KEVIN

soccer vampire

dade and kevin and a lady soccer vampire


1. Who are you? Kev McEntire and dade merchant

2. Are we friends?

frends with a vamp!!!!! no chance we hate on vampires we hate on soccer

3. When and how did we meet?
you tried to lure me into your castle by puttin a sportsbike on craiglist for cheap then you tried to keep me there by showin off soccer mover hi kicks and head bounces

4. Do you have a crush on me?
no i dont like shoulder width hair or soccer

5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
batty-----cuz you transform into a bat a flap around this duplex

6. Describe me in one word.
frightning

7. What was your first impression?
shoulder width hair and diet dr. pepper
secrets of a vamipre givin me a scare
soccer so lame cape and adidas
soccer vampire can run liek a cheeta

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
yes

9. What reminds you of me?
blood doctors and bats, soccer fields, coffins, capes hemoglobin and plasma, adidas, twilight

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a garlic neclace and a penalty

11. How well do you know me?
only from looking back as i run away you could try to kick a soccer ball at me to knock my head and disorient me but you didnt have any

12. When's the last time you saw me?
i think i was sneaking down a hallway at your castle and the eyes on a puctire followed me...then i herd you cough back there

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeh.........you cant see yourself in a reflection so your hair is matty like a greasy nest

14. Whats the funniest moment weve ever had together?
lol....when we were in the yard and we acted like helicopters

15. Favorite Movie:avatar and blade oh i bet you dont like blade do you vamp

16. Favorite Song: lady gaga

17. Favorite Band/Artist:lady gaga

18. What am I to you: supper

19. Whats your philosophy on life?
life is a beach, ride sportbikes

20. Would you have my back in a fight?
no are 2 fast on your feet with all the soccer skills and you mite bite my neck or

21. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
im doing that rite now

22. What is your favorite memory of us?
when i escaped your lair

23. Would you make love with me??
gross

24. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
i hate soccer, i am laid off for a long time, my blood is tainted

25. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
no i would give you the silver bullets

26. Can we get together and make a cake?
no

27. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
yes that you are undead have a bad penalty kick record and seduction

28. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
yes you look pale and ware a cape and you get out of breath fast running soccer

29. Do you think I'm a good person?
no

30. Would you drive across country with me?
no way you cant go out in the sun you would always want to stop to kick the soccer ball against a wall and you mite turn on me

31. Do you think I'm attractive?
not shoulder width hair and soccer pants

32. If you could change anything about me, would you?
yeah that you would stop sucking out blood and find a interesting sport

33. What do you wear to sleep?
a neck brace 4 protection

34. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
no only in the day when you are sleeping in a coffin and wiped out from chasing victims around and playing soccer

35. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
no i dont like every thing you do like and i especially dont like watching athletic people kicking a ball around town

36. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
i aviod you

POLOTICAL SERIES #12: "president dad"

intro:
yep for the third time obama got elected
disguised as his son dan he got reselected*



"president dad" by mc kev kev and dade dealer

they call him danny...but he dont smile
state to state rides got him looking wild

suit all ripped up
wig got flipped up
eyes look tripped out
shoes slide slip out

*WHAT?*

spend time with your dad
president dan
the best frend you could have
your president dad

you gotta act like the president
act like the president
he gotta act like his fake son and
act like the president

*take it back ya'll*

imagine how sad your dad will be
when all he gets is your ignoring

you and him can never be frends
if you dont spend any time with him


spend time with your dad
the son he never had
and he could be the dad
that he never was
you could rise above
with trust and love
lead the country
with trust and love

POLOTICAL SERIES #11: "president dad CELL PHONE REMIX"

intro:

in the same spot you never see them
but on the split screen you always see them
each on a phone talking to each other

"president dad CELL PHONE REMIX" by dade detour
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB

hi son
hi dad
hows the country?
not bad
wars are gettin won,
job is getting done,
fly on air fore one
with joe biden.
with joe biden?
with joe biden.
its so much fun.
its so much fun?
so much fun
with joe biden.

dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB


2010

Dad on a Break

"dad on a break" by dade dealer

smell that broke leg - like a rotten keg
smell that broke leg - like broke eggs

cabbage

smell like oysters - make you blink fast
splashed it with vinegar - make you think fast
spilled milk in the cast - smell like garbage trash
dad dont care...he just wants to relax
say something...he got the energy to clash
dad dont care...needs ointment for cast rash
laugh last...and get cast smashed
dad dropped from the roof, impact'll make you collapse
havin fun...impact make you collapse
yard work...impact make you collapse
grub run...impact make you collapse

you want to chase...but hes fast on the crutches
dad cleans up bad, ruins all lunches
smells real bad, give the room hacks and hunches
makes you feel sad...when you check the living conditions
give him a hug and get nose scrunches



2010

dots

"dots"

eat a whole tube of fresh dippin dots
my energy full from different colored spots

then i skate board around town on a wagon
past high school kids doing photographin

cheese

now my pictures in magazines
hair lookin grizzly
eyes got a scrambled gleam

thats a real smile see
feel so happy cuz
d. dots on the scene

they melted in my beard
on my glasses smeared
my eyes got teared
cuz dots got in there

they stained up my shirt
they got in my hat
they made my mouth hurt

frost bit lips
from missed dot dips




2010

DOTS REMIX

"DOTS REMIX" by dade dealer @ poetpros.cool

dippin dots down...spoon spinnin
grinnin, about all these flavors
im about to get in ...now thats livin
if dots you spillin --> not forgivin
if i see you dot spittin or trippin
i got permission to be a villian

and snatch up your froze treats
spoon dip, flip, grip and then leave
mouth packed, so i got that brain freeze
but it dont bother me, i got the remedy
more dippin d's, more than the eye could see
some folks call it a OD, i call it party
can you invite me...ha not hardley

you gotta bring enough dots to weigh down a harley

and bottom out suspension




2010