ON A BUS

"on a bus" by mc-kev

whos doing trinks
moms on a empty school bus
dumpin out juice drinks
and stayin in the seats

for safety reasons
holdin on to the rails
so if there is a fast turn
they dont slide sail

bah bah abba
if they see another mom outside on the street
they duck down down down
to hide like sheep
hold up pictures of kids havin fun
so keep the empty bus secret and safe



2009

ON FACEBOOK: deep spect intro

hey since meetup was so bad we open a new poetry groop on facebooks it is really good dade did the set up and sthe intro.


"deep spect intro" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire 09

DEEP SPECT
NEAT POETRY SECT
WRITE SOME POEMS OUT
THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT
BUT WHAT DO YOU GET?
AWARDS AND CHECKS
BUT ON THE INTERNET WE GET NO RESPECT

MEET SINGLES

"MEET SINGLES" by kevin mcentire (remix of "Apart" by jay francol)

singles have plenty of time
to do what they please
on a average day they can
do activities

of fun like cruising around
or eating fancy foods
or maybe do what the need
like a load of laundry

oh how can i meet them
and get to be their friend
do some things with them
like catching up on trends

oh i dont know
just what to do
cuz if im crusiing in your car
you arent single anymore

i pop the brim of my cap
to say goodby
i snap the end of my sleeve
as i leave




2009

30 AND OUT

"30 and out" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

30 and out - a rule for the party
you got 30 minutes to box with the beat
wow eye the judges then reach for the keys
then sled to the door like you ski a jet ski

ski a jet ski
ski a jet ski
need what i need
just to get through the d

uncle party - stops by to drop off a beat
30 and out is how much he drinks
he dont drink and drive he just drinks and winks
and after 30 cans he falls fast asleep

falls fast asleep
falls fast asleep
falls to fast to
jam to the beat

your hands are covered by a pillow case
but security dont shake hands in this place
show family pictures to slow the pace
but you cant show nothing thru the pillow case

dance up a store
to the top floor
three oh and oh
you tee to the door



2009

THANKS FOR GREAT SUCCESS

thanks to everyone that emailed me about the cheese series * it was very popular

special shoot out to:

Dade Merchant

ILoveCheese: http://www.ilovecheese.com/

and

Barrie Lynn at the Cheese Impresario: http://www.thecheeseimpresario.com/

CHEESE SERIES #7: "CHEESE GOTTA CHANGE"

"cheese gotta change" by kevin mcentire

hands out like your holding a plate
palms flat and out try not to shake

put a pile of cheese on those two hands

dont like the taste so i toss it up
arms stay stiff for spring board action

cuz im on a bike cheese spreads around town
goes in teenagers mouths and they frown

oh cheese gotta change
change the taste
change the place
for me to eat that pile of cheese
taste gotta be just right for me

cant stop the way things are going
cheese is going cheese if growing
the pile is tall but the mix is bad
truckers throw it from their cab

pile of cheese
cheese gotta change
taste gotta change
change gotta change
cheese on cheese
taste the pile
pile of pile
cheese for style

CHEESE SERIES #6: "CHEESE PARADE"

"cheese parade" by kevin mcentire


i want to eat new cheese about every day
elect me to lead your cheese parade

melt a tube of cheese in my baton
i sneak a drink as i march on

on and on and on and on

twirl and sip - baton point at my friend

i lead the parade on routes unknown - out of town and down farm roads
march past people and wave hi, they are glad to see fresh cheese go by
then we break at fast food shop, 10 min. allowed to eat up
cheese on a double burger no doubt, finish up then march on out
people scared and run about, drop their pepsi when we shout

*wabba cheese wabba wabba please*

marching band trumpets blow out so loud
note so loud it scares the crowd
get weapons and chase us out
but the cheese marches on in our mouths


2008

CHEESE SERIES #5: "WAR OF THE CHEESEROADS"

"war of cheeseroads" a special by dade merchant

cheese wars of the nacho states
army at the cheddar gates
cheese spys infiltrate
counter spys investigate

lift the cheese grate
taste the cheese - great
swim the cheese lake
to make the escape

satallites track the war party
while i lay low hungry
spot a cheese garden
and fill my mouth promptly
ripe cheese tastes fine
fresh wedge from the vine

i spot cheese cadets in line
the mounted cheese front line

the cheese virus is widespread
so i'm on a lost island
wire tapped for cheese news
i ate so much i had to wire hq

while breaking the cheese code
and saluting colonels
i take a snack break
to eat a cheese bowl

cheeses

2009

CHEESE SERIES #4: "O CHEESE NOURISH ME"

"o cheese nourish me" y kevin mcentire and dade merchant

sittin in a shoppin cart
eatin on some sweaty cheese
livin on the city streets
o cheese noruish me

im the black swan of cheese
from my street bed i sees
cheese melted and freezed
so i eat what i please

o cheese noruish me

last week i couldnt smile
my face was so weak
now im leapin happy
and my limp is gone in 1 bite

this cheese is the freshest
its also stinking
i eat it in seconds
my eyes start winking
my athlete attitude
fueled by cottage cheeses
pumps my arms like a bird
max energy unleasehes

ramped up to a boost level
im doing high kicks
quick slaps and head swivels
start to feel sick
o cheese delivers



2008

CHEESE SERIES #3: "CHEESE OF TODAY"

"cheese of today" -kevin mcentire and dade merchant

the cheeses of yesterday
aint the same today
yee they got the same look
but do they got the same taste

so i go to a place
to taste on the taste
get a big cheese loaf
and hold it close to my face

ooo it smells great
but i have to wait
the cheese of today
looks good then great

i take a bite - they did sweet
i hold it up high
cheese boss of the street
cheese sailor of the fleet
other cheese feel the heat
new champion - others feel defeat
cheese of today - what a treat



2008