MIKES BIKE POEM

"mikes bike" by kevmac 2009

ma-ma-mike
wont bike standing
comfy seat demanding
legs cant take
a skid or a strong shake

he dont do tricks
becasue of fear
mention wheelies or kick jumps
he pedals out of here

he got special shorts
and gloves for long trips
and a water bottle
that never drips
he takes turns real easy
and he keeps his chain real greasy

ma-ma-ma ma-ma-ma MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
give a bike tour
ma-ma-ma ma-ma-ma MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
helmet for sure

if you aint safe you cant ride
pedals fast up a hill but he still slides to the side




2009 thank

GREAT SONG OVER THE RAINBO

Cliff Richard - Somewhere over the rainbow
by catrin345

heavy weight

hey this is a poem we submitted to the WWE in 2007!

"heavy weight" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

photo copy photo photo copy (what?)
photo copy photo photo copy (yeah!)

picture of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler
of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler

picture on my wall, heavy weight king
photo copy from a magazine
his moves in the ring, im a learn those things
do a leg spring swing to a wing fling

body slams and clothesline style
takes a while to master
thats why i check on the photo so i can learn faster
hi-lace up boots, soft soul look spectacular

heavy weight fight his own - no light weights
see that in the photo, similar sizes
gold belt prizes, im a win one
I WONT STOP UNTIL IM DONE

hes a pro, im so new
i learn things he all ready knew
pro teach new, new go pro
win championship with knew moves

picture of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler
of a wrestler - heavy weight wrestler
hes a pro, im so new
i learn things he all ready knew

A PICTURE IS 1000 WORDS

owls

"OWLS" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant 2008

i want that owl to think im kind
so i give a donation to blow his mind
not 3 or 4 or 5 or 6
but a 10 dollar bill as gift

i want that owl to think im smart
so i do some math outside after dark
do real hard stuff from college books
his head rotates slow then he looks

i want that owl to think im daring
so i help with the hunt while he sits staring
shine my flash lite right on a pest
he swoops and grabs then back to his nest

owls - i got their respect
owls - airbrushed on my vest
yep they got a good memory
and the one in charge is a frend to me





2008

sodium

"sodium" by kevin mcentire 2009

generous on fathers day
thats ok
except when im not
and i dont give a thing
dad looks sad
so i give a hand shake
and a nickname
reggie the snake

a sodium pill tastes like salt
if you can't take the flavor its not my fault

mirrors are amazing
take a picture of the scene
upload to my laptop
now the mirror is my screen

your body don't work without a pancreas
a sodium pill can help you out with this
reggie the snake takes the sodium pill
pancreas feels great but the taste makes him ill




2009

Cool Thing

i really think its a cool thing to have a dog and then have a shirt with a picture of the same dog. i want to do somehting like this

cool video

catch a break

"catch a break" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

i see a man out of luck on the side
i help help him out with a ride
he pulls out some weapons in my van
turns out to be a policeman

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the traffic goin by
one of them stops to give me a lift
turns out to be the sheriff

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

1996 was the time
a year for pain and change

oh i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

settin my raft out to the sea
a man in a canoe approaches me
helps me with my fishin on the lake
turns out to be a trooper from the state

i cant catch a break
or a fish in the lake

oh i may as well not even try
i wave at the fish goin by








2009

I LOVE FOOD

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the look: 100%
the taste: potato and chili
overall score: eat it!
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the look: 70%
the taste: pasta roll
overall score: stand and deliver
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the look: 100%
the taste: chili time
overall score: what time is it!
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the look: 90%
the taste: meats
overall score: rookie with a futur
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the look: 90%
the taste: slam burger
overall score: 2hot
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