POLOTICAL SERIES #4: "LA MAYOR"

"LA Mayor" by kevin mcentire

Here we go...its the LA mayor
strutting the city streets
then he puts on the tall boots
and wades up the city creeks
then obama show up
on a speedboat
handin out tax breaks
big money
tellin
heart warming jokes
better then the funniest styles
sienfed or mash
even simpsons tv smiles

LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the creek of drama
LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the streets of drama






2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #3: "HOW TO DEBATE"

"HOW TO DEBATE" by keivin mcentire

i bring out ufos for the presidential debate
they float around the room
they spin and they shake

they lift up charis and
make water float from a vase

then i float myself
get the view from the ceiling
canidates look and afraid cuz im dropping things
they dive and the flinch
cuz the ufos starts rammin on things

my discs
my ufos
floats and flows
win debates
get big money
at shows

art shows
car shows
late nite tv

craft shows
job fairs
getting so much stares

i win the debate
ufos float and they shake




2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #2: "THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL"

"THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL" MY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010


i vote with a punch
dig with a shovel
do political moves
to get you in trouble

then i elect myself mayor
governer...senator...president
dragon slayer
through deminsions...of time and space

then i dip in carmel color jeans
camo jacket
and a army hat to look mean

on the scene

then i do my presidential address
my message is BOASTS
my hair is a MESS
i yell and i SHOUT
kick over the podium
flex my arms and neck
tear down a curtain
then i end the message
by transporting to space
crush the camera with my mind
and let nasa try and chase

POLOTICAL SERIES #1:"TWO HOOTS FOR OBAMA!"

hey everyone i found this great poem from the last elections. it is so good



"Two Hoots For Obama!"(Song Lyrics) by Minh Tan
at http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/digital-citizen-poetry

To John McCain
I give no hoot
A fan of him I’m not

To Miss Palin
I’d give a hoot
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT

To Joe Biden
I’d give a hoot
Cause he’s a hoot to me

But to Obama
I’d give two hoots
Cause he’s worth it to me… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (Join me!)

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Should change his name
To McCan’t or McAin’t

And Miss Palin
Should change her name
To bailin’, failin’ or jailin’

Then Joe Biden
Should change his name
To Joe Verifyin’

And Obama
Of course, should be
Obamafofanabananaramabobana
HOOT! HOOT! (Too funny!)

HOOT! HOOT! (Louder!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One more time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And Bush should change his name to Moot!

.

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
Then hackin’ sackin’ whackin’ Bush
And doing it all again!

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
So the world can be a better place
And we can happily HOOT! again!
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you agree!)

HOOT! HOOT! (I knew you would!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Again!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Has lots of loot
That he won’t give away

While Miss Palin
Plays the flute
That’s where her mouth should stay

Now Joe Biden’s
No Hillary
But I’ll withhold judgment

Cause Obama’s
The choice for me
For the next President… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you believe!)

HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you want change!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One last time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!
HOOT!

ANNOUNCEMENT: POLOTICAL SERIES!

my frends know two things about me:

-i love poetry and art
-i am big time into polotics

SO I AM STARTING A POLOTICAL SERIES FOR JANUARY!

i know a lot of people dont like polotics and dont like obama and thats cool. i am a democrat and love b.o.! but i also like great poems.....so im just posting up some good stuff and i want every1 to enjoy some good work.
their are some special suprises coming up, both sides of the polotical area will get some hot water. its ok and good fun so enjoy!!!!

im mite even try to do another photo poem!!!!!!!!!!!

fans and out 2009

x mas season

MY 2009 XMAS LIST POEM

here is what to get for me
on this xmas day
suround sound and hdtv
and to meet brendan fraser

you can buy me swords
or fashions
or micraphone so i can do
singing in my house

sportbikes are something that
i like to see
i calander would be a gift for me
or a desktop wallpaper

on friday

CHRISTMAS POEM DOUBLE

CHRISTMAS POEM DOUBLE!

“Ay, Christmas Tides” By Jay Francol

In the abounding delight of Christmas
ta‘en from the tide of plentiful grace

Tender families of high regard
sharing Christmas warm embrace

‘pon the dusty morning
O, bring us peace and more

For the depth of holy buttress
in tradition rests

Merry Christmas!




“Ay, Christmas Tides REMIX” By Jay Francol remix by MC KEVIN

yo jay, you keep your remix. im going all out...
your poem is boring so im a show what xmas is about...

spun the christmas axe
threw it like conan the barbarian
hit the 2 liter
and clear fluids spray like fountains

or fountarians

in sears parking lot
here comes the store manager
sore manager
sayin stop throwin axes

i say its xmas season
you can have a axe throw
but he misses the bottle
hits a van tire though

so i take a digital pic
post it to internet
this xmas man shares
this xmas pic gift

axemas, what? axe and xmas
axemas, what? axe and xmas
store manager got the spirit
and tossed a axe forit

store manager got the spirit
and we will not forget

its that time of year :>

LOL OF THE DAY dec7

some times i get a funny email and i want to pass it on to everyone so i am introducing *LOL OF THE DAY*

today something i got from my frend Dan.



SCORE:
TYPE: FUNY PIC
SOURCE: EMAIL
LOL LEVEL: LOOOOOL

crab of the year

if i saw this snooping around my house i would break out the sword collection