how was your chrismas?

so i waz at my moms house for chrismas and my brother was there
and my aunt karen and her husband wally strodenmire
now i am NOT a old fashon kind of guy my
my favorite movie is easy terminater and blade
i like lisense to wed and snoop dog

so at chrismas dinner
by this guy wally strodenmire loves to swear
i have never heard so much fowl words
1. at a chrismas dinner
2. at construction school
3. at a rated r movie
4. on a job site or bar or dance club
5. in a rap song

it made me so nervus because my mom was there
and she dosent like words like above the d-word
or even that one so i was thinking it
wood be a good chrismas gift to my mom to
ask him to "lay off doos"

so i did and he was like mad and didnt talk
to me after that until we were playing my
cousins nintendo and he would lose a guy and
start rite up again. fif and ding
he was shoutin and my mom herd him
all the way from the garage and she open
the door and ask us to plese keep it down
and i was like dood you are going to far y
do you cuss so much and he was like man thats
the way i all ways talk becasue i work at
a car shop and car body shop and thats
the way it is and i cant just stop and
he said he was so sory

but then rite away he was at it again so
i decided to show him who was boss and
i put his cofee cup right on the edge
of the table so he wood spill it and
be embarsed well folks he tiped it over
sure e-nuf and he just started up with the
swearing again and he is like 60 years old
or 50

so i put a hand
full chrismas spinitch under his
car seat that should smell nice rite
about new year

p.s. i guess what is wally short for?
did you guess walrus. well thats the answer
his nick name was walrus cuz of his gross
big teeth and now every one just calls
him wally his real name is thadeus

Paradise is Not Superficial

here is another one by the fench dood. hes pretty good:"

Paradise is Not Superficial. by EVRARD NOGENT

The Eternal flame of the paradise, you trail me at my end.
I have never truly experienced that.
I am not sad. I give my life a eighty-eight out of one-hundred...
or perhaps a eighty-eight out of eight-hundred...
Eternity eight-hundred fold.

Rambler Blues

Rambler Blues
by Topper

Truckin on the highways
Kickin the tires
I am struttin through the hallways
Friendships and desires

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Leaning to the side
Brakes lock up and I start to slide
Pointing out the window as I spin
Spin out of control
Work the wheel, now we are under
control
control
control

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Just a loner whispering the blues
Friends come and go
In ones and two's
Hat up high sitting just right
There goes my hat just like a kite.

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

COOL REMX 3

"COOL REMX 3" by KEVIN MCENTIRE


what about cool
terminater is cool

my job pop wheels
behind the seams at schools
my job help kids
do good do cool

good grades good grades good grades
fire drill

terminater job eat metal jump far
zoom eyes fast xray thru cars
cool moves cool in a heavy wait match
hero cool terminater bought cabagepatch

that denim suit terminater gave to you
that denim suit look so cool on you

what about cool
terminater is cool

COOL REMIX 2

"COOL REMIX 2" by Kevin McEntire

gary do cool, gary do a cool
gary...splits into a group
garys...do cool in a coop

garys fan out at the garden show
search for some friends that they wanna get to know
take it to a stage do cool improv show
stick to cool moves everybody knows

take it to garage
take, take it to garage

kenny do cool, kenny do a cool
kenny...splits into a group
kennys...do cool in a coop

kennys show up fast on roller skates
they circle around the work house inmates
then propeller thru the crowd slow knock em out cool
some speak spanish and no one translates

back to the top
mop top, map top

nathan do cool, nathan do a cool
nathan ...splits into a group
nathans...do cool in a coop

nathans pro football opposite teams
face off endzone touchdown laser beamz
who has the high score? who did cool?
all the nathans win in the end
thats the rule

COOL REMIX

"COOL REMIX" by Kevin McEntire

what about Brandon?
met him at lunch
what about Brandon?
we wrote a poem in a rush
what about Brandon?
now we on the run from the law
police on our tails
so we hide at the mall

trying to get cool on the run in the mall
get my hide on in a bathroom stall
sleep in there then i do a low crawl
then i do cool moves like im in a dance hall

hall, hall, wa wa wah hall

cool brandon is the name of my friend
cool brandon he did cool again
cool brandon cool cool violin
cool brandon nickname of lynn

lynn, lynn oo ah oo lynn

lynn brandon does not reflect in glass
exists as a fish in a bass bass bass
grows his arm at the speed of grass
he alters your paintings in adults only art class

flip that

I am so hungry. eat eat all the time.
I try to cut back but i'm not doing well.
Everyone in my family weighs over 250 pounds.
I am already at 225
I am trying not to reach the family average.
What should I do? Is there a diet for me?
I want to be able to take off my shirt
and show off a six pack.

that sound cool
that sound cool
that sound cool
six pack is cool
that sound cool
that sound cool
that sound cool
six pack so cool
send off!

