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TWO BROTHERS IN A HOSPITAL

First thing9 first: i still have my job at the highway safety bored. it is fun but i am always late. i hope they dont fire me...that would be like three jobs this year. i dont need another home depot experience.

well my brother got really sick last night while we were at starbucks. dont worry folks it wasnt the coffy it was his bat rabies. we drove his motorcycle over to the community hospital and they checked him in over nite; so my aunt showed up and when we were out in the parking lot guess what happens. my hand got slammed in car door? my aunt said i have to get to the er but i didnt.

THE TRUTH ABOUT A WEREWOLFS

my brother larry downloaded this list from the internet: funnyLOOL

my dog turns into a werewolf on moon nights, so we spray him with a hose and he hides behind the shed

the only thing i pass out on Halloween is drunk

i saw a troll beat up the biggest werewolf

my neighbor has a werewolf in his basement, when he dosen't use his litterbox we hit him with a newspaper

i saw a werewolf working at Best Buy and he was cleaning the bathroom

my dad and i went werewolf hunting and we didn't shoot any but we hit one with the truck

i went to highschool with a werewolf, he got made fun of so much he tried to go to the gym and get big but he ended up hurting his wrist

one time a werewolf got into the grocery store and the manager flushed him out with a broom

i heard about a werewolf that always wanted people to brush his fur coat, so the dog catcher shot him

i saw a werewolf at the park who was afraid to go down the slide, even if someone was at the bottom to catch him

THANKS FOR BREAKING MY BLOW HORN THOM KOPPOLA, YOU CLUMSY JERK

my brother Larry mcentire had some buddies over from his work and they were playing monopoly and having a party. well i dont know how to play so i sat out and one of the guys thom koppola stepped on my blow horn - he crushed it. really bad. i has spent a long time modifying it and now it is totaled.

so i got to worm monday and told my boss and he flipped out, he got me some old groos one out of a locker and it smelled really bad (like old mold foam) and i had it next to my nose all day in the summer heet

and the worst part? my boss was like *this is strike to kevin because you already got strike one for parking in a handcapped space* which i didnt do becasue I DON'T HAVE A CAR, but someone reporrted me and now it is in my record. i told the *i take a bus to work* and they said *ok we will take it out of your recor then* so i told my boss *you know they took that first strike out because i dont have a car* and he said *i dont care your (meaning me) are on THIN ICE* i don't know what i did. i guess the countdown has started to when i get fired again.

"Body Moves" FINAL DRAFT

"Body Moves" FINAL DRAFT
by Kevin McEntire

--intro, no musical accompanment--
Move your body / hand press and hold position
hover then spin, your family cheers
now your dance move checklistin'

--beat comes in fast--

--bridge--
dancin so much
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
dancin so fast
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off


--verse--
move your body / move your body
move move move move move your body / clear the dance floor
everybody step back / elbow walk out
windlmill and flip back
move, move, move...dance move
wait, wait, and step-step
move move move move move your body

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness
--end chorus--

--bridge--
dancin so much
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
dancin so fast
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off


--verse 2--
knee drop, check
whiplash, check
elevator, check
whirlpool, check
dip dip dip dip
slip slip, check
360 degrees
check check check
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod, nod of approval
richmond, check
chew chew, check
rip back, check
aligator, check
check check check
nod nod nod nod head nod

my arm broke off

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness

Body Moves Rough Draft

Body Moves
by Kevin McEntire

--intro, no musical accompanment--
Move your body / hand press and hold position
hover then slow spin, your family cheers
now your dance move checklistin'

