POLOTICAL SERIES #9: "THE END OF POLOTICS"

"the end of polotics" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

now i'm lifting
out to deep space
i just won the president race
gonna go get some help from somewhere
for the unemployment
that we got here
then my eyes they start cycling
and my mind it starts vibrating
so i circle around the moon
and i decide to go back home

...theee end of polotics...

once i get back to dc
all the people double clap for me (clap clap)
but they dont like my behavior
cuz i walk on walls
and furniture
and i dont want to use computers
and i keep the rooms as dark as space
project my voice thru window panes
but i dont say anything

...only nonsense...

now you want to change up your vote
because ive become a man size moth
in charge of all parts of government
and i dont wear any garments
i just fly around the monuments
and at night i stay right by the lights
at press confrences i dont even talk
i just fly from wall to wall

...can you.....see my moth face?....
...see you.....voted for something great....


2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #8: "RUNNIN FOR OFFICE"

"Runnin for office" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

Handsome like a mustache fish
Runnin for office
My eyes puffy like marshmallows
My sternum is deep dish

I grapple on stage with child or old aged
Karate kicks and chops Amped up from my rage
Wreck up the place after presidential debate
Plug up the drain and flood it out like a lake

Attach long snakes to my shoes
And kick poisonous
Attach long sticks to my wrists
And hit like a lumberjack

Runnin for office with lumberjack hits snake kicks and grapples
Public look scared, words froze in their adams apples







2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #7: "dan obama"

"dan obama" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

its been a sad day ever since you were elected...
cuz the countdown started, 8 years til your ejected...
while you are in charge we are having the best days
so we will have to find someone else that makes the US great...

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
for president

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
a young gent

but you dont have a boy so this will never work...
so we will dress you in a wig and some old navy board shorts
and you'll talk like a teenager and always wear sunglasses
if you meet the president of china ask him to throw football passes

then we can have (8 more years)
with dan obama (8 more years)
son of obama (great more years)

no more unemployment (for 8 more years)
helpin out my pockets (great more years)
oh, dan obama (lets have 3 cheers)

get me my medical insurance
retirement and other things
fix the roads and get that guy
aronld schwartzanagar kicked out
do job fairs and other great things
look at dan obama and all the good things
he brings
and we never see him with his dad except on tv
and we can add him in with tecknology and split screens
no one will ever know about the little secret
unless you wig falls of during a press confrence
but we might take the chance for your sake
and the country....oh, dan obama we love you
as much as your dad

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
our president

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
a young gent




hey, it worked for bush didn't it *wink*





2009

POLOTICAL SERIES #6: "VOTING IS SO FLY"

"voting is so fly" by kevin mcentire

so fly...so fly...so fly
polo-tic-an...
im out at a place just votin
for the man your knowin
o-bo-min

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
no mccainin
...obama...obama
or palin
...obama
for falin

...brrreeeewwwwww....
gettin extra moo-ney with o-boo-me

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
my budget extra roomy
...obama...obama
now excuse me
...obama
im vooting



2008

POLOTICAL SERIES #5: "COBRAMA"

"COBRAMA" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

cobrama - we got a cool snake president
speed of a cobra strike
puttin the python squeeze on the government
eatn all the rats
bulge in the belly
size of unemployment
scales lookin healthy
fangs for helping
he hangs from a vine
so you can swing accross a gully
plus funny
jokes better then comedians
cederic the entertainer
gonna be losing business

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical robot man

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical president man



2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #4: "LA MAYOR"

"LA Mayor" by kevin mcentire

Here we go...its the LA mayor
strutting the city streets
then he puts on the tall boots
and wades up the city creeks
then obama show up
on a speedboat
handin out tax breaks
big money
tellin
heart warming jokes
better then the funniest styles
sienfed or mash
even simpsons tv smiles

LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the creek of drama
LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the streets of drama






2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #3: "HOW TO DEBATE"

"HOW TO DEBATE" by keivin mcentire

i bring out ufos for the presidential debate
they float around the room
they spin and they shake

they lift up charis and
make water float from a vase

then i float myself
get the view from the ceiling
canidates look and afraid cuz im dropping things
they dive and the flinch
cuz the ufos starts rammin on things

my discs
my ufos
floats and flows
win debates
get big money
at shows

art shows
car shows
late nite tv

craft shows
job fairs
getting so much stares

i win the debate
ufos float and they shake




2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #2: "THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL"

"THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL" MY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010


i vote with a punch
dig with a shovel
do political moves
to get you in trouble

then i elect myself mayor
governer...senator...president
dragon slayer
through deminsions...of time and space

then i dip in carmel color jeans
camo jacket
and a army hat to look mean

on the scene

then i do my presidential address
my message is BOASTS
my hair is a MESS
i yell and i SHOUT
kick over the podium
flex my arms and neck
tear down a curtain
then i end the message
by transporting to space
crush the camera with my mind
and let nasa try and chase

POLOTICAL SERIES #1:"TWO HOOTS FOR OBAMA!"

hey everyone i found this great poem from the last elections. it is so good



"Two Hoots For Obama!"(Song Lyrics) by Minh Tan
at http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/digital-citizen-poetry

To John McCain
I give no hoot
A fan of him I’m not

To Miss Palin
I’d give a hoot
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT

To Joe Biden
I’d give a hoot
Cause he’s a hoot to me

But to Obama
I’d give two hoots
Cause he’s worth it to me… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (Join me!)

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Should change his name
To McCan’t or McAin’t

And Miss Palin
Should change her name
To bailin’, failin’ or jailin’

Then Joe Biden
Should change his name
To Joe Verifyin’

And Obama
Of course, should be
Obamafofanabananaramabobana
HOOT! HOOT! (Too funny!)

HOOT! HOOT! (Louder!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One more time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And Bush should change his name to Moot!

.

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
Then hackin’ sackin’ whackin’ Bush
And doing it all again!

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
So the world can be a better place
And we can happily HOOT! again!
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you agree!)

HOOT! HOOT! (I knew you would!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Again!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Has lots of loot
That he won’t give away

While Miss Palin
Plays the flute
That’s where her mouth should stay

Now Joe Biden’s
No Hillary
But I’ll withhold judgment

Cause Obama’s
The choice for me
For the next President… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you believe!)

HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you want change!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One last time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!
HOOT!

ANNOUNCEMENT: POLOTICAL SERIES!

my frends know two things about me:

-i love poetry and art
-i am big time into polotics

SO I AM STARTING A POLOTICAL SERIES FOR JANUARY!

i know a lot of people dont like polotics and dont like obama and thats cool. i am a democrat and love b.o.! but i also like great poems.....so im just posting up some good stuff and i want every1 to enjoy some good work.
their are some special suprises coming up, both sides of the polotical area will get some hot water. its ok and good fun so enjoy!!!!

im mite even try to do another photo poem!!!!!!!!!!!

fans and out 2009