cody

so my cousins kid came in from oklahoma and i havent seem him for a long tim they are from up to oklahoma city and they are just visiting for a week so i like the kid his name is cody and he is 9.

so i took him up to the toy store in whittier to let him get a hot wheels but i didnt no he was a bad kid. first he didnt have a shirt on cuz it was a nice day and i didnt think nothing of it. but the sign said that you gotta have a shirt to shop in the store. so i took him out to my wrecked truck and got him one of my caltrans work shirts that i was useing as a rag. it was really dirty and was way to big on him and since he was wearin shorts the shirt made it look like he wasnt wearing pants. so i was embarassed of my own family member cuz his hair is long and smells bad.

but we were still havin fun, he was happy to be away from his mom and he was jumpin around and singin and he wanted to ride in the cart in the basket part. i said ok and he jumped in there adn he kept jumpin around shaking the cart from the in side. i told him that i dont have much money so just get a hot wheels but he wanted lego dinosours and empensive stuff. i said i only got $12 bucks and i gotta get gas and he picked up a pepsi bottle and a pigpank and a bike he kept sayin *can i get this* over and over then he was just reachin out and pullin stuff in from the shelves like expensive movies and zoids and books and action heros to expensive.

at first i was puttin them back but then i said ok then i will just not put any thing back and the cart started to get full of stuff animals and footballs and bricks of cards just everything . so once the cart was so full he couldnt jump around any more he started swatting things off the hooks using a long box that had a fake wand or something in it. he was just nocking stuff rite on the floor and singing and screaming *get me this* he was makin a big mess and a lot of noise so finally we got to the hot wheels and i said *pick one* and he grabed a play set pack and just ripped it open and it costs $19 bucks i dont have it so i just walked out. yep folks i left the kid there i was sittin on the stump and i was out there mad for a long time and finaly the kid came out and he had the play set and a dr pepper and a bag of hot wheels he had paid for it cuz he had over $100 dollars. he should have been gettin me stufff insted of me tryin to be a cool uncle or what ever i am to my cousins kid i dont even no.

POWER PLAYER

"POWER PLAYER" FROM KEVIN MCENTIRE

a power player
in a swim suit and flip flops
ride a bike with sun glasses
shows off tricks in front of cops

a power player
rides down town on city streets
makes big bank deals
with a back pack full of treats

that dosen make sense
i must be sick

my eyes still wide
from a power player trick

a power player
swim suit is so big
power player has to pull it up
over and over again (thats right)

a power player
has a hat made of gold
front says hat
price tag says sold

this dosen make sense
i must be sick

my belly still hurts
from a power player kick


Edited by Kevin McEntire on Apr 28

join the force

"join the force" by kevin mcentire

the best thing
if you move to the city
is to make frends with
the fire men be cool with
the fire men

they can come to help
if a fire freaks out

tom, mike, chirs, tam
these are the men
real fire mans

i want to keep my brother safe
and a fire is the worst
so the fire men come to help
when i call out

they have a code for this
a code for that
they give me a real fire man hat
they say im the hero
of the block
i stoped the fire
with a mental block

metaphysical block
the fire men choose me
to join the force
give awards to me

tony, stew, rod, bill
these are the men
fite fire still

earth 2024

"earth 2024" by kevin mcentire

metaphysical sadness
from mind inflation
metaphysical sadness
from earth rotation

year 2024...
mankind mind link every one in sync
mind power opens haevy doors

blink in time as a single man...
powerful gloves with a built in phone
call your frend talk to the hand

metphysical images make time stop...
rainbow sunglasses with lens visors and a neck band
in case those sunglasses drop

meditation on the dark plane...
foot ball pads not ment for impacts but connect a hose
they spray water like rain

notice that nothings real...
propane soccer shoes with wings on sides
got reel fire in the heel

protest all olympic sports...
so run faster at home
peter really likes his 2024 olympics shorts

metaphysical sadness
from mind inflation
metaphysical sadness
from earth rotation

a picture is 1000 words

secrets of the moon

"secrets of the moon"
by KEVIN MOONTALKER (MCENTIRE) and DADE DEALERS (Merchant)

i gotta find these secrets of the moon
metaphysics people had to go
now im alone in the room
*Why did they have to go so soon*
i dont really know
its a secret of the moon

i look look look look to space
what are the answers for the human race

what could live there if life is here
on the moon its a planet that lives so near
to here
the moon has its secrets yah we all have a few
the real thinkers love to live on the moon
lion of space
the moon is out
the sun slip slips
sneaks on out

the sun is a hornet from the sky
no room for such a frend as the moon tonite
sunny skys in the hornets hive
metaphysical ideas
the moon tapes and prints
sells for the best deals

i gotta find these secrets of the moon
metaphysics people had to go
now im alone in the room
*Why did they have to go so soon*
i dont really know
its a secret of the moon

i look look look look to space
we are the answer for the human race

BEST OF INTERNET!

