ANNOUNCEMENT: POLOTICAL SERIES!

my frends know two things about me:

-i love poetry and art
-i am big time into polotics

SO I AM STARTING A POLOTICAL SERIES FOR JANUARY!

i know a lot of people dont like polotics and dont like obama and thats cool. i am a democrat and love b.o.! but i also like great poems.....so im just posting up some good stuff and i want every1 to enjoy some good work.
their are some special suprises coming up, both sides of the polotical area will get some hot water. its ok and good fun so enjoy!!!!

im mite even try to do another photo poem!!!!!!!!!!!

fans and out 2009

x mas season

MY 2009 XMAS LIST POEM

here is what to get for me
on this xmas day
suround sound and hdtv
and to meet brendan fraser

you can buy me swords
or fashions
or micraphone so i can do
singing in my house

sportbikes are something that
i like to see
i calander would be a gift for me
or a desktop wallpaper

on friday

CHRISTMAS POEM DOUBLE

CHRISTMAS POEM DOUBLE!

“Ay, Christmas Tides” By Jay Francol

In the abounding delight of Christmas
ta‘en from the tide of plentiful grace

Tender families of high regard
sharing Christmas warm embrace

‘pon the dusty morning
O, bring us peace and more

For the depth of holy buttress
in tradition rests

Merry Christmas!




“Ay, Christmas Tides REMIX” By Jay Francol remix by MC KEVIN

yo jay, you keep your remix. im going all out...
your poem is boring so im a show what xmas is about...

spun the christmas axe
threw it like conan the barbarian
hit the 2 liter
and clear fluids spray like fountains

or fountarians

in sears parking lot
here comes the store manager
sore manager
sayin stop throwin axes

i say its xmas season
you can have a axe throw
but he misses the bottle
hits a van tire though

so i take a digital pic
post it to internet
this xmas man shares
this xmas pic gift

axemas, what? axe and xmas
axemas, what? axe and xmas
store manager got the spirit
and tossed a axe forit

store manager got the spirit
and we will not forget

its that time of year :>

LOL OF THE DAY dec7

some times i get a funny email and i want to pass it on to everyone so i am introducing *LOL OF THE DAY*

today something i got from my frend Dan.



SCORE:
TYPE: FUNY PIC
SOURCE: EMAIL
LOL LEVEL: LOOOOOL

crab of the year

if i saw this snooping around my house i would break out the sword collection

txt time

"txt time" by kevin mcentire

get a txt from my frend
*goin 2 the club at ten*

get a txt from my dad
*i so lonley and sad*

get a txt from a tom petty
*hows my new cd?*

get a txt from michael
*you my new bff...cool*

get a text from my boss
*time 4 ur bonus*

get a txt from my car
*time to upgrade some prts*

get a txt from Jeff Gupp
*big up and shout out*

get a txt from deep space
*interstellar radiations*

get a txt from dade merchant
rockin lines like in a poem
fingers dance on the keypad
like fancy feet gotta show em

*YO ?4U
WRU@
im @ the spot
w8n on my $
gettin it rite
thinkin back on the days
of emsgs and phone cmb
u p911 att am i rite?
ROFLCOPTER
cmb crb SIG2R
^5 and im l8*



2009

the heat of a frankensiten

"the heat of a frankensiten" by dade merchant

carting with your dad
through back alleys and town squares
european
keep your eyes out for the undead stare
of a frankenstien
listen out for shuffling feet
stuck up in a corner
and you gonna feel the heat

of a frankenstien
heat...heat of a frankenstien

tilty monster
six feet seven feet tall
graveyard creation...
...hold on, hold on man....change up

its a mystery
better yet a riddle
how a frankenstien could hide up in your car
get you booked at a hospital
bed rest and ointment
bedded down for a week
feelin weak
as you drift off to sleep
you see a frankenstien give a window peek
and you feel the heat

heat...heat of a frankenstien


2009

stary nights

"stary nights" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

ONE OF THESE NIGHTS........
yo...huh?....yeh....pepper time!!
stars fall from the skys
right into my eyes
fill up my mind
with lights and designs

take marker to jeans
take marker to t's
draw the star patterns
that fall all on me

