PAINT SURFBALL

"Paint Surfball" by kevin mcentire

yep...your going surfin so get your gear out
gliding on a wave
there might be sharks so keep your ears out

yep...we gonna bring the paintball guns
so that can have a shoot out on the waves
gonna be fun

yep...
gonna get our fun on
better get your hide on
use a wave and your board
to yer slide on
and get your dive on
dont want to get splashed
with this paintball action
get waved to the max
tidal wave smashin!

yep...i use a fish as a bat
knock that paint ball out of the air like that - like that -
yep...sometimes i hide under a fish
you shoot a paint ball and you miss like this -like this -

yep...we gotta get this map
to surf into the other teams camp like that - like that -

yep...we gonna capture the flag
and eat what we want and we got lots of pockets to take food we want

yep...if we find a sandwich
or some chips gonna eat our fill like this - like this -

yep...if we spot a flounder
or a bass gonna hook it for the grill we're cookin with gas - like that -

yep...
your team is left hungry
and without the flag
yep you lost paint surfball
and thats the funnest time i had

yep...i use my board as wings
sail through the air you cant seee anything - anything -
yep...sometimes i use my board as a wall
your paint balls just splat then i shoot back yall - shoot back -

2009

"BEACH CAMPFIRE"

"beach campfire" by kevin mcentire

ah yeah

look look look look look look look look
look at the deep spectrum connection
its the best one
doing all kinds of poetry
then going for some beach fun

kevin mcentire goes surfing
and catches a big one
hang ten to get buggy eyes
from the ladys cheer-in

dade on his motorbike
avoiding the cops
rides on the sand
over towels and rocks

top top fires up the grill
salmon and crab
grabs the garlic cream seasoning
up out his bag

and the rest of the poets are there
flyin kites and doing things
when the sun sets
we all gather and campfire sing:

its 2009
friends united
deep spectrum writin
and singin
teamin up
to handle these words
like work
like a job
at the post office
each poem is like a letter
gotta process it
to the rite zip code
then take a break
be on schedule
postmaster general
mite peek in
or start stopwatchin
so we keep it rite
15 minutes only
with your friends
matt and jacob
maybe get a pepsi from the machine
check the newspaper
its from yesterday
but thats ok
cuz its break
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
its break time at the P.O.
just a few more hours til we go home
in a few min its back to haulin mail bags
sortin stamps and stampin things
but for now its just me and the break boys
deep spect boys
on a break beach break
its 2009
post office styles

FASHION SERIES #6: "THAT HAT"

"THAT HAT BY KEVIN MCENTIRE" PICURE POEM

i gotta get a hat like this



or like that



cuz im goin on a date
and i gotta look great
check hats like this



or like that i might want somthing tall
or something flat
----CHANGE UP----!!!!
WALK BY A WINDOW DOWNTOWN CITY NIGHT
PRESS MY HAT AGAINST IT TO SHOW HOW I DO IT TONIGHT
AH AH UNH I ROCK THIS ONE



DONT FORGET THIS ONE



I THROW IT UP TO A BALCONY
NOW EVERY1 CAN SEE HOW TO HAT HAT
DOWNTOWN ON A CITY STREET



PEOPLES EYES LOOK UP AND LOCK ON TO MY HAT
CUZ ITS A PARADE AND I THREW IT UP
ONTO A BIG BALLOON CAT



I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE TRUNK OF MY CAR
SO PEOPLE CHECK THE STYLE AS I DRIVE FAR
I ATTACH MY HAT TO THE BRIM OF YOUR HAT
UPSIDE DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE IT LIKE THAT



LIKE THAT LIKE THAT
HAT HAT HAT





2009

FASHION SERIES #5: "fashion story of deep space"

"fashion story of deep space" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

python scarfs matched up green and gray coats
flyin out to space on comet lit roads
socks made from silk with a pattern of spider webs
gettin flash grins and turnin mission control heads

jessie on controls coat made of puma fur
andy on lookout with a fish scale jumper
jeremy on weapons sports a vynal trucker hat
in a velvet one piece in the engine room works matt

in the deep space garden linda wears mint overalls
craig on clean up wears a throwback extra small
kevin is the captain wears a denim suit coat
dade is the admiral wears his fomal robes

gotta leave the rocket ship its the end of the road
switch the dress code for deep space cold
layer up the colors better then a rainbow could dream
and on top of that put the logos of sports teams

how can you be a good man this deep in space
you gotta dress right no matter the place
get ideas from earth malls and college campusus
take em on your mission to deep space dimensions

FASHION SERIES #4: A TATtOO LIKE DADES

this tattoo is a lot like dades.

