jason birth day

so me and larry and dade went out to a bowling birth day party for one of toppers kids - name of Jason. the old one that is like 14 and yeh it was a cool party - larry won the grand prize for hi score. it was a cupon for a discount pizza party but he was a sport and gave it to toppers birth day kid. cool.

me and larry gave the kid a card and a 10$ dollar bill - he lkied it. dade didnt bring any thing as usual - he just ate the pizza. topper made tshirts for every one they were nice. black and they said *JASON* on the front and it has picture of a ghost goin thru a wall and on the back it said *14*. topper is prety rich i guess cuz he was a chef.

so after dade and i were done with that we decided to drive up to the hollywood sine out on the mountin. to see it and take a picture on it. larry just rode his sport bike home and popped a wheelie in the parking lot. it was cool - the birth day kid claped after.

on the way over to the mountin i got PULLED OVER!

why kevin?

becuase my car got damaged rally bad when i side-brushed a dump truck. and the windows are all broke and the roof is a tent and the passenger door is crunched shut. so the cop from glendale told me the car was not safe to be on the rode. so we had to get out and the cop kept callin me jason cuz thats what my shirt said. im glad i didnt bring any swords along...the cop probly wood have taken them for evidence to his house to display. he said i could drive it home if i went rite home but then dade got mad. dades dad went to jail when he was in japan and ever since dade hates cops.

so dade was like *hey why the heck did you pull us over* and *why do i have to get out* and the cop was mad cuz me and dade was wearin the same jason birthday shirt and cuz dade didnt have an id and said his name was lance dance. so then we were out on the side of the rode and dade had a can of pepsi and he started walkin off and the cop was like come back here and dade popped a pen or something into the side of the can of pepsi and it started shootin out pepsi and he put it on his mouth then he opened the top and drank the hole can in like 5 seconds and he got soaked. LOL i was laffin dade was mad. the cop was laffin but put dade in cufs for his saftey until he worked on his car computer system. well that cop was cool even thou we were there like a hour - dade fell to sleep while we waited and i was checkin on some sport bikes parked next to us. the cop let us go. in the end and said i have to get that fix or get a new one.

uh oh i got no money maybe ill get a sport bike. or maybe ill keep gettin swords and just keep drivin my truck

-Kevin McEntire lives City of Commerce, CA