spider of the year 2010

shoe of the year 2010

buf of the year 2010

KIM SAM HEE HOLIDAY DREAM COME TURE

So i know Kim reads this poetry blog but im a go ahead and do his gift preview.

since he lives in a trailer on the driveway of his brothers house im a get him this:



SUPRISE RUINED BUT I NO YOULL LIKE IT!

it is a thing you can put in your tea and it makes it hot!
no more going to the house to use the microwave!
nerry CHRUSMAS!

"HIGHBEAM THE REDLIGHT" THE RETURN OF DADE

"highbeam the redlight" by Dade Merchant 2008

rudolph....glow your nose on it
rudolph....glow your nose on it

off the holiday season
doin deals off the main streets
snata clase hangin with kids you dont want to meet
throwin dice and giving knuckle bumps
if the lights get low
rudolph lights the place up
if the power goes out
rudolph lights the place up

rudolph....glow your nose on it
rudolph....glow your nose on it

santa...all in your place
lootin your psp, hdtv gone without a trace
keeps it quiet and dont use a flashlight
rudolph lights his nose
highbeam the redlight

i got rudolph in a horse trailer
use the redlight to blind the tailgater
if santa come collecting i get the videotape-a
and use it as evidence in a santa horsenapping case-a

rudolph....glow your nose on it
rudolph....glow your nose on it

GIFT PREVIEW: Larry McEntire YOUR HOLIDAY DREAM COMES TRUE

so for larry this year im getting him a calendar that he wants. dont worry he never looks at this blog cuz he thinks its bad.

so here it is

and some pics of my own:

Crisman at Chirsmas

"crisman at chirsmas" by chrismas kevin mcentire

its a holiday dream come true
im coming home to you
dont be mad about your bike i modified
life on the road has been a hard ride

on a trip to nowhere
i sideswiped your sportbike on a wall
now im callin on santa to get me mecidine
for my hurt arm from the fall
i hit the handle first
and the tire jerked
and recked the front part up
now im riding home
and im lookin for a chirsmas miracle

i got a disguise...and a fake name of crisman
im going to sneak in our house
and get my stuff out
and get out of there like a santa
leave your busted sportbike
and take my car
and leave out of town

and my holiday wish is that i dont get caught
and you dont chase me around

horray holiday is here

"horray holiday is here" by chrismas kevin

santa is for all the kids
the poor ones and
the ones so rich
they buy cool thinghs
and have cool jobs

but i have chrismas fun 2
i dont have a job but i do
i dont have money but i do
xmas joy will see this holiday thru

i get larry a flat screen tv
i get kim some tickets lottery
get my mom something oh so neat
and i get my self xbocks360

i get dade a laptop hp
i get my self a blue ray movies
i get larry corvette calandar
and in it i circle my bday

horray
horray
horray for this season
horray
horray
horray holiday is here

YEP TIS CHRISMAS!

yes every1 its the chrismas season again this year.

Me and Kim have a lot we are getting ready for.

1. a big chrismas party at his house
2. visting sanfrasisco to see his kid
3. gift exchange
4. plus i gotta shop for larry
5. then i gotta write up some poetry
6. sorry its been so slow around here but i think december will be different. the reason i havenet been posting besides having the best summer ever is that i forgot my password to blogger.

ARBY

arby's......got me depressed
kermit......got me depressed
after the best summer ever
i gotta go thru this

my roast beef was fine
but i didnt want it
even with some sauce
i didnt want to dunk it

my sierra mist was topped off
but i didnt drink it
pushed my tray accross the table
lucky i didnt fling it

cuz this color scheme got me bored
bored as cardbored
and this cowboy hat logo
got me feeling so low

a guy in a plaid shirt
red and blue checks
a guy in t-shirt
kermit frog on the back

and kermit looks weird
eyes look stunned
playin a banjo
not havin fun
trapped on a shirt
of a gross dood
his puppet smile
got me in a bad mood
along with this food
that i dont even want

SUBS

"subs" by kev kev kevin mac

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

a submariene in the street, how can that be
so i lay low, and try to squeeze underneath
but its kind of a big sub
and im a normal size dood

go under a sub...no can do

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

i swim at the beach and see a sub underneath
so i dive low and try to swim beneath
but i get spun by the propeller
and twirled like a whirlpool

