POLOTICAL SERIES #9: "THE END OF POLOTICS"

"the end of polotics" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

now i'm lifting
out to deep space
i just won the president race
gonna go get some help from somewhere
for the unemployment
that we got here
then my eyes they start cycling
and my mind it starts vibrating
so i circle around the moon
and i decide to go back home

...theee end of polotics...

once i get back to dc
all the people double clap for me (clap clap)
but they dont like my behavior
cuz i walk on walls
and furniture
and i dont want to use computers
and i keep the rooms as dark as space
project my voice thru window panes
but i dont say anything

...only nonsense...

now you want to change up your vote
because ive become a man size moth
in charge of all parts of government
and i dont wear any garments
i just fly around the monuments
and at night i stay right by the lights
at press confrences i dont even talk
i just fly from wall to wall

...can you.....see my moth face?....
...see you.....voted for something great....


2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #8: "RUNNIN FOR OFFICE"

"Runnin for office" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

Handsome like a mustache fish
Runnin for office
My eyes puffy like marshmallows
My sternum is deep dish

I grapple on stage with child or old aged
Karate kicks and chops Amped up from my rage
Wreck up the place after presidential debate
Plug up the drain and flood it out like a lake

Attach long snakes to my shoes
And kick poisonous
Attach long sticks to my wrists
And hit like a lumberjack

Runnin for office with lumberjack hits snake kicks and grapples
Public look scared, words froze in their adams apples







2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #7: "dan obama"

"dan obama" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

its been a sad day ever since you were elected...
cuz the countdown started, 8 years til your ejected...
while you are in charge we are having the best days
so we will have to find someone else that makes the US great...

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
for president

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
a young gent

but you dont have a boy so this will never work...
so we will dress you in a wig and some old navy board shorts
and you'll talk like a teenager and always wear sunglasses
if you meet the president of china ask him to throw football passes

then we can have (8 more years)
with dan obama (8 more years)
son of obama (great more years)

no more unemployment (for 8 more years)
helpin out my pockets (great more years)
oh, dan obama (lets have 3 cheers)

get me my medical insurance
retirement and other things
fix the roads and get that guy
aronld schwartzanagar kicked out
do job fairs and other great things
look at dan obama and all the good things
he brings
and we never see him with his dad except on tv
and we can add him in with tecknology and split screens
no one will ever know about the little secret
unless you wig falls of during a press confrence
but we might take the chance for your sake
and the country....oh, dan obama we love you
as much as your dad

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
our president

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
a young gent




hey, it worked for bush didn't it *wink*





2009

POLOTICAL SERIES #6: "VOTING IS SO FLY"

"voting is so fly" by kevin mcentire

so fly...so fly...so fly
polo-tic-an...
im out at a place just votin
for the man your knowin
o-bo-min

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
no mccainin
...obama...obama
or palin
...obama
for falin

...brrreeeewwwwww....
gettin extra moo-ney with o-boo-me

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
my budget extra roomy
...obama...obama
now excuse me
...obama
im vooting



2008

POLOTICAL SERIES #5: "COBRAMA"

"COBRAMA" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

cobrama - we got a cool snake president
speed of a cobra strike
puttin the python squeeze on the government
eatn all the rats
bulge in the belly
size of unemployment
scales lookin healthy
fangs for helping
he hangs from a vine
so you can swing accross a gully
plus funny
jokes better then comedians
cederic the entertainer
gonna be losing business

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical robot man

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical president man



2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #4: "LA MAYOR"

"LA Mayor" by kevin mcentire

Here we go...its the LA mayor
strutting the city streets
then he puts on the tall boots
and wades up the city creeks
then obama show up
on a speedboat
handin out tax breaks
big money
tellin
heart warming jokes
better then the funniest styles
sienfed or mash
even simpsons tv smiles

LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the creek of drama
LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the streets of drama






2010