COOL

"COOL" by Kevin McEntire

what about trevor?
oh yeah he did cool
what about michael?
oh yeah he did cool
what about thomas?
oh yeah he did cool

cool is the dance move that you gotta do
if you want heads to turn its the way you gotta move
you lay stiff as a log and slide thru the room
then levitate up and spin down like a screw

screw, screw, whatcha gonna to do

hear about william?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about robert?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about todd?
oh yeah he did cool

in the bank lobby start doing cool
in the freezer section start doing cool
in the neighbors driveway start doing cool
by the weight lifters start doing cool

cool, cool, whatcha gonna to do

what about peter?
oh yeah he did cool
what about gabe?
oh yeah he did cool
what about ricky?
oh yeah he did cool

i did cool so much oh yeah i got arthritis
cool moves so much im on the vip list
showin off cool moves at the police station
impress the guards and my case was dismissed

hear about kevin?
oh yeah he did cool
kevin kevin mecntire?
oh yeah he did cool
the moves were cool?
oh yeah he did cool

"Christmas, an Occasion for Rejuvenation"

this one isnt that great, but my friend rote it so i should post it:


"Christmas, an Occasion for Rejuvenation"
By Jay Francol

The Celebration, The Best of Days
Holly, Ivy, Awe Inspiring Evergreens, Gift-Giving
The warm stone fireplace spreads its light

Do I not sit at the feast of Satin Martin?
Sit by your side, sharing your light

Oh, Christmas

Rejuvenation, as a worn Carole first sung in season
The First Noel, Silent Night, Away in a Manger
Fresh to ripened ears

SANTA CLAWS

"SANTA CLAWS" BY KEVN MCENTIRE 2007

what a graceful cat you have,
i wonder what his name is?
why he goes by santa claws
he isnt rich or famous.

santa claws is a good cat.
santa claws keeps out of trouble.
santa claws can float and fly.
santa claws eats very little.

on christmas eve night
santa claus paid us a visit,
said he sled was too full
and needed help pulling on it.

santa claws voulnteered.
santa claus was amazed.
that a cat who could fly
would help on this winter day.

santa claws was attached to the sled in the back .
santa claus drew his whip and lashed at his back.
santa claws worked harder pulled real tough.
santa claus lashed often and drove his pack real rough.

the raindeers fell to earth, they had been worked to hard
sants claws had to do the work all by him self
he dragged that sled all alone for the night
and santa claus yelled "faster. work harder. do it right."

at the end of the time the team had done well,
every toy was delivered and every cookie eaten.
santa claws escaped without much psycholigical damage.
santa claus did his job, santa claws promised revenge on his jolly firend.

"The Gentleman of Christmas"

this is by a guy he isnt my frend but i liek his poetry i think he is is from france


"The Gentleman of Christmas" by EVRARD NOGENT

He is the Santa Clause
and he must defend his throne
against many conniving gangs.
Kris Kringle moves to the North Pole Kingdom
to challenge him.

Kris Kringle has shown his fangs
"Your days of dominance will end Santa.
I want your power over the United States"
Kringle bludgeoned Santa Clause on the head
but his blow was unbalanced and lacked power.

Santa vacillated and debilitated but was not finished
"You shall not take a single thing from me.
Even one gift, one hair in my shop."
Using knowledge of his shop Santa
hid between workbenches and spouted out a trap.

Kris Kringle was down, Santa moved closer closer
and closer, weapon in hand, fire in the soul.
"You have come to my home and offending my trade"
And it was done. Kris Kringle was no more.
Santa was the Gentleman of Christmas.

"The American at Christmas "

"The American at Christmas " by EVRARD NOGENT

Santa he sneaks about outdoors
he walks down my chimney
the fire it does him no injury
he brings correspondence and food
for my family

i ax the pine then make it the most elegant
a first-rate place for pearls and beads
i submit it to my spouse
she contracts the christmas spirit
for my family

the snowman, he emerges from the land
he would draw near to my house
however, i positioned christmas lights on the roof
to ward him off
for my family

so cool

"COOL" by Kevin McEntire

what about trevor?
oh yeah he did cool
what about michael?
oh yeah he did cool
what about thomas?
oh yeah he did cool

cool is the dance move that you gotta do
if you want heads to turn its the way you gotta move
you lay stiff as a log and slide thru the room
then levitate up and spin down like a screw

screw, screw, whatcha gonna to do

hear about william?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about robert?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about todd?
oh yeah he did cool

in the bank lobby start doing cool
in the freezer section start doing cool
in the neighbors driveway start doing cool
by the weight lifters start doing cool