50 miles per hour out to the deep
then i use my speed to lift evenly
and i rise from the water
sail back to land safely

go under a sub...no can do

got to give it up i got to got to give it up
got to give it up i got to got to give it up

PARTY TIME 2010

if your wondering where ive been up to....well ive been making best frends with kim sam my neighbor. weve been taking the town big time. he got me kind of slacking on my poetry cuz were all ways at the beach or at the spot. but i managed to fit in this new poem that kind of shows what im up to





'PARTY TIME 2010' by kev kev and dade delux

drink it up, throw it up
go and get another cup
ladder up to the roof
got a stash of 90 proof

dump your wine out in the yard
fill the bottle with sumpin hard
dumpin beer into your pool
break the bottle in there too

break cabinet doors off the hinge
pull lights out the ce-li-ing
cut your carpet with a slit
hide some magazines under it

yep....i make long distance calls then i throw the phone a long distance...into the neighbors bushes!! hahahha

tip your washer, turn it on
put your favorite jacket on
push your neighbor *hes a cop*
get away in your truck
around the block get the speed up
crash into your water heat-er

tilt the sliding door off the track...yep
tilt the tv off the stand...yep
tilt the fridge down the steps...yep
tilt dan or mike on top of it

yep....i unplugged your freezer and dented your garage door at the same time dood
your weclome - 2010

"LOVE MY GRANPA" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

"love my granpa" by kevin mcentire
2010


my grandpas named cranky
whats your name too?
yep. my grandpas real lazy
with a crazy eye 2

see him sleepin on the couch all nite and day
and you cant tell if he is asleep or awake
-why-
cuz his eyes stays wide
his mouth keeps flappin
sayin all kind of things
even when hes nappin

he calls you all kind of names in between snores
then he wakes up and calls you some more

he insults you rite in front of your date
calls you so weak - so you give him a shake
to see if hes asleep

then he wakes up and gets real loud
drinks a jug of milk --- and starts to shout
calls you nicknames that you never had
hits you with the jug then he goes to bed

my grandpas named cranky
whats your name too?
yep. my grandpas real lazy
with a crazy eye 2

three the hard way part 2

three the hard way part 2 by mc kev kev

---3 names
1. avery
2. ribbon or proze
3. gary probably


---jobs i never had
1. driving a race car or test driver
2. paint pictures of the city from the top of buildings
3. be a police or a ambulance driver

---jobs i want
1. jet pilot or helicoptor news or judge
2. actor in hollywood or new yourk
3. london

---three places i dont like
1. burbank and long beach--->2 expensive
2. mexico is scary
3. phoenix is full of jerks

---best places
1. sea world
2. tulsa
3. las vegas

---three foods i hate
1. tomato --> keep that off of my whoppers and tacos
2. sour cram--> my common order "taco supreme hold the sour cream"
3. potato salad and almost all veggies

---3 drinks i hate
1. milk <--gross
2. water <--boring
3. mountin do tropical blast

---3 tv shows i want to watch
1. west wing
2. def poetry jam
3. lords of dogtown

---3 movies i like
1. AVATAR
2. BLADE
3. AVATAR

---3 movies i hate
1. tiatnic
2. fast and furious
3. up and ratatouie

3 QUESTIONS THE HARD WAY

Three names I go by:
7 mcentire
mc kev kev
kev mac


Three jobs I have had:
safety yard shouter
home depo
construction


Three places I have lived:
commerce, ca <---party rite there
tulsa, oklahoma
thats it re

Three favorite drinks:
pepsi
mountin do
milk <----JUST KIDDIN


Three TV shows I watch:
csi
dead poets society
truth or dear


Three places I have been:
florida
sanfansisco
las vagas


Three places I would like to visit:
new yourk
europe
redwood forrests


Three favorite dishes:
taco bell volcano taco
in and out hamburgers
el pollo loco‎

Three things I am looking forward to:
writing the perfect poem
gettin an apartment to get away from larry
going to sanfreansisco with my frend kim sam hee

whats fresh

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"whats fresh" by mc kev kev

im talkin lettuce - bananas - fish on the plate
fresh fish in your mouth - a fresh banana steak
you can take another bite but thats not the only fresh thing
its not your fresh gear or your haircut its all these things

singin like dmx - yeh thats fresh
ripping shirts like hulk - so so fresh
hauling a bucket of grapes - not that fresh
get first class seats - fra-fra-fresh
cool new keyboard 500 sound options
microphone on top got my voice wobblin
pump up the volume rock-rock the place
drums and piano shakes the fish rite off your plate



2008

20 QUESTIONS WITH KIM SAM HEE

so now its time for some things you mite not know about kim sam hee.

