POWERS OF A GENIE

"powers of genie" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i need to meet a genie
to do wishes for me
i got to have a genie
pop out and see me

i was rubbin on lamps
rubbin just enough
rubbin on copper
to wish me some stuff

then he grew out the spout
and his pants looked so purple
he grabbed my shoulders
and spun me like a spin cycle

he said i get no wishes
hes givin them to my mom
her fisrt wish was for me to clean up my act
the second one was for me to be strong

so i flashed and shimmered
lookin so spotless
i started burpin soap
and i could not stop this

i grew muscles so big
i could crush a microwave
i grabed the genie by his smoke
and said he made a big mistake

he said i could have the last wish
so you know what i did
i wished the genie was cool
and that he would be my firend

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and my mom smiles happy
cuz she would have wished the same for me

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and he wins every game
with his powers of genie


2009

PAINT SURFBALL

"Paint Surfball" by kevin mcentire

yep...your going surfin so get your gear out
gliding on a wave
there might be sharks so keep your ears out

yep...we gonna bring the paintball guns
so that can have a shoot out on the waves
gonna be fun

yep...
gonna get our fun on
better get your hide on
use a wave and your board
to yer slide on
and get your dive on
dont want to get splashed
with this paintball action
get waved to the max
tidal wave smashin!

yep...i use a fish as a bat
knock that paint ball out of the air like that - like that -
yep...sometimes i hide under a fish
you shoot a paint ball and you miss like this -like this -

yep...we gotta get this map
to surf into the other teams camp like that - like that -

yep...we gonna capture the flag
and eat what we want and we got lots of pockets to take food we want

yep...if we find a sandwich
or some chips gonna eat our fill like this - like this -

yep...if we spot a flounder
or a bass gonna hook it for the grill we're cookin with gas - like that -

yep...
your team is left hungry
and without the flag
yep you lost paint surfball
and thats the funnest time i had

yep...i use my board as wings
sail through the air you cant seee anything - anything -
yep...sometimes i use my board as a wall
your paint balls just splat then i shoot back yall - shoot back -

2009

"BEACH CAMPFIRE"

"beach campfire" by kevin mcentire

ah yeah

look look look look look look look look
look at the deep spectrum connection
its the best one
doing all kinds of poetry
then going for some beach fun

kevin mcentire goes surfing
and catches a big one
hang ten to get buggy eyes
from the ladys cheer-in

dade on his motorbike
avoiding the cops
rides on the sand
over towels and rocks

top top fires up the grill
salmon and crab
grabs the garlic cream seasoning
up out his bag

and the rest of the poets are there
flyin kites and doing things
when the sun sets
we all gather and campfire sing:

its 2009
friends united
deep spectrum writin
and singin
teamin up
to handle these words
like work
like a job
at the post office
each poem is like a letter
gotta process it
to the rite zip code
then take a break
be on schedule
postmaster general
mite peek in
or start stopwatchin
so we keep it rite
15 minutes only
with your friends
matt and jacob
maybe get a pepsi from the machine
check the newspaper
its from yesterday
but thats ok
cuz its break
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
in a few min its back to haulin mail bags
sortin stamps and stampin things
but for now its just me and the break boys
deep spect boys
on a break beach break
its 2009
post office styles

FASHION SERIES #6: "THAT HAT"

"THAT HAT BY KEVIN MCENTIRE" PICURE POEM

i gotta get a hat like this



or like that



cuz im goin on a date
and i gotta look great
check hats like this



or like that i might want somthing tall
or something flat
----CHANGE UP----!!!!
WALK BY A WINDOW DOWNTOWN CITY NIGHT
PRESS MY HAT AGAINST IT TO SHOW HOW I DO IT TONIGHT
AH AH UNH I ROCK THIS ONE



DONT FORGET THIS ONE



I THROW IT UP TO A BALCONY
NOW EVERY1 CAN SEE HOW TO HAT HAT
DOWNTOWN ON A CITY STREET



PEOPLES EYES LOOK UP AND LOCK ON TO MY HAT
CUZ ITS A PARADE AND I THREW IT UP
ONTO A BIG BALLOON CAT



I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE TRUNK OF MY CAR
SO PEOPLE CHECK THE STYLE AS I DRIVE FAR
I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE BRIM OF YOUR HAT
UPSIDE DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE IT LIKE THAT



LIKE THAT LIKE THAT
HAT HAT HAT





2009

FASHION SERIES #5: "fashion story of deep space"

"fashion story of deep space" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

python scarfs matched up green and gray coats
flyin out to space on comet lit roads
socks made from silk with a pattern of spider webs
gettin flash grins and turnin mission control heads

jessie on controls coat made of puma fur
andy on lookout with a fish scale jumper
jeremy on weapons sports a vynal trucker hat
in a velvet one piece in the engine room works matt

in the deep space garden linda wears mint overalls
craig on clean up wears a throwback extra small
kevin is the captain wears a denim suit coat
dade is the admiral wears his fomal robes

gotta leave the rocket ship its the end of the road
switch the dress code for deep space cold
layer up the colors better then a rainbow could dream
and on top of that put the logos of sports teams

how can you be a good man this deep in space
you gotta dress right no matter the place
get ideas from earth malls and college campusus
take em on your mission to deep space dimensions