COOL

FASHION SERIES #3: "CITY STREET FASHION"

"city street fashion" by kevin mcentire

lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross
lookin gross

and not fit
suit and tie on the street
and you gonna get hit
so you better impress
the gangs and homeless
with songs and vivid storys
to make em harmless
captivate the thugs
and you'll turn into their homey
but if your songs arent correct...

you could get smacked backwards
your suit will get bunched
youll hear a lot of bad words
might see a ax handle punch

might call you duck
record quacks on a tape deck
play it for your boss on two speakers
make him feel sandwiched

...but if you impress
toss the suit out the door
get some basketball shorts
and a t shirt airbrushed with a california condor

slap 5 with the thugs
good wishes from the homeless
king on the street
cuz your fashion got em hooked

FASHION SERIES #2: "FASHION CRAZE" SONG

song: "fashion craze" by kevin mcentire
chord progression A#, C, A#, E repeat

im in a fashion craze tryin to get out
i look in the mirror and i give a shot out
do posing out in front of the big house
prisioners see my fashions and want to get out
to.....hit the mall...and...raid the shops
buy the latest looks while runnin from the cops

in a fashion craze
wearin the latest shoes
before you see em
off in the news...oh in the news

yea

in a fashion craze
cant see my eyes
cuz of mirrored shades
and im closein' em...im just closein em

yea

make my fashions at home cuz i got no cash
i airbrush tiger stripes on the side of my pants
i airbrush dollar sines on the brim of my hats
jacket got a photo of a sport bike and its says *2 fast*
i got wirst bands so i look like lance armstrong
but they say *big catz* instead of *live strong*
i got em airbrushed so i look like tiger arm
and my t shirt got that *fashion craze* iron on

in a fashion craze

FASHION SERIES #1: "DOCTOR"

ok to kick off the fashion series we are going with a bran new 1, guarnteed to rock fashion america. this got hi marks in a reading cuz i mixed fashion and the medical profesion enjoy



"doctor" 7 mcentire

--yell-- im going innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
--whisper-- surgury
--call out-- oooooooooh-ooooooooooooooo

maskin up, white scrubs
dancin shoes for night clubs
still relaxed from hot tubs
million dollar life of...

--whisper-- ...a doctor

blowing off steam with golf or a ferarri
shootin big game at the zoo or on safari
wearin a football jersey with your name on the back
and instead of big nubers, the medical logo is drawn on that
and medical perscriptions run up and down the seams
and little pictures of procedures decoratin on the sleeves
bright colors everwhere yellow orange and green
and the bill of the hat over one foot extends

...and just imagine a heart for love
and wrapped around it is all the doctors of the worlds rubber gloves
...and just imagine a ruptured spleen
and a doctor thinkin on the chart going in to fix everything

and after that we hit the clubs
stitches look fine
cuz i got them covered up with ointments
and medical rubs
the doctor yells out drinks on me
and tells me that if i dance 2 much im going back in for surgury





2009

NEW SERIES! FASHION

since the cheese series was the most popular series we ever did the deep spectrum poets are doing an other series: FASHION

we see fashion as art and have some grate poems in the bag to show up here over the next few weeks so get ready

H1N1000

"h1n1000" by kev mc

ooooo-weeeee

yellow shirt
city street
bright as sun
feel the heat
doin things
really neat
like back flips
while i eat
popcorn
and salty treats
i dizzy wobble
when we meet
cover up
both your feet
with a
silky bedsheet

its just a trick ya'll

you cant bring me down
i gotta run run
people try to lay me down
like h 1 n 1

yee wah

my 2 hands unequal size
bout the same as my eyes
but i still wear disguise
camouflage blue and white
like the clouds and skies
hiding up on roofs and trees
dartin out if someone sees
shootin pen lazer beams
and whistling loud sounds distracting

wooo whooooo



2009