OK - so you know he is from KOREA
OK - so he has a teen age son name of Chul but that guy lives in oakland
OK - kim sam hee is great at knowing about 3D movies and how they do that stuff i was hoping to see sheck 3d with him at the amc

kim sam hee is good at balance and knows lots of amzing tricks that you can do at home

LIKE he can balance a glass on a broom and put that up high in the air and he can make stuff vanish


20 QUESTIONS WITH KIM SAM HEE AND KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010

--What's your favorite horror movie?
kim sam hee - its a KOREA movie name of brunshinsaba
mc kev - final destinations and friday the 13


--Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking at you?
kim sam hee - no
mc kev - i dance all days all ways

--Do you like to sing while you are taking a shower? What do sing in the shower if you do sing?
kim sam hee - no
mc kev - i do my own songs and mixtapes and sing that in the shower or in the kitchen or yard

--What's your favorite color?
kim sam hee - gold
mc kev - it depends on what i am looking at i like red cars and different colors on jackerts and trucker hats

--Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
kim sam hee - eat
mc kev - ha has ho who likes to fish any more they shouldnt be allowed to do it

--What do you like better hands or feet?
kim sam hee - hands
mc kev - i like both hands for clapping feet for runnin

--Do you like curly hair or straight ones?
kim sam hee - straight
mc kev - i wish i had curly har but i all ways think* can they put a hat on or is that hair 2 bouncy?

--What's your favorite drink?
kim sam hee - milk
mc kev - i like pepsi a lot and snapple ***but i also really like red bull and energy drinks for a boost

--Where did you grow up?
kim sam hee - KOREA--> i answered that one for him, he said a city name but it was crazy like sign woha or somethi
mc kev - oklahoma

--What do you do in your spare time?
kim sam hee - mechanics
mc kev - easy.........right a poem or a song or watch a movie like my favorite avatar

--What type of music do you like?
kim sam hee - music from home like festival music or soochew
mc kev - 102.7 kiss fm

--What did you think of me when you first saw me?
kim sam hee - wondered why kevin was home all day --> ANSWER IM LAID OFF
mc kev - i thought he was cool

--Which was the moment when you were the most impressed by me?
kim sam hee - cant think of one
mc kev - he did a 3 pencil trick where it looked like one vanished and the other 2 were in his nose it was sweet

--What is it that you like the most in me?
kim sam hee - says i am a frendly guy
mc kev - there is so many thngs the c

--What is my aspect that you do not like?
we are both hard to understand the other one because of the KOREA language

--What are your personal aspirations?
kim sam hee - bring the rest of his family to L.A.
mc kev - write a book come out with a grat album. do a internet chat with my fans. have my poetry get reallyy popular

What do you think you would be 20 years down the lane?
kim sam hee - dead probably
mc kev - whos the poet thats gettin respect - from the front to the deck - and hasnt wrote his best yet

--What sort of a life partner do you expect?
kim sam hee - is all ready married
mc kev - a artist that could do portroatis for extra money

--Why did you choose me as your friend?
kim sam hee - did not
mc kev - he is my new neighbor and is always outside


--Are you interested in charity?
kim sam hee - no
mc kev - i try to help out but i dont have any money any ways but i give away my poems some times


--Tell me one wish that has been fulfilled and one that is not?
kim sam hee - came to USA, get back with family
mc kev - i was in a sportbike club, i wish to make the perfect poem that every 1 will thing is cool

--Which is the place you'd love to visit?
kim sam hee - home
mc kev - miami or new yourk city

--How much do you like me?
kim sam hee - says i am ok
mc kev - i like him 100% bff

--What's your worst/best memory of high school and why?
kim sam hee - doing summer harvest was worst, best was his time with his sister
mc kev - both the same memory that is graduation day i was sad and happy