ONE OF THESE NIGHTS........
i lift off to deep space
your brother tries to hold me in place
i see fear in his face
as he...hey its ok...hes onboard friends

past the planets ya'll
checkin out deep spectrums at most

ONE OF THESE NIGHTS........
now im a head spinner
elderly care giver
give pudding to the poor
then take their picture
post it on the board
at the local gym
give exercise tips
dump oil on the equipment
and let em slide ya'll
right out the door
let em slide ya'll
no exercise for sure

"Spacebook"

"spacebook" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

all done with facebook
movin on to spacebook
deep space
outer space
mixed with the best books

im off to industrial massage
new era of relaxation
facebook nation: im on vacation
forever
...just like deep space

i see the deepest spectrum
as robots massage my face
forever

as i slip deeper past the stars
i see my dad emerge from behind mars

hes askin whos the mayor
and sayin 2 much from tv
hes givin a steady stare
and then he starts to chase me

he takes off quick
around the moon and i take a look
my dads lookin mad
so i delete him
from my spacebook
forever




2009

POWERS OF A GENIE

"powers of genie" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i need to meet a genie
to do wishes for me
i got to have a genie
pop out and see me

i was rubbin on lamps
rubbin just enough
rubbin on copper
to wish me some stuff

then he grew out the spout
and his pants looked so purple
he grabbed my shoulders
and spun me like a spin cycle

he said i get no wishes
hes givin them to my mom
her fisrt wish was for me to clean up my act
the second one was for me to be strong

so i flashed and shimmered
lookin so spotless
i started burpin soap
and i could not stop this

i grew muscles so big
i could crush a microwave
i grabed the genie by his smoke
and said he made a big mistake

he said i could have the last wish
so you know what i did
i wished the genie was cool
and that he would be my firend

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and my mom smiles happy
cuz she would have wished the same for me

now were best buds playin playstation 3
and he wins every game
with his powers of genie


2009

PAINT SURFBALL

"Paint Surfball" by kevin mcentire

yep...your going surfin so get your gear out
gliding on a wave
there might be sharks so keep your ears out

yep...we gonna bring the paintball guns
so that can have a shoot out on the waves
gonna be fun

yep...
gonna get our fun on
better get your hide on
use a wave and your board
to yer slide on
and get your dive on
dont want to get splashed
with this paintball action
get waved to the max
tidal wave smashin!

yep...i use a fish as a bat
knock that paint ball out of the air like that - like that -
yep...sometimes i hide under a fish
you shoot a paint ball and you miss like this -like this -

yep...we gotta get this map
to surf into the other teams camp like that - like that -

yep...we gonna capture the flag
and eat what we want and we got lots of pockets to take food we want

yep...if we find a sandwich
or some chips gonna eat our fill like this - like this -

yep...if we spot a flounder
or a bass gonna hook it for the grill we're cookin with gas - like that -

yep...
your team is left hungry
and without the flag
yep you lost paint surfball
and thats the funnest time i had

yep...i use my board as wings
sail through the air you cant seee anything - anything -
yep...sometimes i use my board as a wall
your paint balls just splat then i shoot back yall - shoot back -

2009

"BEACH CAMPFIRE"

"beach campfire" by kevin mcentire

ah yeah

look look look look look look look look
look at the deep spectrum connection
its the best one
doing all kinds of poetry
then going for some beach fun

kevin mcentire goes surfing
and catches a big one
hang ten to get buggy eyes
from the ladys cheer-in

dade on his motorbike
avoiding the cops
rides on the sand
over towels and rocks

top top fires up the grill
salmon and crab
grabs the garlic cream seasoning
up out his bag

and the rest of the poets are there
flyin kites and doing things
when the sun sets
we all gather and campfire sing:

its 2009
friends united
deep spectrum writin
and singin
teamin up
to handle these words
like work
like a job
at the post office
each poem is like a letter
gotta process it
to the rite zip code
then take a break
be on schedule
postmaster general
mite peek in
or start stopwatchin
so we keep it rite
15 minutes only
with your friends
matt and jacob
maybe get a pepsi from the machine
check the newspaper
its from yesterday
but thats ok
cuz its break
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
in a few min its back to haulin mail bags
sortin stamps and stampin things
but for now its just me and the break boys
deep spect boys
on a break beach break
its 2009
post office styles

FASHION SERIES #6: "THAT HAT"

