Tuesday, January 29, 2008

rules 2 live by




---dotn be a wisecracker at 1st people think thats funny but then you lose your job when you say something that crosses the line

---if you fire it up wrap ir up. yeah you can start working onwhat you start but do you ever finish? no. but if you watch tv or a movie you go to the end then why not in real life

---just do it. if you gotta do it then i say to do it.

---no your self if of cant do something then admit that and move on dot org

---when people do a quit, you just keep going. you got to keep going. other people might have quit for a reason but if you keep going you will get that respect and you will get the job done if you

---be spirtital join up to nature and organic so that you can cleanse

---if your want somehting go and get it hay yah i want a new car well i can go buy one from my uncle or i can not call him on his cell phone and never get one the choice is yours
---dont waste time if you can decide between hay ill sleep in or ill get up and watch congress on tv - you should get up cuz it might be your last day and you mite learn somethin

---dant say oh im going to get a job witht the department then juss sit a round watching indian jones - go fill out that application if you dont have a car then take the bus over their and then look sharp because if you look lik e you were sleeping on the bus they might give you the application but make a note under the desk dont hire this lazy workslacker

---get in shape organic food diet go to the gym you cant aford it well then lift some klumber you got in the yard or a tire



---if some oneis old they proabably no what they are talking about unless it is about the internet or blue tooth because they didnt have that stuff when they were kids or in their 40s so it is foren to them but on stuff like where is a good place to work on your car and where is a good place to buy saddle soap and good kinds of soop they are a good sorce of information

---lisen to other people instead of always talking about your sister who is a bank teller or your boss who was in nasa who cares listen to others and get wise jack when you talk you learn nothing when you listen you get smart and get fireds

---dont point the finger at excuses lkie my bus broke down or i overslept juss acept that you were late for work and move on dont blame the bus driver if you are late cuz if you do it 3 times they will fir eyou

---dont get all emotionl like if you win the company bonus then you smile all day or if your boss dies then you get all sad just control you emotions

---try not to be 2 boring like at your moms house when she has a new boy friend over and you are getting introduced and you say like how is the weather oh its raining again like always ROTFL,,,try to be interesting and laugh with the guy like tell a joke or a pun or juss be wacky and shake hands with a really tuff grip and then laff it off like you are crazy but still a fun kid or guy to be around you mom will like it cuz you broke the tension and make better firned with her new love

Monday, January 28, 2008

"real sword fight"

"real sword fight" by kevin mcentire

crowd gathered up
ready to see this show
loud clapping and stomping
pull out your sword lets go

sword moves from my hand
swings thru the air
cuts thru a garbage can
then it flys up hi, so hi thru the air
splits in 2 comes down as a pair
defend your self with home learned blocks
you swing rite and left so you dont get caught
then you see the sword glow and stab from below
becasue it NEVER LEFT MY HAND
you got tricked by a pro

crowd grows biger
it aint over yet
loud clapping and stomping
2 of your buddies want sword combat

my sword grows out to 10 feet plus more
i swing around helacopter every one hits the floor
i point the gold blade strate up in the air
it grows to 20 feet out - enemys bewair
swing it down fast - the blade cuts in the ground
it comes back out behind, it did a full circle around
as the enemies start to run and re-treat
they see my sword in the path
and give me there swords in defeat

crowd cheers for the winner
kevin mcentire
loud clapping and stomping
kevins sword is on fire

Friday, January 25, 2008

Thursday, January 24, 2008

SWORDS


swords




well my good friend dade has bought the coolest thing ever: a sword
he got it at the army store in van nuys.

it is so cool it looks a lot like this




well i decided to get a sword to insted of fix my truck this payday.
i got one looks like this not as cool





i think i will by one a week and get a cool collection
here is what i have my eyes in:

TOP TEN SWORDS FOR 2008














SWORDS 2

i dont no where this is from but it is pretty good

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Transcending history and the world, a tale of soul and swords eternally
told

To love! To shine!

