CHEESE SERIES #7: "CHEESE GOTTA CHANGE"

"cheese gotta change" by kevin mcentire

hands out like your holding a plate
palms flat and out try not to shake

put a pile of cheese on those two hands

dont like the taste so i toss it up
arms stay stiff for spring board action

cuz im on a bike cheese spreads around town
goes in teenagers mouths and they frown

oh cheese gotta change
change the taste
change the place
for me to eat that pile of cheese
taste gotta be just right for me

cant stop the way things are going
cheese is going cheese if growing
the pile is tall but the mix is bad
truckers throw it from their cab

pile of cheese
cheese gotta change
taste gotta change
change gotta change
cheese on cheese
taste the pile
pile of pile
cheese for style

CHEESE SERIES #6: "CHEESE PARADE"

"cheese parade" by kevin mcentire


i want to eat new cheese about every day
elect me to lead your cheese parade

melt a tube of cheese in my baton
i sneak a drink as i march on

on and on and on and on

twirl and sip - baton point at my friend

i lead the parade on routes unknown - out of town and down farm roads
march past people and wave hi, they are glad to see fresh cheese go by
then we break at fast food shop, 10 min. allowed to eat up
cheese on a double burger no doubt, finish up then march on out
people scared and run about, drop their pepsi when we shout

*wabba cheese wabba wabba please*

marching band trumpets blow out so loud
note so loud it scares the crowd
get weapons and chase us out
but the cheese marches on in our mouths


2008

CHEESE SERIES #5: "WAR OF THE CHEESEROADS"

"war of cheeseroads" a special by dade merchant

cheese wars of the nacho states
army at the cheddar gates
cheese spys infiltrate
counter spys investigate

lift the cheese grate
taste the cheese - great
swim the cheese lake
to make the escape

satallites track the war party
while i lay low hungry
spot a cheese garden
and fill my mouth promptly
ripe cheese tastes fine
fresh wedge from the vine

i spot cheese cadets in line
the mounted cheese front line

the cheese virus is widespread
so i'm on a lost island
wire tapped for cheese news
i ate so much i had to wire hq

while breaking the cheese code
and saluting colonels
i take a snack break
to eat a cheese bowl

cheeses

2009

CHEESE SERIES #4: "O CHEESE NOURISH ME"

"o cheese nourish me" y kevin mcentire and dade merchant

sittin in a shoppin cart
eatin on some sweaty cheese
livin on the city streets
o cheese noruish me

im the black swan of cheese
from my street bed i sees
cheese melted and freezed
so i eat what i please

o cheese noruish me

last week i couldnt smile
my face was so weak
now im leapin happy
and my limp is gone in 1 bite

this cheese is the freshest
its also stinking
i eat it in seconds
my eyes start winking
my athlete attitude
fueled by cottage cheeses
pumps my arms like a bird
max energy unleasehes

ramped up to a boost level
im doing high kicks
quick slaps and head swivels
start to feel sick
o cheese delivers



2008

CHEESE SERIES #3: "CHEESE OF TODAY"

"cheese of today" -kevin mcentire and dade merchant

the cheeses of yesterday
aint the same today
yee they got the same look
but do they got the same taste

so i go to a place
to taste on the taste
get a big cheese loaf
and hold it close to my face

ooo it smells great
but i have to wait
the cheese of today
looks good then great

i take a bite - they did sweet
i hold it up high
cheese boss of the street
cheese sailor of the fleet
other cheese feel the heat
new champion - others feel defeat
cheese of today - what a treat



2008

CHEESE SERIES #2: "CHEESE"

"cheese" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

kind-a melty is it safe?
who cares it tastes great

chewing a really big bite
now i cant swallow rite

melt it in my mouth
with a hair dryer





2007

CHEESE SERIES #1: "CHEESE TYPES"

"cheese types" by kevin mcentire

smooth cheese
im chewing on it
string cheese
im pullin on it
cheezy crumbles
in my pocket
flyin in my space rocket
in a space suit
high over the planet
put cheese in my air tank
now my helmet smells like a cheese market
push the discharge button
and some cheese sprays out
of a tube near my mouth
yah its loose ZERO GRAVITY
but i can fish it out



2009