"THAT HAT BY KEVIN MCENTIRE" PICURE POEM

i gotta get a hat like this



or like that



cuz im goin on a date
and i gotta look great
check hats like this



or like that i might want somthing tall
or something flat
----CHANGE UP----!!!!
WALK BY A WINDOW DOWNTOWN CITY NIGHT
PRESS MY HAT AGAINST IT TO SHOW HOW I DO IT TONIGHT
AH AH UNH I ROCK THIS ONE



DONT FORGET THIS ONE



I THROW IT UP TO A BALCONY
NOW EVERY1 CAN SEE HOW TO HAT HAT
DOWNTOWN ON A CITY STREET



PEOPLES EYES LOOK UP AND LOCK ON TO MY HAT
CUZ ITS A PARADE AND I THREW IT UP
ONTO A BIG BALLOON CAT



I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE TRUNK OF MY CAR
SO PEOPLE CHECK THE STYLE AS I DRIVE FAR
I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE BRIM OF YOUR HAT
UPSIDE DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE IT LIKE THAT



LIKE THAT LIKE THAT
HAT HAT HAT





2009

FASHION SERIES #5: "fashion story of deep space"

"fashion story of deep space" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

python scarfs matched up green and gray coats
flyin out to space on comet lit roads
socks made from silk with a pattern of spider webs
gettin flash grins and turnin mission control heads

jessie on controls coat made of puma fur
andy on lookout with a fish scale jumper
jeremy on weapons sports a vynal trucker hat
in a velvet one piece in the engine room works matt

in the deep space garden linda wears mint overalls
craig on clean up wears a throwback extra small
kevin is the captain wears a denim suit coat
dade is the admiral wears his fomal robes

gotta leave the rocket ship its the end of the road
switch the dress code for deep space cold
layer up the colors better then a rainbow could dream
and on top of that put the logos of sports teams

how can you be a good man this deep in space
you gotta dress right no matter the place
get ideas from earth malls and college campusus
take em on your mission to deep space dimensions

FASHION SERIES #4: A TATtOO LIKE DADES

this tattoo is a lot like dades.

COOL

FASHION SERIES #3: "CITY STREET FASHION"

"city street fashion" by kevin mcentire

lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross

and not fit
suit and tie on the street
and you gonna get hit
so you better impress
the gangs and homeless
with songs and vivid storys
to make em harmless
captivate the thugs
and you'll turn into their homey
but if your songs arent correct...

you could get smacked backwards
your suit will get bunched
youll hear a lot of bad words
might see a ax handle punch

might call you duck
record quacks on a tape deck
play it for your boss on two speakers
make him feel sandwiched

...but if you impress
toss the suit out the door
get some basketball shorts
and a t shirt airbrushed with a california condor

slap 5 with the thugs
good wishes from the homeless
king on the street
cuz your fashion got em hooked

FASHION SERIES #2: "FASHION CRAZE" SONG

song: "fashion craze" by kevin mcentire
chord progression A#, C, A#, E repeat

im in a fashion craze tryin to get out
i look in the mirror and i give a shot out
do posing out in front of the big house
prisioners see my fashions and want to get out
to.....hit the mall...and...raid the shops
buy the latest looks while runnin from the cops

in a fashion craze
wearin the latest shoes
before you see em
off in the news...oh in the news

yea

in a fashion craze
cant see my eyes
cuz of mirrored shades
and im closein' em...im just closein em

yea

make my fashions at home cuz i got no cash
i airbrush tiger stripes on the side of my pants
i airbrush dollar sines on the brim of my hats
jacket got a photo of a sport bike and its says *2 fast*
i got wirst bands so i look like lance armstrong
but they say *big catz* instead of *live strong*
i got em airbrushed so i look like tiger arm
and my t shirt got that *fashion craze* iron on

in a fashion craze

FASHION SERIES #1: "DOCTOR"

ok to kick off the fashion series we are going with a bran new 1, guarnteed to rock fashion america. this got hi marks in a reading cuz i mixed fashion and the medical profesion enjoy



"doctor" 7 mcentire

--yell-- im going innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
--whisper-- surgury
--call out-- oooooooooh-ooooooooooooooo

maskin up, white scrubs
dancin shoes for night clubs
still relaxed from hot tubs
million dollar life of...