cool, cool, whatcha gonna to do

what about peter?
oh yeah he did cool
what about gabe?
oh yeah he did cool
what about ricky?
oh yeah he did cool

i did cool so much oh yeah i got arthritis
cool moves so much im on the vip list
showin off cool moves at the police station
impress the guards and my case was dismissed

hear about kevin?
oh yeah he did cool
kevin kevin mecntire?
oh yeah he did cool
the moves were cool?
oh yeah he did cool

the golden eye

hi folks i just saw the coolest movie in my
car on my dash dvd
i had a 4 day week end so i went up and got
a couple of dvds i got norbid,
a last action hero + kindergarden cop 2 pack

but the big good one here is a james bond 007 movie
called golden eye it was awsome. j bond is teh best
i have seen some of those movies before and they
were are so boring but this one is the best
he drives a tank thru town and crushes
it was cool seening that in my car cuz i was think
ing i could do that. i think blade was better but i like this 1 to

but i saw that the song at the start of the movie
is a good song it really shows what the movie is
all about so here are the words to the song thanks to
lyric internet search and i put in my comments

i think the song is about a guy to fight

TINA TURNER LYRICS

"Goldeneye"

See reflections on the water >> like you see the attacker comming at you in the river wild
more than darkness in the depths >>he has weapons
see him surface in every shadow >>he comes out of the water like a crock
on the wind I feel his breath >>cuz he sneak attacks you though you saw him in the lake but he is behind you

Goldeneye I found his weakness >>now your in for it noob
Goldeneye he'll do what I please >>like steel me a sweet car
Goldeneye no time for sweetness >>cuz he got to get to work
but a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees>>golden eye

You'll never know how I watched you >>
from the shadows as a child >>cuz you were doing no good and he saw you and he said he would get his revenge right there
you'll never know how it feels to be the one >>
who's left behind >>you shiould have let j bond join your groop
You'll never know the days, the nights,
the tears, the tears I've cried >>emotional
but now my time has come >>
and time, time is not on your side >>cuz i no your week ness

See home move through smoke and mirrors >>cuz you can hide right in front of them
feel his presence in the crowd >>like telapathie
other girls they gather around him >>cuz he does cool
if I had him I wouldn't let him out >>cuz f the danger

Goldeneye not lace or leather >>cuz he is tuff
Golden chains take him to the spot >>like hand cufs cuz your going arrested
goldeneye I'll show him forever >>that means dead folks
it'll take forever to see >>
what I've got >>cuz i am the best
You'll never know how I watched you >>
from the shadows as a child >>you were up to nothing good
you'll never know how it feels to be so close >>
and be denied >>in the smoke and mirrors
It's a gold and honey trap >>that will be a good bate cuz of the money

I've got for you tonight >>
Revenge it's a kiss, this time I won' >>t miss
now I've got you in my sight >> i got you spotted to fight you
With a Goldeneye, golden, goldeneye >>golden eyegolden eye
with a goldeneye, goldeneye. >>golden eye golden eye
>>golden eye






- Tina Turner Lyrics

chrismas wishes

So I told my brother larry mcentire that I was going to get him a cat for chrismas like the one that escaped and he got really mad . he said that he never wanted a cat and I coul nd t get one cuz he would have to ake care of it like the fish that died. So I am pretty upset this chrismas season and all I wanted was a cat so lets have a walk donw memoty rode.......turn the valume way up and enjoy a cool song a a great movie

why woodent you want a cat larry?


\
So my brother

CHRISMAS LIST

well folks i got a lot going on , i am working on some entries to the poetry contest on meetup i met a new french poet name EDWARD he is really good - he said i could post some of his stuff here:

CRISTMAS GIFT

So it is that time of the season again time for chrismas!!

This should be a good one cuz for the first christmas since i
moved to LA i have a car and a job.

so i want to get my brother larry something greet

i know he has a list on www.amazon.com
here it is: HERE ISD

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=1L2OYC80B0REE
when i look at this a lot of stuff comes to mind:
1> hay larry you have a sleep disorder why do you want all this stuff - you arent going to use it anyway like dvds and books

2> you have bad taste a comics i see that you have seom of the civil war series on there - it is terrible you shouldnt collect that

3> i notice you have some sweet wwe jerseys - that is probably what i will get for him.

4> you want a ton of lame stuff, nothing useful like what i want like.

here is my wish list:
1. bed frame mine got ruined
2. a cat
3. a piant job for my truck
4. a sprot bike
5. a harley davison t-shirt
6. poetry and art books
7. harry potter series on movie

but my main chrismas list is fot larry to go with me to a poetry
nite a club or something i would really like him to see what this poetry stuff is all about. in face i'm not going to get you that
wwe jersey - im getting you a book of poems.. wait i will write you a book of poems.

i'll update this blog when i get done.