We all need to shine on, to see
how far we’ve come on our journey
How far yet to go, searching for our star

Deep in the night, I pray in my heart
for that special light
to shower me with love
to shower me with power
to shine from above

I got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what I believed in from the
very start
I got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on deep in my heart

To love, to shine (2x)

Come strip down and face it, your all
About time you broke down your wall
Free your mind
A brand new world waits for you, you’ll find

Nobody can just do it for you
It’s time that you knew
It’s up to you to love
it’s up to you to shine
the light true and blue

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from
the very start

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on, deep in your heart

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on what you believed in from
the very start (3x)

You got to get to the Edge of Soul, to carry on, deep in your heart

To love, to shine! (2x)

To love!

"work it out" by kevin mcentire

song
"work it out" by kevin mcentire
D-tune bass chords: F, G, D#, A changes with line, extra D# at intro and after chorus


we are friends to the end
lets head off to the gym
we can work things out
adult arobics class is hard no doubt
we can talk it thru
get in shape, and pump up too
you let by gones be by gones
then hit the locker room

SURE WE ARGUE AND FIGHT
WORK HARD ON A EXERCISE BIKE
YOU WALK AWAY SO MAD
THEN WE JOIN A EXERCISE CLASS
WE CAN WORK IT OUT...OUR FIGHT
AND THEN WE CAN WORK IT OUT...EXERCISE

i thought you were so mean
but it turns out it was me
lets work shoulders on the machene
20 reps, 2 sets or 3?
yeh you feel betrayed
but things will be all rite
got a new flavor of gatoraid
exercise got me feelin rite
we can work it out
then we can work it out

SURE WE ARGUE AND FIGHT
WORK HARD ON A EXERCISE BIKE
YOU WALK AWAY SO MAD
THEN WE JOIN A EXERCISE CLASS
WE CAN WORK IT OUT...OUR FIGHT
AND THEN WE CAN WORK IT OUT...EXERCISE

exercise oh ooo ooo
why do we have to fight?
uh ooo oohhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeee
exercise then fight my my my
we got to work it out, oh yeah!
then we got to work it out, today
we got to work it out, please
then we got to work it out

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

cool heros

this is from the NEWS sent to me by my aunt bonnie these are cool stories about a rags to ritches smart dog ;LOL i want a dog like that. remember a long time aho i tried to get a cat named JOHN KERRY well maybee it was that cat because he escaped... that mite be why he ran off to save those people



By Associated Press
RICHARD PYLE
Updated: 11/3/2007

NEW YORK

When Debbie Parkhurst choked on a piece of apple at her Maryland home, her dog jumped in, landing hard on her chest and forcing the morsel to pop out of her throat. When the Keesling family of Indiana was about to be overcome by carbon monoxide, their cat clawed at wife Cathy's hair until she woke up and called for help.


For their nick-of-time acts, Toby, a 2½-year-old golden retriever, and Winnie, a gray-eyed American shorthair, were named Dog and Cat of the Year by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.


Neither Parkhurst nor Keesling could explain their pets' timely heroics, though Parkhurst suggested her pooch's Heimlich maneuver might have been guided by divine intervention.


''That's what our veterinarian said,'' she said. ''He wasn't making a joke; he's very spiritual, and now I have to agree with him.''


Both pets were themselves rescued in infancy _ Toby as a 4-week-old puppy tossed into a garbage bin to die, and Winnie as a week-old orphan hiding under a barn, so helpless that Keesling's husband, Eric, had to feed her milk with an eyedropper.


As the Keeslings recalled it, a gas-driven pump being used to remove flood waters from their basement in New Castle, Ind., last March malfunctioned, spreading carbon monoxide through the house. By the time Winnie moved into rescue mode, the couple's 14-year-old son, Michael, was already unconscious.


''Winnie jumped on the bed and was clawing at me, with a kind of angry meow,'' Cathy Keesling said. ''When I woke up I felt like a T-bar had hit me across the head.''