ok folks here it is best of the internet MARCH 2007

top 5

NUMBER 5
SWORDS!

cool: 100%
internet check: 100%
check it out if you ever wanted to see the best swords out here then this in a place for you----------i can find the best stuff so easy and cool. it is way better then the sword shops around here plus you dont got to but 1 and take it on the bus

NUMBR 4
SPORT BIKES

cool: 100%
internet check: 100%
yeh you see alot of this cool stuff around la but you will never see as many cool sportbikes as iwhen you look internet


3
paint dancing


cool: 500%
internet check: 10%
ok so i had a fight with the leader of this troop so we had our own dance and it was better it was me and top and jay COOL it is the funest you put on your favorite song and you just paint a nd dance - i dont lkei the business one go i like my own styles


number 2
PAINTING


cool: 900%
internet check: 100%
ok well i love to paint and soem day i will get some new gear but i like to look around for the air brush pictures they are hard to make and there are a lot of good 1s out there so take a look


number 1 WINER
POETRY


cool: 50000%
internet check: 100%
the pic isnt waht i was lookin 4 but it is the idea a poem out here on the internet COOL there are so many you cood never read them all even if you went all day every day you would get skunked in the end so it is cool and a cool polac to look for poetry i found the 1 for the picture here in 1 second i just tiped in poems and it poped rite up

mind jail

this is for my frends on meet up






*MIND JAIL* by kevin mcentire 2008

i thought i heard you talk
but i realy heard your thought
you thought about this jail
and you thought about how to get out
the jail has no bars
and no warden and no police
the jail is your mind
out side is love and piece

(man)
lock down is all day
and the prison gangs are deep
join up with the rong groop
and get socked in your sleep

(woman)
yeh jail is the worst
the food i will not try it
i think about the flavor
inmates hear and start a riot

i thought i heard you talk
but i realy heard your thought
about the jail gettin crammed
and the temp is gettin hot
the jail has no bars
and no warden and no police
the jail is your mind
out side is love and piece

(man)
the yard is pretty good
exersise from 10 to noon
i threw a towel over the fence
and got sent to my room

(woman)
my brother came to visit
brought a book of jokes
it was a bad gift idea
so i traded it for some smokes

money mouth

money troubles again

hi every one

i just came back from the hospital and they said i have trench mouth......it has some other name but i don remember it....i am reallty down about it and my mouth is really hurtin so bad so then i read a post i put up on meet up and i feel worse. i am so sorry for my harsh time to every one there

i have been feelin bad for a while like my mouth was hurtung and more stuff like bleedin and not lookin healthy so today i saw it was really worse and i went into the hospital and they sent me to a dentist that said yep ive got it from not takin car of my teeth

so now i got to drink salt water and take some pills worst thing is that i am gonna get a bill for this mess and i dont have any money3


so LOL: i dont brush my teeth and i dont airbrush either

basket ball

[b]"basket ball" by kevin mcentire

hole hole take it to the hole
hole hole basket ball hole

shirts and skins, ill be skins
you be shirts, ill be skins

new tall shoes
full court blues
my slam dunk makes the local news
knee got hammed
hang time down
need a new jump
to win this round

legs together and lean back
heel pop i fly high and fast
streak thru the air
crowd scream out
"this slam dunk is gonna blast"

way to high
cant slow down
over the board
throw the ball straight down
made that point
but land in the crowd
ten rows back
is that allowed?

no no the ref says no
gotta redo that point for sure

free throw line
THINKIN BIG
lean on back
heel pop again
flip on up
to the hoop
put a foot on the ball
and stomp it thru

the ref is buffed
angry mad
thats ok he is your dad
hes so proud you won the game
with his heel pop
and the family name

name name your family name
name name basket ball game[/b]

BIKER GANG

yea this is one of the best poems i have ever seen and it is from my frend dade!


"Biker Gang" by Dade Merchant

bandana up on top
in your town im gonna stop
lots of engine noise
ridin thru with my boys
yeh i got a glass of booze
and ill throw the glass..when im thru

ridin down main street
breakin windows with a pole
my biker gang with leather vests
has even more in store
doing wheelies and spin outs
right in front of cops
got the senior citizen sayin
"whens this gonna stop"

tatoo on my wrist
its a picture of my fist
high speed chase we tear it up
now the police are givin up
yeh i got a glass of rum
and ill throw the glass...when its gone

yeh the chain that connects my wallet
to my belt is pretty strong
i swung it round and buzzed the sheriff
as he carried on
about leavin town and other things
im just not gonna do
i put out my smoke on his car
as soon as he was thru

sunglasses dark as nite
starein at the badest bike
beard is overgrown
and covered with old burbon
yeh i got a glass of guniess
and ill throw the glass...when i finish