--If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?
kim sam hee - said something about how we never know what day is the last
mc kev - easy i would go to 6flags with dade and larry and then write a book about my life


--Who or what inspires you and why?
kim sam hee - he went back to his house cuz some1 else that lives at that house showed up so *i guess well never find out*
mc kev - i am inspited by everythuing




cool

KOREAN JOKE

ok so my awesome new frend kim sam hee told me this joke about KOREA! we were loling about it for like an hour, but also kim sam hee is so cool tha ti t made it even funnyer.

ill try to get it right

a guy from KOREA is getting on a bus in america and he dosent speek english good
so he was glad he was in the rite place and told the driver *WHAT DAY! WHAT DAY!* which means *bus* in KOREA
the driver thought he was asking a question and answered *MONDAY!*
well, lol, if you say monday in KOREA it is like asking *what?*
so the KOREA guy was like *BUS DAY* which is like english for *im on a bus*
then the guy said *oh happy BIRTHDAY*




LOOL

KIM SAM HEE

so i havent been posting up poems lately why? becasue i got a cool new neighbor named Kim Sam Hee

HE IS FROM KOREA and he is my new frend, he dosent write poems but he said he would do posts for my blog so COMMING SOON 20 QUESTIONS WITH KIM SAM HEE

P.S. He showed me this picture on his lap top COOL!

SUPERMAN POEM

i was checkin out the superman movie and lois laine says this great poem as superman flys her areound the city....man i wish i could rite like that


Can you read my mind?
Do you know what it is that you do to me?
I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star.
Here I am, like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool.
Will you look at me? Quivering. Like a little girl, shivering.
You can see right through me.

Can you read my mind?
Can you picture the things I'm thinking of?
Wondering why you are... all the wonderful things you are.
You can fly. You belong in the sky.
You and I... could belong to each other.
If you need a friend... I'm the one to fly to.
If you need to be loved... here I am.
Read my mind.

avatar poem

"avatar poem" by kevin mcentire

i think im the avatar for a homeless man
cuz i wanna eat beans and warm up my hands
by a fire in a drum
then i dance to the drums
from a car thumping down the street
look here they come

boom boom base
go go go
boom boom base
avatar go

now i become the avatar for street gang
im doing hand signs and illegal things
but i guess i gotta stop
so i get a police avatar
then i go and arrest my own avatar

yep

im a avatar in a state pen

yep

and i get a avatar police pension






22010

OFFICIAL TWEET

I JST SAW PIC 4 THE SMURFS AND NOW I FEEL THE BLUES LOL

KEVIN

soccer vampire

dade and kevin and a lady soccer vampire


1. Who are you? Kev McEntire and dade merchant

2. Are we friends?

frends with a vamp!!!!! no chance we hate on vampires we hate on soccer

3. When and how did we meet?
you tried to lure me into your castle by puttin a sportsbike on craiglist for cheap then you tried to keep me there by showin off soccer mover hi kicks and head bounces

4. Do you have a crush on me?
no i dont like shoulder width hair or soccer

5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
batty-----cuz you transform into a bat a flap around this duplex

6. Describe me in one word.
frightning

7. What was your first impression?
shoulder width hair and diet dr. pepper
secrets of a vamipre givin me a scare
soccer so lame cape and adidas
soccer vampire can run liek a cheeta

8. Do you still think that way about me now?
yes

9. What reminds you of me?
blood doctors and bats, soccer fields, coffins, capes hemoglobin and plasma, adidas, twilight

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a garlic neclace and a penalty

11. How well do you know me?
only from looking back as i run away you could try to kick a soccer ball at me to knock my head and disorient me but you didnt have any

12. When's the last time you saw me?
i think i was sneaking down a hallway at your castle and the eyes on a puctire followed me...then i herd you cough back there

13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeh.........you cant see yourself in a reflection so your hair is matty like a greasy nest

14. Whats the funniest moment weve ever had together?
lol....when we were in the yard and we acted like helicopters

15. Favorite Movie:avatar and blade oh i bet you dont like blade do you vamp

16. Favorite Song: lady gaga

17. Favorite Band/Artist:lady gaga

18. What am I to you: supper

19. Whats your philosophy on life?
life is a beach, ride sportbikes

20. Would you have my back in a fight?
no are 2 fast on your feet with all the soccer skills and you mite bite my neck or

21. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
im doing that rite now

22. What is your favorite memory of us?
when i escaped your lair

23. Would you make love with me??
gross

24. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
i hate soccer, i am laid off for a long time, my blood is tainted

25. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
no i would give you the silver bullets

26. Can we get together and make a cake?
no

27. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
yes that you are undead have a bad penalty kick record and seduction

28. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
yes you look pale and ware a cape and you get out of breath fast running soccer

29. Do you think I'm a good person?
no

30. Would you drive across country with me?
no way you cant go out in the sun you would always want to stop to kick the soccer ball against a wall and you mite turn on me

31. Do you think I'm attractive?
not shoulder width hair and soccer pants

32. If you could change anything about me, would you?
yeah that you would stop sucking out blood and find a interesting sport

33. What do you wear to sleep?
a neck brace 4 protection

34. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
no only in the day when you are sleeping in a coffin and wiped out from chasing victims around and playing soccer

35. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
no i dont like every thing you do like and i especially dont like watching athletic people kicking a ball around town

36. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
i aviod you

POLOTICAL SERIES #12: "president dad"

intro:
yep for the third time obama got elected
disguised as his son dan he got reselected*



"president dad" by mc kev kev and dade dealer

they call him danny...but he dont smile
state to state rides got him looking wild

suit all ripped up
wig got flipped up
eyes look tripped out
shoes slide slip out

*WHAT?*

spend time with your dad
president dan
the best frend you could have
your president dad

you gotta act like the president
act like the president
he gotta act like his fake son and
act like the president

*take it back ya'll*

imagine how sad your dad will be
when all he gets is your ignoring

you and him can never be frends
if you dont spend any time with him


spend time with your dad
the son he never had
and he could be the dad
that he never was
you could rise above
with trust and love
lead the country
with trust and love

POLOTICAL SERIES #11: "president dad CELL PHONE REMIX"

intro:

in the same spot you never see them
but on the split screen you always see them
each on a phone talking to each other

"president dad CELL PHONE REMIX" by dade detour
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB

hi son
hi dad
hows the country?
not bad
wars are gettin won,
job is getting done,
fly on air fore one
with joe biden.
with joe biden?
with joe biden.
its so much fun.
its so much fun?
so much fun
with joe biden.

dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB
dan OB...dan OB
dan OB and bar OB


2010

Dad on a Break

"dad on a break" by dade dealer

smell that broke leg - like a rotten keg
smell that broke leg - like broke eggs

cabbage

smell like oysters - make you blink fast
splashed it with vinegar - make you think fast
spilled milk in the cast - smell like garbage trash
dad dont care...he just wants to relax
say something...he got the energy to clash
dad dont care...needs ointment for cast rash
laugh last...and get cast smashed
dad dropped from the roof, impact'll make you collapse
havin fun...impact make you collapse
yard work...impact make you collapse
grub run...impact make you collapse

you want to chase...but hes fast on the crutches
dad cleans up bad, ruins all lunches
smells real bad, give the room hacks and hunches
makes you feel sad...when you check the living conditions
give him a hug and get nose scrunches



2010

dots

"dots"

eat a whole tube of fresh dippin dots
my energy full from different colored spots

then i skate board around town on a wagon
past high school kids doing photographin

cheese

now my pictures in magazines
hair lookin grizzly
eyes got a scrambled gleam

thats a real smile see
feel so happy cuz
d. dots on the scene

they melted in my beard
on my glasses smeared
my eyes got teared
cuz dots got in there

they stained up my shirt
they got in my hat
they made my mouth hurt

frost bit lips
from missed dot dips




2010

DOTS REMIX

"DOTS REMIX" by dade dealer @ poetpros.cool

dippin dots down...spoon spinnin
grinnin, about all these flavors
im about to get in ...now thats livin
if dots you spillin --> not forgivin
if i see you dot spittin or trippin
i got permission to be a villian

and snatch up your froze treats
spoon dip, flip, grip and then leave
mouth packed, so i got that brain freeze
but it dont bother me, i got the remedy
more dippin d's, more than the eye could see
some folks call it a OD, i call it party
can you invite me...ha not hardley