--whisper-- ...a doctor

blowing off steam with golf or a ferarri
shootin big game at the zoo or on safari
wearin a football jersey with your name on the back
and instead of big nubers, the medical logo is drawn on that
and medical perscriptions run up and down the seams
and little pictures of procedures decoratin on the sleeves
bright colors everwhere yellow orange and green
and the bill of the hat over one foot extends

...and just imagine a heart for love
and wrapped around it is all the doctors of the worlds rubber gloves
...and just imagine a ruptured spleen
and a doctor thinkin on the chart going in to fix everything

and after that we hit the clubs
stitches look fine
cuz i got them covered up with ointments
and medical rubs
the doctor yells out drinks on me
and tells me that if i dance 2 much im going back in for surgury





2009

NEW SERIES! FASHION

since the cheese series was the most popular series we ever did the deep spectrum poets are doing an other series: FASHION

we see fashion as art and have some grate poems in the bag to show up here over the next few weeks so get ready

H1N1000

"h1n1000" by kev mc

ooooo-weeeee

yellow shirt
city street
bright as sun
feel the heat
doin things
really neat
like back flips
while i eat
popcorn
and salty treats
i dizzy wobble
when we meet
cover up
both your feet
with a
silky bedsheet

its just a trick ya'll

you cant bring me down
i gotta run run
people try to lay me down
like h 1 n 1

yee wah

my 2 hands unequal size
bout the same as my eyes
but i still wear disguise
camouflage blue and white
like the clouds and skies
hiding up on roofs and trees
dartin out if someone sees
shootin pen lazer beams
and whistling loud sounds distracting

wooo whooooo



2009

ON A BUS

"on a bus" by mc-kev

whos doing trinks
moms on a empty school bus
dumpin out juice drinks
and stayin in the seats

for safety reasons
holdin on to the rails
so if there is a fast turn
they dont slide sail

bah bah abba
if they see another mom outside on the street
they duck down down down
to hide like sheep
hold up pictures of kids havin fun
so keep the empty bus secret and safe



2009

ON FACEBOOK: deep spect intro

hey since meetup was so bad we open a new poetry groop on facebooks it is really good dade did the set up and sthe intro.


"deep spect intro" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire 09

DEEP SPECT
NEAT POETRY SECT
WRITE SOME POEMS OUT
THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT
BUT WHAT DO YOU GET?
AWARDS AND CHECKS
BUT ON THE INTERNET WE GET NO RESPECT

MEET SINGLES

"MEET SINGLES" by kevin mcentire (remix of "Apart" by jay francol)

singles have plenty of time
to do what they please
on a average day they can
do activities

of fun like cruising around
or eating fancy foods
or maybe do what the need
like a load of laundry

oh how can i meet them
and get to be their friend
do some things with them
like catching up on trends

oh i dont know
just what to do
cuz if im crusiing in your car
you arent single anymore

i pop the brim of my cap
to say goodby
i snap the end of my sleeve
as i leave




2009

30 AND OUT

"30 and out" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

30 and out - a rule for the party
you got 30 minutes to box with the beat
wow eye the judges then reach for the keys
then sled to the door like you ski a jet ski

ski a jet ski
ski a jet ski
need what i need
just to get through the d

uncle party - stops by to drop off a beat
30 and out is how much he drinks
he dont drink and drive he just drinks and winks
and after 30 cans he falls fast asleep

falls fast asleep
falls fast asleep
falls to fast to
jam to the beat

your hands are covered by a pillow case
but security dont shake hands in this place
show family pictures to slow the pace
but you cant show nothing thru the pillow case

dance up a store
to the top floor
three oh and oh
you tee to the door



2009

THANKS FOR GREAT SUCCESS

thanks to everyone that emailed me about the cheese series * it was very popular

special shoot out to:

Dade Merchant

ILoveCheese: http://www.ilovecheese.com/

and

Barrie Lynn at the Cheese Impresario: http://www.thecheeseimpresario.com/

CHEESE SERIES #7: "CHEESE GOTTA CHANGE"

