Friday, August 27, 2010

SUBS


"subs" by kev kev kevin mac

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

a submariene in the street, how can that be
so i lay low, and try to squeeze underneath
but its kind of a big sub
and im a normal size dood

go under a sub...no can do

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

i swim at the beach and see a sub underneath
so i dive low and try to swim beneath
but i get spun by the propeller
and twirled like a whirlpool

50 miles per hour out to the deep
then i use my speed to lift evenly
and i rise from the water
sail back to land safely

go under a sub...no can do

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

PARTY TIME 2010

if your wondering where ive been up to....well ive been making best frends with kim sam my neighbor. weve been taking the town big time. he got me kind of slacking on my poetry cuz were all ways at the beach or at the spot. but i managed to fit in this new poem that kind of shows what im up to





'PARTY TIME 2010' by kev kev and dade delux

drink it up, throw it up
go and get another cup
ladder up to the roof
got a stash of 90 proof

dump your wine out in the yard
fill the bottle with sumpin hard
dumpin beer into your pool
break the bottle in there too

break cabinet doors off the hinge
pull lights out the ce-li-ing
cut your carpet with a slit
hide some magazines under it

yep....i make long distance calls then i throw the phone a long distance...into the neighbors bushes!! hahahha

tip your washer, turn it on
put your favorite jacket on
push your neighbor *hes a cop*
get away in your truck
around the block get the speed up
crash into your water heat-er

tilt the sliding door off the track...yep
tilt the tv off the stand...yep
tilt the fridge down the steps...yep
tilt dan or mike on top of it

yep....i unplugged your freezer and dented your garage door at the same time dood
your weclome - 2010

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