Tuesday, July 20, 2010

"LOVE MY GRANPA" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE


"love my granpa" by kevin mcentire
2010


my grandpas named cranky
whats your name too?
yep. my grandpas real lazy
with a crazy eye 2

see him sleepin on the couch all nite and day
and you cant tell if he is asleep or awake
-why-
cuz his eyes stays wide
his mouth keeps flappin
sayin all kind of things
even when hes nappin

he calls you all kind of names in between snores
then he wakes up and calls you some more

he insults you rite in front of your date
calls you so weak - so you give him a shake
to see if hes asleep

then he wakes up and gets real loud
drinks a jug of milk --- and starts to shout
calls you nicknames that you never had
hits you with the jug then he goes to bed

my grandpas named cranky
whats your name too?
yep. my grandpas real lazy
with a crazy eye 2

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