"cheese gotta change" by kevin mcentire

hands out like your holding a plate
palms flat and out try not to shake

put a pile of cheese on those two hands

dont like the taste so i toss it up
arms stay stiff for spring board action

cuz im on a bike cheese spreads around town
goes in teenagers mouths and they frown

oh cheese gotta change
change the taste
change the place
for me to eat that pile of cheese
taste gotta be just right for me

cant stop the way things are going
cheese is going cheese if growing
the pile is tall but the mix is bad
truckers throw it from their cab

pile of cheese
cheese gotta change
taste gotta change
change gotta change
cheese on cheese
taste the pile
pile of pile
cheese for style

CHEESE SERIES #6: "CHEESE PARADE"

"cheese parade" by kevin mcentire


i want to eat new cheese about every day
elect me to lead your cheese parade

melt a tube of cheese in my baton
i sneak a drink as i march on

on and on and on and on

twirl and sip - baton point at my friend

i lead the parade on routes unknown - out of town and down farm roads
march past people and wave hi, they are glad to see fresh cheese go by
then we break at fast food shop, 10 min. allowed to eat up
cheese on a double burger no doubt, finish up then march on out
people scared and run about, drop their pepsi when we shout

*wabba cheese wabba wabba please*

marching band trumpets blow out so loud
note so loud it scares the crowd
get weapons and chase us out
but the cheese marches on in our mouths


2008

CHEESE SERIES #5: "WAR OF THE CHEESEROADS"

"war of cheeseroads" a special by dade merchant

cheese wars of the nacho states
army at the cheddar gates
cheese spys infiltrate
counter spys investigate

lift the cheese grate
taste the cheese - great
swim the cheese lake
to make the escape

satallites track the war party
while i lay low hungry
spot a cheese garden
and fill my mouth promptly
ripe cheese tastes fine
fresh wedge from the vine

i spot cheese cadets in line
the mounted cheese front line

the cheese virus is widespread
so i'm on a lost island
wire tapped for cheese news
i ate so much i had to wire hq

while breaking the cheese code
and saluting colonels
i take a snack break
to eat a cheese bowl

cheeses

2009

CHEESE SERIES #4: "O CHEESE NOURISH ME"

"o cheese nourish me" y kevin mcentire and dade merchant

sittin in a shoppin cart
eatin on some sweaty cheese
livin on the city streets
o cheese noruish me

im the black swan of cheese
from my street bed i sees
cheese melted and freezed
so i eat what i please

o cheese noruish me

last week i couldnt smile
my face was so weak
now im leapin happy
and my limp is gone in 1 bite

this cheese is the freshest
its also stinking
i eat it in seconds
my eyes start winking
my athlete attitude
fueled by cottage cheeses
pumps my arms like a bird
max energy unleasehes

ramped up to a boost level
im doing high kicks
quick slaps and head swivels
start to feel sick
o cheese delivers



2008

CHEESE SERIES #3: "CHEESE OF TODAY"

"cheese of today" -kevin mcentire and dade merchant

the cheeses of yesterday
aint the same today
yee they got the same look
but do they got the same taste

so i go to a place
to taste on the taste
get a big cheese loaf
and hold it close to my face

ooo it smells great
but i have to wait
the cheese of today
looks good then great

i take a bite - they did sweet
i hold it up high
cheese boss of the street
cheese sailor of the fleet
other cheese feel the heat
new champion - others feel defeat
cheese of today - what a treat



2008

CHEESE SERIES #2: "CHEESE"

"cheese" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

kind-a melty is it safe?
who cares it tastes great

chewing a really big bite
now i cant swallow rite

melt it in my mouth
with a hair dryer





2007

CHEESE SERIES #1: "CHEESE TYPES"

"cheese types" by kevin mcentire

smooth cheese
im chewing on it
string cheese
im pullin on it
cheezy crumbles
in my pocket
flyin in my space rocket
in a space suit
high over the planet
put cheese in my air tank
now my helmet smells like a cheese market
push the discharge button
and some cheese sprays out
of a tube near my mouth
yah its loose ZERO GRAVITY
but i can fish it out



2009

ANNOUNCEMENT.

ANNOUNCEMENT

we are starting a special poetry series on cheese. cuz i have several poems that i want to get in the public plus dade just emailed me a awsome 1.

this is out best work yet. a lot has gone into it.

submissions are open to the public if you have what it takes email me your poem to mc-kevin@hotmail.com


enjoy folks

PORTRAIT OF A DODE