up side down and free

"up side down and free" by kevin mcentire

not hanging - not a hand stand
just up side down is the game plan
"you want this free?" "yeh ok man"
im up side down like a flipped van

yeh you mite look at knees
but you can get in free
at the club dont wait in line
get in soon as the door man sees

waynes world star on the movie i got to see
up side down so you know i got in free
and my pop corn was free as soon as the worker sees
that i am up side down so i get the stuff for free

go to wall mart for cd's
security guard lookin at me
up side down is what he sees
and i get to have them free

a fat man try to do it
and get some stuff for free
but you dont get a dime
when you aint up side down like me

your pants better have a elastic waist band cinched tite
so you can get in to places free up side down all nite
and your shirt dont fall up all around your face
thats just advice