Friday, February 29, 2008

wink and skate


"wink and skate" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant
"i got a idea" i say with a wink
magically turn the mall into a ice skating rink

glide and shop
buy a shirt do a trick
people in the gap impressed by a flip

skate into the elevator to go upstairs
"no need to worry there is ice up there"
and the elevator has a ice floor too
do a quick trick while the floor moves you
look over there its "some kids from school"
impress them with the best move you can do
like turn a cartwheel into a knee slide
jump up splits, get a row of high-fives

look for bargains while you spin like a top
if the price is tight slow down and stop
if the color is right take it to the cashier
change to your new look hear the crowd cheer

"hay kevin my ice skates arent that nice
might get new ones for expensive price"
"dont do that!" i wink and say
new skates appear the best ones ever made

"hey the mall security is givin out hats"
help you out with your income tax
"can you help me find my car i got lost"
"no problem sir, ill do it at no cost"

"that was fun" i say with a wink and a sigh
the ice melts down and evaporates to the sky

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

POEM "riot town"




"riot town" by topper and kevin mcentire


its a riot town
out here in the country
protest sigs go up
police barricades come down

a frightening situation in some country nowhere town
no money, only dreamin, I shouldnt a come down

had to sleep in the car
hot jam, it was really bad
town square riot started up
guys throwin rocks really mad

turn the radio up to drown out the noise
turn the radio up surrounded by bad boys
turn the radio up and call the police
turn the radio up to get some peace

now we are surrounded
the next car is getin smashed up
other groups join in
park benches gettin tossed up

hooligans climbin street lamps and stop signs
people running by
bouncin on the bumpers and tappin on windows
man i wish i cood fly

its a riot town
out here in the country
protest sigs go up
police barricades come down

Monday, February 25, 2008

SWORD OF THE WEEK

well i didnt get paid this week but i still spent alot of the day lookin 4 good sword and here it is the sword of the week



why --- - - A DOUBLE CHOP BLADE TO SLICE IM A LOOK FOR THIS AROUND TOWN

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Friday, February 22, 2008

TOP POEM 2008


Rambler Blues
by Topper


Truckin on the highways
Kickin the tires
I am struttin through the hallways
Friendships and desires

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Leaning to the side
Brakes lock up and I start to slide
Pointing out the window as I spin
Spin out of control
Work the wheel, now we are under
control
control
control

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Just a loner whispering the blues
Friends come and go
In ones and two's
Hat up high sitting just right
There goes my hat just like a kite.

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

POMONA, CA

well i had 2 work out in pomona 4 a work program
so i drove out there and my truck is messed up from
the accident wich was cool cuz pomona is close to CITY OF COMMERCE where i live

so i had to learn about bein safe from some noob he was like 45 and he was all ways sayin my kids do this and my kids do that well *i dont care* i told him. i got no kids and i dont want to hear a bout any ever

not from you or any 1. now lets get to you teaching me some safe stuff

well i thougth i did good at the school but then i took a test at the end and that dood didnt do any of the stuff whats a pedestrean in a cross walk? whats a residenal speed limit? who has a right a way?

I DONT KNOW

i guess i should have listened to his stroy i go back to my real job THURS and i no my boos is gonna flip out big. he all ready said i got three strikes when i was using my blow horn to yell at a car-jacker. any way ill keep y updated


Monday, February 18, 2008

sword sword

ok so i got a nother sword on my last pay check it is cool but not as cools as this..my SWORD OF THE WEEK



yea i got one it looks like one of this




it cost liek 230 dollers but every body thinks it is top choice so i guess i will display it in my room.

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Friday, February 15, 2008

GOLD DISH BY TOPPER

Gold Dish
by Top Top


Bread is a luxury
Pine is a luxury
Skid to the top
Flip
Now glide to the food

Sensations and telepathy
Motor skills and a fresh attitude
Steaks and toffee
Milk and coffee

Some get none
Some get all
Pilots get eggs
Blue collars get soup

Stoves get hot, time to stir
Oven's a blaze, time to simmer
Pot luck justice, no friends
Only dinner

Time can only tell
Who will eat
And who will prepare
Luxury meals, top hat made from a pear

Bread is a luxury
Pine is a luxury
The strong eat
The weak no longer speak

Golden dish
Make a wish
For the rich
New recipes used
The poor's arms get bruised

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Gold Dish

Gold Dish
by Top Top


Bread is a luxury
Pine is a luxury
Skid to the top
Flip
Now glide to the food

Sensations and telepathy
Motor skills and a fresh attitude
Steaks and toffee
Milk and coffee