you gotta bring enough dots to weigh down a harley

and bottom out suspension




2010

moment of silence shout out

id like to give a moment of silence to my brothers frend ryan penny




he was tryin to get a job up at the county but they

NORTH CAROLINA

"north carolina" by kevin mcentire

north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh

my brothers thinkin bout movin out to NC
if he goes aint no way he gonna take me
ill be stuck in LA with no mon-ey
so ill sleep in a van out in the sunny

clap one time...for the north c
clap two times...or hi-5 me
clap three times...for old raleigh
clap four times...with low dip knees
clap five times...to catch dads ear
clap six times...real quiet no hear
clap three times...with your arms in a cast
claps off track...cuz your broke arms aren't fast
claps off track...think on claps of the past

my brothers thinkin bout movin out to NC
he wont het a job cuz hes so beefy
he'll be stuck out there with no mon-ey
so he'll sleep in a van out in the sunny

and the people shoutin

north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh
north carolina...ooohhhh




2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #10: "PATCHES AND TATTOOS"

"Patches and Tattoos" by kevin mcentire

george bush got retired
now he got long hair like a curtain
pulled in a pony tail livin free for certain
3 rubber bands to hold that
gettin all the stares
but he dont ride motorcycles
and he dont cares
he wears leather jackets
with patches on that
front and back
looks sketchy
mirror sunglasses no hat

he stomps on the street
wreck walk thru
you stop to read his
jacket patches and tattoos:

BORN TO RIDE
ROCK N' ROLL
TAKE IT IN STRIDE
ACE IN THE HOLE
RIDE OR DIE
HARLEY V-ROD
LOOKIN FLY
WINKS
LOOKIN FOR THE NITE LIFE
REBEL
NO NERDS
PRESIDENT
and
HEAVY METAL

POLOTICAL SERIES #9: "THE END OF POLOTICS"

"the end of polotics" by dade merchant and kevin mcentire

now i'm lifting
out to deep space
i just won the president race
gonna go get some help from somewhere
for the unemployment
that we got here
then my eyes they start cycling
and my mind it starts vibrating
so i circle around the moon
and i decide to go back home

...theee end of polotics...

once i get back to dc
all the people double clap for me (clap clap)
but they dont like my behavior
cuz i walk on walls
and furniture
and i dont want to use computers
and i keep the rooms as dark as space
project my voice thru window panes
but i dont say anything

...only nonsense...

now you want to change up your vote
because ive become a man size moth
in charge of all parts of government
and i dont wear any garments
i just fly around the monuments
and at night i stay right by the lights
at press confrences i dont even talk
i just fly from wall to wall

...can you.....see my moth face?....
...see you.....voted for something great....


2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #8: "RUNNIN FOR OFFICE"

"Runnin for office" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

Handsome like a mustache fish
Runnin for office
My eyes puffy like marshmallows
My sternum is deep dish

I grapple on stage with child or old aged
Karate kicks and chops Amped up from my rage
Wreck up the place after presidential debate
Plug up the drain and flood it out like a lake

Attach long snakes to my shoes
And kick poisonous
Attach long sticks to my wrists
And hit like a lumberjack

Runnin for office with lumberjack hits snake kicks and grapples
Public look scared, words froze in their adams apples







2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #7: "dan obama"

"dan obama" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

its been a sad day ever since you were elected...
cuz the countdown started, 8 years til your ejected...
while you are in charge we are having the best days
so we will have to find someone else that makes the US great...

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
for president

how about your son?
dan obama son of obama
a young gent

but you dont have a boy so this will never work...
so we will dress you in a wig and some old navy board shorts
and you'll talk like a teenager and always wear sunglasses
if you meet the president of china ask him to throw football passes

then we can have (8 more years)
with dan obama (8 more years)
son of obama (great more years)

no more unemployment (for 8 more years)
helpin out my pockets (great more years)
oh, dan obama (lets have 3 cheers)

get me my medical insurance
retirement and other things
fix the roads and get that guy
aronld schwartzanagar kicked out
do job fairs and other great things
look at dan obama and all the good things
he brings
and we never see him with his dad except on tv
and we can add him in with tecknology and split screens
no one will ever know about the little secret
unless you wig falls of during a press confrence
but we might take the chance for your sake
and the country....oh, dan obama we love you
as much as your dad

