POLOTICAL SERIES #3: "HOW TO DEBATE"

"HOW TO DEBATE" by keivin mcentire

i bring out ufos for the presidential debate
they float around the room
they spin and they shake

they lift up charis and
make water float from a vase

then i float myself
get the view from the ceiling
canidates look and afraid cuz im dropping things
they dive and the flinch
cuz the ufos starts rammin on things

my discs
my ufos
floats and flows
win debates
get big money
at shows

art shows
car shows
late nite tv

craft shows
job fairs
getting so much stares

i win the debate
ufos float and they shake




2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #2: "THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL"

"THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL" MY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010


i vote with a punch
dig with a shovel
do political moves
to get you in trouble

then i elect myself mayor
governer...senator...president
dragon slayer
through deminsions...of time and space

then i dip in carmel color jeans
camo jacket
and a army hat to look mean

on the scene

then i do my presidential address
my message is BOASTS
my hair is a MESS
i yell and i SHOUT
kick over the podium
flex my arms and neck
tear down a curtain
then i end the message
by transporting to space
crush the camera with my mind
and let nasa try and chase

POLOTICAL SERIES #1:"TWO HOOTS FOR OBAMA!"

hey everyone i found this great poem from the last elections. it is so good



"Two Hoots For Obama!"(Song Lyrics) by Minh Tan
at http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/digital-citizen-poetry

To John McCain
I give no hoot
A fan of him I’m not

To Miss Palin
I’d give a hoot
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT

To Joe Biden
I’d give a hoot
Cause he’s a hoot to me

But to Obama
I’d give two hoots
Cause he’s worth it to me… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (Join me!)

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Should change his name
To McCan’t or McAin’t

And Miss Palin
Should change her name
To bailin’, failin’ or jailin’

Then Joe Biden
Should change his name
To Joe Verifyin’

And Obama
Of course, should be
Obamafofanabananaramabobana
HOOT! HOOT! (Too funny!)

HOOT! HOOT! (Louder!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One more time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And Bush should change his name to Moot!

.

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
Then hackin’ sackin’ whackin’ Bush
And doing it all again!

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
So the world can be a better place
And we can happily HOOT! again!
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you agree!)

HOOT! HOOT! (I knew you would!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Again!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Has lots of loot
That he won’t give away

While Miss Palin
Plays the flute
That’s where her mouth should stay

Now Joe Biden’s
No Hillary
But I’ll withhold judgment

Cause Obama’s
The choice for me
For the next President… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you believe!)

HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you want change!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One last time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!
HOOT!