--beat comes in fast--

--bridge--
happiness, happiness, you walk past and look fast

--verse--
move your body / at your friends house
they know what to expect / clear the dance floor
everybody step back / elbow walk out, check
windlmill and flip back, check
move, move, move...dance move
wait, wait, and slip step, check
take a drink of diet pop
take a bow, pat on the back

back, back bring the bass back

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness


--bridge--
happiness, happiness, you walk past and look fast

--verse 2--
knee drop, check
whiplash, check
elevator, check
whirlpool, check
dip dip dip dip
slip slip, check
360 degrees
check check check
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod, nod of approval
richmond, check
chew chew, check
rip back, check
aligator, check
check check check

walk it off

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness

Dahmeraileah

"Dahmeraileah From The Ocean" - ROUGH DRAFT
by Kevin McEntire

I walk on with my son
Dahmeraileah, warrior of the ocean
he leads an army of mighty fish
thru a under water castle labrynth
relentless in who they attack
slam jam a harpoon in a fat whales back
rah-ray, ah-la la hoooo.....Dahmeraileah


splash, splash
IRONCLAD falls in the water, eee-eee-eeeeeee
splash, splish
WARRIOR falls in the see, ahhh-ahhhhhh-ee
OOOOO-AHHHHH LAAA --- RAIN FALLS DOWN ON ME! mee meeeeee
Ironclad ocean warrior, my firstborn son


let me hear the drums

Qui est ce guerrier ?
My son, my SON, MY SON, MY SON!!!!!
Que protège-t-il ?
The weak and those in need!!!!!!!!!!!
Que ses capacités peuvent-elles faire?
Lead us all to victory!! VIC-TO-RYYYYYYYYY!!!!!




splash, splash
IRONCLAD falls in the water, eee-eee-eeeeeee
splash, splish
WARRIOR falls in the see, ahhh-ahhhhhh-ee
OOOOO-AHHHHH LAAA --- RAIN FALLS DOWN ON ME! mee meeeeee
Ironclad ocean warrior, my firstborn son

With Your Eyes

"With Your Eyes" by Kevin McEntire


can't you seeeeee
with your eyes
what i seeeeee
with my life

so much pain
what a shaaaaame


YO! I stay stoop porch sittin'
steady juice and gin'in
ten-thousand dollar neckpiece
got your head spinin'

do you see how i'm living
this is just the begining
you can see how im swinging
on the dancefloor thinging.



my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
about me

my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
rest in peace



you can give
with your eyes
a looooooooook
of sac-ra-fice


I'm so, so...tall like andre
the giant and my DJ
spins records fast like a sun ray
living large like the milky way
in charge like the milky way
i put it down in a big way
and you run away
right away
like Faye Dunaway
all the way
one two three and i'm out
like a triple play



my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
about me

my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
rest in peace



can't you seeeeee
with your eyes


can't you see see see sa-see see see
with your e-y-e-s


can't you seeeeee
with your eyes


why can't you see what's all around you?

1950

real simple: Cm, Em, G7 per line

"1950" bu Kevin McEntire

I'm talkin bout real style
chrome 'n fins at the diner
clean yards lookin fine...a-ah, ohh
a malt and a milkshake to goooooooooooooo!
steamin pies in the window
baseball, friendly hello

ninteen fifty, here we go! a-ah, ohh
ohh, ooo, ohh
wizz-a-wowiee.........it's ninteen fif-ty!!!

feelin' good. wavin' to my neighbor
i just got my yard mowed
did all the edgein'
its looking real real great.
i can't be late
because the anderson's are
visiting for a nice dinner

ninteen fifty, here we go! a-ah, ohh
ohh, ooo, ohh
wizz-a-wowiee.........it's ninteen fif-ty!!!


accross the street lives a man who
is a policeman, fireman, and EMT
while he visitis the firehouse
his children play in my yard
witout supervision, which is
not, not, not how I do things
interupting our lives
and family gatherings
just to go to the firehouse
i would like to tell him
how i really feel
especially since one time
he left the gate open
and my two year old son
was wondering by the sreet


wondering, wondering
wondering by the sreet
just to go to the firehouse
my son was
wondering by the sreet

ninteen fifty, here we go! a-ah, ohh
ohh, ooo, ohh
wizz-a-wowiee.........it's ninteen fif-ty!!!

