FIRED THAT WAS FAST

I GOT FIRED THIS MORNING!!!

first of all they were mad at me because i'm late every day thanks to the bus.
but then it really hit the fan when i came in this morning. i am not feeling well
anyway and they wanted me to get a pallet of wood chips off the high rack.
i have forklift training from way back so i was like "sure". well i think something was wrong
with the lift because it was moving really slow like it had a power drain. no problem.
but i had to hurry because there was a customer waiting for the wood to come down,
he was already mad becasue he had been waiting for like an hour. so i rolled past him really
slow (you could walk way faster). and i was sweating really bad from being sick. the whole
time the customer was like "can you get a different lift" and i kept telling
my boss "i think the battery is drained" but he said worry about the wood first.

then the customer was like, "i got a job waiting for this can we get a different lift"
so i went over to pull the one off the charge station. i was used to the slow one and
when i pushed forward the dang thing flew out of there fast like a rocket bird and knocked into the
grass seeds. the whole rack rocked back and forth and a bunch of stuff tipped off onto the
ground. some of it was like fertilizer or something because it started to stink really
bad - my eyes watered and i started feeling dizzy. i backed the lift up and the prongs of
the lift had punctured a ton of bags of seed and it started pouring everywhere...all over the floor.
the dust from the seed was too much and i threw up right there. whe i looked up the general
manager was there and he was just like pointing at the customer service desk and he said
"get the **** out" i thought he meant go work at the customer service desk for the morning, but later i found out he meant i was fired. why did he point at the dang desk? suks to be me :(