Some get none
Some get all
Pilots get eggs
Blue collars get soup

Stoves get hot, time to stir
Oven's a blaze, time to simmer
Pot luck justice, no friends
Only dinner

Time can only tell
Who will eat
And who will prepare
Luxury meals, top hat made from a pear

Bread is a luxury
Pine is a luxury
The strong eat
The weak no longer speak

Golden dish
Make a wish
For the rich
New recipes used
The poor's arms get bruised

top 10 places to eat in los angeles


every one nos it i live in city of commerce california and now that i got a job and a truck
i can go out and eat

here are my top chooices
<1. jack in the box ----1irst place winer
on whitter




FOOD: 300%
MENU: 100%
NICE WORKERS: 78%
location: 100% close to my house



2. king taco
on olympic




FOOD: 95%
MENU: 84%
NICE WORKERS: 50%
location: 100% close to my hose


el polo loco

on olympic
el polo loco
on olympic


FOOD: 150% yeh its good
MENU: 100%
NICE WORKERS: 5% strike on this house
location: 100% close to my house

dennys by hiway 5


FOOD: 50%
MENU: 120% - lkei 5 pages to choice
NICE WORKERS: 65%
location: 90%

taco bell


FOOD: 80%
MENU: 100%
NICE WORKERS: 10% meen kids
location: 90%

#3 mac donalds by 710 hiway



carl jr
on telagraph


FOOD: 60%
MENU: 90%
NICE WORKERS: 0;'=-=
location: 90%

ok

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

now thats damage

yep folks thats a table and yep thats a sword tearing it down




Monday, February 11, 2008

Trees and Forests

untitled by Topper

Trees and Forests
are for the future

Apples and Candy
are for the moment

Love and Friendship
are for eternity


++++___________+++++++++____________++++++++++++____________+++++++++++++++________++

"importantce" by kevin mcentire

edition
duct
choice

false myth
more firmness
septic tank

april fools

"MAR 31 2007"

"daisy" by kevin mcentire (c) 2007

Pictures are wonderful.
Smiling
and flash
All good stuff cause'
your a daisy if you do, and a daisy if you don't

Friday, February 8, 2008

cooler then sword

hay i found this when i was lookin at the internet for swords and i mite say it si the coolest thing EVER

but why kevin

cuz just read what you can use it 4:

##Use It As A Specialized Grappling Hook To Remotely Capture Lines
##Tear Down Phone Lines
##Reposition Barbed Wire Emplacements
##Disrupt Wires
##Move Packages and Bags
##Rake and Break Windows
##Tear Down Blinds/Curtains

and since it is a GRAPPLING HOOK I WILL AD THIS
##catch a boat and pull it in
##throw it up a bilding or cliff and then climb to the top
##throw it on a roof and swing from 1 bulding to a nother
##throw it around a pole from your sport bike and make a tite turn
##toe a truck or car from your truck
##slide it aalong the floor and drag somethin back
##carry it around when you have your sword as a extra wepaon





+ when you are not using it to get around downtown u can use it to keep your stuff

Thursday, February 7, 2008

B. Rod D. and Larry Duke

"B. Rod D. and Larry Duke" by kevin mcentire 2008

Larry Duke:
knows how to use a fist
fist...fist
punch like this
this...this
then like this
this...this
and like this
this...this
punch and push
punch and push
then grapple...grapple
grapple.......grapple
take em to the floor
floor...floor
then grapple...grapple
grapple.......grapple

B. Rod D.
knows how to sword cut
cut...cut
cut like this
this...this
then like this
this...this
and like this
this...this
swing and push
swing and push
then grapple...grapple
grapple.......grapple
take em to the floor
floor...floor
then grapple...grapple
grapple.......grapple

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Monday, February 4, 2008

poem for president

"poem for president " by kevin mcentire and dade merchant (c) 2008


who is president of this place
obama or clinton
who will win this race

the white house is so nice
i like the style
lookin nice i want to
live there a while

thats what they say
and we vote for them
you can be a president
cuz you do a good job

and second place in the race
dose not realy lose
they get to be vice president
not bad at all

walkin with a cane
pointin out birds cars and things
complain about prices
yippie yap yap hing

clappin and snapping
to shoo away some kids
clappin and snapping
to sounds from the fridge

theres someone outside
my car wont start
i got no hot water
i got medicine for my hart

clappin and snapping
to shoo away some kids
clappin and snapping
to sounds from the fridge

the man at the grocery
disrespects the state flag
wont vote for him
wont vote for him
wont vote for him
dont disrespect that flag

wont vote for him
cuz he did that bad

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