale and ware a cape and you get out of breath fast running soccer

29. Do you think I'm a good person?
no

30. Would you drive across country with me?
no way you cant go out in the sun you would always want to stop to kick the soccer ball against a wall and you mite turn on me

31. Do you think I'm attractive?
not shoulder width hair and soccer pants

32. If you could change anything about me, would you?
yeah that you would stop sucking out blood and find a interesting sport

33. What do you wear to sleep?
a neck brace 4 protection

34. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
no only in the day when you are sleeping in a coffin and wiped out from chasing victims around and playing soccer

35. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
no i dont like every thing you do like and i especially dont like watching athletic people kicking a ball around town

36. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
i aviod you

cool heros

this is from the NEWS sent to me by my aunt bonnie these are cool stories about a rags to ritches smart dog ;LOL i want a dog like that. remember a long time aho i tried to get a cat named JOHN KERRY well maybee it was that cat because he escaped... that mite be why he ran off to save those people



By Associated Press
RICHARD PYLE
Updated: 11/3/2007

NEW YORK

When Debbie Parkhurst choked on a piece of apple at her Maryland home, her dog jumped in, landing hard on her chest and forcing the morsel to pop out of her throat. When the Keesling family of Indiana was about to be overcome by carbon monoxide, their cat clawed at wife Cathy's hair until she woke up and called for help.


For their nick-of-time acts, Toby, a 2½-year-old golden retriever, and Winnie, a gray-eyed American shorthair, were named Dog and Cat of the Year by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.


Neither Parkhurst nor Keesling could explain their pets' timely heroics, though Parkhurst suggested her pooch's Heimlich maneuver might have been guided by divine intervention.


''That's what our veterinarian said,'' she said. ''He wasn't making a joke; he's very spiritual, and now I have to agree with him.''


Both pets were themselves rescued in infancy _ Toby as a 4-week-old puppy tossed into a garbage bin to die, and Winnie as a week-old orphan hiding under a barn, so helpless that Keesling's husband, Eric, had to feed her milk with an eyedropper.


As the Keeslings recalled it, a gas-driven pump being used to remove flood waters from their basement in New Castle, Ind., last March malfunctioned, spreading carbon monoxide through the house. By the time Winnie moved into rescue mode, the couple's 14-year-old son, Michael, was already unconscious.


''Winnie jumped on the bed and was clawing at me, with a kind of angry meow,'' Cathy Keesling said. ''When I woke up I felt like a T-bar had hit me across the head.''


State police and sheriff's officers responding to her 911 call said the family was only minutes from death, judging by the amount of poisonous gas in the house.


Debbie Parkhurst's husband, Kevin, was at his job at a Wilmington, Del., chemical firm when she took a midday break from making jewelry and bit into an apple.


''Normally I peel them, but I read in Good Housekeeping magazine that the skin has all the nutrients, so I ate the skin, and that's what caused me to choke,'' she recalled.


''I couldn't breathe and I was in panic when Toby jumped on me. He never does that, but he did, and saved my life.''


Both Toby and Winnie accompanied their owners to the awards luncheon at Manhattan's posh Rainbow Room atop Rockefeller Center.