Friday, October 26, 2007

strike 2

SO I WORKED SECOND SHIFT YESTERDAY AND I GOT I NTROUBLE

guess what guys i almost got fired from my job at the safety school again.
this is not a surpirse cuz i get fired from most jobs after 3 to 5 months.

not cuz im a workslacker but cuz things happen out of control

lets begin

i was out on the platform with an active field (that means
people were out there working and listening for my instructions
over a blow horn) well i see someone tampering with bill dochenys
car in the lot. he is the HR assistant manager

yep. it was a car jacker messin with the door handles and
digin at the locks. well i dont want any robbery where i work so i start to
try to get bills attention by yellin at him through the
blow horn becaue i cant leave the platform wile i am on duty
you get fired for that instantly.

i cant see his office or anything but i know you can here the
blowhorns in their so i start yelling "hay bill"

thats all! becasue i didnt want the carjacker to know i was "on to him"

nothing happened so i put the valume up to MAX.

"hay bill"
"hay bill"
"hay bill"
"hay bill"
"hay bill"
alot of times and nothing. then i could see people
looking out of the windows at me pulling blinds apart to see what
the heck i wanted. so i started saying "get bill" but no body moved
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
he didnt come out. so i started to
call the lady who works supply "hay dana" nothing

"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana" finally she sticks her head out 'what'

"hay dana come over hear" "why"
"come on" so she finally comes over and i tell her check out
bills car that it is a jacker workin on it. and she says i dont think so
than she says that people inside thought i was crazy yelling
"hay bill" so much and it was way too loud.

then she says she'll tell him about his car

so i watched quietly it didnt take long and the jacker finally
got in the car. i got nervous and told some other people out
there but they said they didnt think it was a jacker.
but i no it was.

so i set the blow horn to make police car sounds
and blow it loud right at him. he didnt even move.
so it was finally break time and i jumped off the platform and
walked slowly toward the jacker with the siren running so
he would think the it was a police prowler on the way.

it was so loud it was hurting my eears. once i made it to the chain link
fence i stood there with the siren on aiming it at him
i was yellin a lot at him call the police and get out of the car
i was about 10 feet from him but i dont think anyone heard me
cuz of all the noise from the blowhorn

but guess what the guy didnt move. after a minute he just calmly got
out of the car and walked off

so i ran in the building and guess who was comming out? my boss
he was super mad and he and he says what is my problem and i told him
on the jacker and he says that was a locksmith
and bill locked his keys in their
and my boss was in a confrence call with his boss and sacremento
when i was doing the yelling and the siren and he heard it all
he said the hwole building was up in arms over the noise
he said how do i explain my self and i said i was just tryin to help
and he got real mad and said one of the other people
i am on the platform with told on me for
being disruptive and not reading my instructions thru the blow horn

he was mad and told me to focus when i
am on the platform beacuse im on my last thread


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Good example of great lyrics

i havent heard this one for a while but it cam on the radio and its a good one


- Sheryl Crow Lyrics

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

LARRY MCENTIRE HAS A SLEEP DIS ORDER

remember how my borther had some kind of ultra disesase? well the doctor said it was definetely rabies but that was fixed by shots and medicine a long time ago. so we thought he had some long term side effects cuz he is always sleepy and sick but guess what folks the doctor says he is over the rabies and his problem now is a sleep dis order.

i dont remember the name is but here is what he is going thru::
1. always sleepy
2. barfing sometimes
3. sometimes he is fine
4. sleeps for days sometimes
5. cant drive sometimes
6. sometimes angry or sad
7. eyes hurt sometimes
8. dosent want to eat or go out to the town
9. headakes sometimes

they cant fix this one folks...because it is a problem with his mind. he is seeing if he can get dis ability or if he can keep driving van.


oh yah. i didnt roast my aunt bonnie because my aunt karen said it would not be a fun idea and said not to do it my mom said she didnt want me doing a rootine like that on her sister. too bad it would have been a slam. oh and rachel one of my friends from meet up wouldnt even let me post it because she said "it was not funny" and it was "about my aunt" what ever rachel...we are still friends though

Friday, October 19, 2007

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT JARK

HEY COLON


Dedicated to my new firend COLON READIE YOU GOT SERVED

Monday, October 15, 2007

MY AUNT BONNIE AND HER HUSBAND


my aunt and her husband came out to visit us here in california from oklohoma. needless to say they "didnt like the traffic" or the "people" they have no styles. anyone i love them and my brother larry was sure happy to see them because he live with them for a long time when he was a troubleed teen. well folks it is my aunts birthday and i want to ROAST her i think they dont have much "time left" so i wrote some good roast jokes . but i have never done this so i dont know if they ar too mean a little mean. tell me what you think i'll check on the commenets later

1. they would make a nice married team if it werent for my aunt bonnie
2. i dont like them because of the "bad smells" and "gross habits"
3. she catn keep a job because she steels
4. she would watch football but she cant afford a tv
5. what happened to her dog? it ran away because it didnt like her
6. she dosnet have any money
7. she went to the beautie salon but they turned her away becasue they dont want a bad reputation

Friday, October 12, 2007

UPDATE TO MY FRIEND SILVERVISION!

I SUBMITTED "Olympique de Marseille' TO THE BBC!

Olympique de Marseille

i wrote this for my friend Silvervision from france!

Olympique de Marseille by kevin mcentire

oh olympians i challenge you
not for javelin toss or race across
but for time travel - leap ahead
break that barrier, break that record

time travel
i know you won that gold metal
but you move into the future
at the same speed as me
so we are the same
you are no better than me

you don't have a life plan
you insalt me
you cant find a job
you have a learning disability
your car is on the fritz
your friends don't support you

oh you think everybody mumbles?
thats becasue you have a perforated eardrum

golden metal, golden metal, golden metal
but i say its time you do something great

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Monday, October 8, 2007

FRENCH


here is is the french magazine that has been causing me such a headache

Monday, October 1, 2007

"all these vibes"

"all these vibes" by Kevin McEntire 2007

feeling all these
vibes and diabetes
flying on these
vibes and diabetes
i cant describe these
vibes and diabetes

i get ahead in business
network, handshake, and confrence calls
spiders

friends with the superviser
friends with the diabetes
friends with the director
friends with the diabetes
friends friends friends and diabetes

go in a revolving door
its going to fast
diabetes getting wild
now my arms in a cast

vibes and diabetes

SUBMIT AWESOME POEMS!