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
our president

we love your son
dan obama son of obama
a young gent




hey, it worked for bush didn't it *wink*





2009

POLOTICAL SERIES #6: "VOTING IS SO FLY"

"voting is so fly" by kevin mcentire

so fly...so fly...so fly
polo-tic-an...
im out at a place just votin
for the man your knowin
o-bo-min

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
no mccainin
...obama...obama
or palin
...obama
for falin

...brrreeeewwwwww....
gettin extra moo-ney with o-boo-me

obama...obama...obama...(echo)
my budget extra roomy
...obama...obama
now excuse me
...obama
im vooting



2008

POLOTICAL SERIES #5: "COBRAMA"

"COBRAMA" by kevin mcentire and dade merchant

cobrama - we got a cool snake president
speed of a cobra strike
puttin the python squeeze on the government
eatn all the rats
bulge in the belly
size of unemployment
scales lookin healthy
fangs for helping
he hangs from a vine
so you can swing accross a gully
plus funny
jokes better then comedians
cederic the entertainer
gonna be losing business

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical robot man

cobrama the snake
turn to robama mechanical president man



2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #4: "LA MAYOR"

"LA Mayor" by kevin mcentire

Here we go...its the LA mayor
strutting the city streets
then he puts on the tall boots
and wades up the city creeks
then obama show up
on a speedboat
handin out tax breaks
big money
tellin
heart warming jokes
better then the funniest styles
sienfed or mash
even simpsons tv smiles

LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the creek of drama
LA MAYOR thought to call obama
saved from the streets of drama






2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #3: "HOW TO DEBATE"

"HOW TO DEBATE" by keivin mcentire

i bring out ufos for the presidential debate
they float around the room
they spin and they shake

they lift up charis and
make water float from a vase

then i float myself
get the view from the ceiling
canidates look and afraid cuz im dropping things
they dive and the flinch
cuz the ufos starts rammin on things

my discs
my ufos
floats and flows
win debates
get big money
at shows

art shows
car shows
late nite tv

craft shows
job fairs
getting so much stares

i win the debate
ufos float and they shake




2010

POLOTICAL SERIES #2: "THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL"

"THE PUNCH AND SHOVEL" MY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2010


i vote with a punch
dig with a shovel
do political moves
to get you in trouble

then i elect myself mayor
governer...senator...president
dragon slayer
through deminsions...of time and space

then i dip in carmel color jeans
camo jacket
and a army hat to look mean

on the scene

then i do my presidential address
my message is BOASTS
my hair is a MESS
i yell and i SHOUT
kick over the podium
flex my arms and neck
tear down a curtain
then i end the message
by transporting to space
crush the camera with my mind
and let nasa try and chase

POLOTICAL SERIES #1:"TWO HOOTS FOR OBAMA!"

hey everyone i found this great poem from the last elections. it is so good



"Two Hoots For Obama!"(Song Lyrics) by Minh Tan
at http://www.blogcatalog.com/blog/digital-citizen-poetry

To John McCain
I give no hoot
A fan of him I’m not

To Miss Palin
I’d give a hoot
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT

To Joe Biden
I’d give a hoot
Cause he’s a hoot to me

But to Obama
I’d give two hoots
Cause he’s worth it to me… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (Join me!)

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Should change his name
To McCan’t or McAin’t

And Miss Palin
Should change her name
To bailin’, failin’ or jailin’

Then Joe Biden
Should change his name
To Joe Verifyin’

And Obama
Of course, should be
Obamafofanabananaramabobana
HOOT! HOOT! (Too funny!)

HOOT! HOOT! (Louder!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One more time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And Bush should change his name to Moot!

.

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
Then hackin’ sackin’ whackin’ Bush
And doing it all again!

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
So the world can be a better place
And we can happily HOOT! again!
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you agree!)

HOOT! HOOT! (I knew you would!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Again!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!

.

Old John McCain
Has lots of loot
That he won’t give away

While Miss Palin
Plays the flute
That’s where her mouth should stay

Now Joe Biden’s
No Hillary
But I’ll withhold judgment

Cause Obama’s
The choice for me
For the next President… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you believe!)

HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you want change!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One last time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!
HOOT!