it's ninteen fif-ty, baby

my pillow

"my pillow" by Kevin McEntire



in high school i called the shots
made the team, hit all the party spots
you were my laaaaaady
you gave me this note on graduation day
you were my laaaaaady
and you were their when i went away

i put it under my pillow
so i can dream on it all night threw
its under my pillow
and i want to say that i thank you


you served the country
red white and blue
when times got rough
you pulled through
even though you went to kosovo
you sent me jewels
24 carrot chains
french shampoo
i sent you this letter
to show you i care and you...


put it under my pillow
so i can dream on it all night threw
its under my pillow
and i want to say that i thank you

when i came home i ran with the wrong crowd
got caught up, and then got brought down
you were my laaaaaady
you gave me this note at my sentencing
you were my laaaaaady
and you visit me every spring

I put it under my pillow
so i can dream on it all night threw
its under my pillow
and i want to say that i thank you


since you been locked up
your parole, i cant wait
your moms doing fine
and our daughters doing great
i got this old house fixed up
appliances up to date
and i got your name tatooed
beacuse your my soul mate
mate ma ma ma mate
my soul mate
mate ma ma ma mate


my soul mate
mate ma ma ma mate


and i want to say that i thank you


Edited by Kevin McEntire on Jul 16, 2007 at 8:18 AM

Future Holds True

"Future Holds True" By Topper

Key of C at the moment.

G C G C G C Adem.

Pilot take me out to float
Floatin free, Gravity goat
Touch a star
No need for a car.
Rocket boosters now pave the way
To the moon, thats where we play.

CHORUS:
Free Time, Its me time
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future
Brand names, No Shame, we are one
Outer space its not a race, lets go to the sun
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Patch your pants, clean your mask
Global trotting, its a task
For a man, shooting stars
In a can, dont blame me
For the moves
That keep you rockin free

CHORUS:
Free Time, Its me time
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future
Brand names, No Shame, we are one
Outer space its not a race, lets go to the sun
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Kick it!

Guitar/Sax Solo: Improv in Key
Winds of change babe, winds of change

Free fallin
Take a test and ace it
Moonwalkin, take the time to face it
Do what you need to get it done
Space travel, moon families, the good guys won

CHORUS:
Free Time, Its me time
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future
Brand names, No Shame, we are one
Outer space its not a race, lets go to the sun
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Orbit, space and atmosphere
Keep your mind moonbeam clear
Show stopper, cars made of copper
Keep on rockin, non stoppin, with Topper.
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Jam it!

Cambridge Boulevard

"Cambridge Boulevard" by Jay Francol

As I quietly stroll the streets of Cambridge
Using Logic as my guide, my son is walking there with
Me, he shows his Harvard Pride

As we walked through Cambridge that sunny day
And we talked about our lives
White linen, brokerages, and Tarte aux Mures
We knew we'd done it right

And I told him accept nothing...From your family and career
but the very best in life
Then he took me by the arm and told me what I needed to hear

He's making:

(chorus)
Real big deals in the city
Sister made partner in the firm
On the mayor's reelection committee
My little Danny's going for his second term
(end chorus)

We had dinner out on Hampshire
Chardonnay Poached Leeks with Crème Fraiche Dressing
With Barbeito 1910 Bual
We finished with Galette des Rois and remembered:

When I was young I made

(chorus x2)

JUST A JOB, BOB

Look I haven't posted for a long time because i got as job!

I work at a traffic safety school for construction road workers, my previous experience came in handy and got me this job.

now for my question (my brrother told me not to post this because il look like a idiot, but here goes):

i spend most of the day lined up with three other people and our job is to announce instructions through blowhorns to people practicing out on the grounds. we all do the announcements at the same time.

my question:
since i have a blowhorn pressed up against my mouth most of the day i modified it by adding a plastic bladder so it holds water. that way i can take a drink after each announcement, and i dont have to carry a bottle. i tested it out and it works really good but i am afraid to put the battery into it because i might get electrocuted. does anyone know if you can get electrocuted from a blowhorn battery if the electricity goes into your mouth / throat if you take a drink from it?

i know it sounds stupid but i am serious. it took me forever to add the bladder and straw.