State police and sheriff's officers responding to her 911 call said the family was only minutes from death, judging by the amount of poisonous gas in the house.


Debbie Parkhurst's husband, Kevin, was at his job at a Wilmington, Del., chemical firm when she took a midday break from making jewelry and bit into an apple.


''Normally I peel them, but I read in Good Housekeeping magazine that the skin has all the nutrients, so I ate the skin, and that's what caused me to choke,'' she recalled.


''I couldn't breathe and I was in panic when Toby jumped on me. He never does that, but he did, and saved my life.''


Both Toby and Winnie accompanied their owners to the awards luncheon at Manhattan's posh Rainbow Room atop Rockefeller Center.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

"a real fight" by kevin mcentire edited by dade merchant



"a real fight" by kevin mcentire edited by dade merchant

a real fight
fightn with gary the jerk
nose to the floor
gotta punch on the guy
dont want to get hurt

keep your guard up
use a phone book as a tool
roundhouse kick
upper cut from your feet
then kick like a mule

that does the trick
now gary got buffed
new strategy
gotta be confident
grab that bat get the upper hand
jump on up and grab the ceiling fan


win that respect
respect of the ladies
respect at the bar
respect from the guy who runs the karate class
join that karate club, get the black belt

Sunday, January 13, 2008

AWARD WINNING POEM

[b]NTERNATIONAL POETRY COMPETITION WINNER!
GOOD NEWS EVERY ONE. I WON A MAJOR INTERNATIONAL POETRY COMPETITION!

I WON THE "MISA DE GALLO" POETRY COMPETITION IN THE PHILLIPPINES - "2007 INTERNATIONAL POEM OF THE ROOSTER'S MASS" WHAT EVER THAT MEANS

TO ME IT MEANS I WON $250 DOLLARS FOR A POEM - PPPAAAYYY DDDAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

HERE IS THE AWARD WINNING POEM:[/b]

"CHRISMAS SEASON" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2007
[color=red][b][i][u]**2007 INTERNATIONAL POEM OF THE ROOSTER'S MASS WINNER - MINILA PHIILIPPINES***[/u][/i][/b][/color]

[b]
santa c.
get stupid at your party
santa c.
get nice
santa c.
turn out the dance floor
santa c.
check on a lady lookin rite

he dont got a drug problem
he just act that way

santa c.
with a tear in his eye
feelin really down
cuz he never got to know his family
puttin in work 24/7
and every chrismas he got to hit the streets

doin deals noddy or nice?


so i turn and say
thats the way it go
we all got to stack this paper up
at least we friends and we at this party
now lets swarm on the dj booth
play some old skool that people want to hear
santa c.
turn this party out

santa c.
get stupid at your party
santa c.
get nice
santa c.
turn out the dance floor
santa c.
check on a lady lookin rite

he dont got a drug problem
he just act that way[/b]

AWARD WINNING POEM

[b]NTERNATIONAL POETRY COMPETITION WINNER!
GOOD NEWS EVERY ONE. I WON A MAJOR INTERNATIONAL POETRY COMPETITION!

I WON THE "MISA DE GALLO" POETRY COMPETITION IN THE PHILLIPPINES - "2007 INTERNATIONAL POEM OF THE ROOSTER'S MASS" WHAT EVER THAT MEANS

TO ME IT MEANS I WON $250 DOLLARS FOR A POEM - PPPAAAYYY DDDAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

HERE IS THE AWARD WINNING POEM:[/b]

"CHRISMAS SEASON" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE 2007
[color=crimson][b][i][u]**2007 INTERNATIONAL POEM OF THE ROOSTER'S MASS WINNER - MINILA PHIILIPPINES***[/u][/i][/b][/color]

[b]
santa c.
get stupid at your party
santa c.
get nice
santa c.
turn out the dance floor
santa c.
check on a lady lookin rite

he dont got a drug problem
he just act that way

santa c.
with a tear in his eye
feelin really down
cuz he never got to know his family
puttin in work 24/7
and every chrismas he got to hit the streets

doin deals noddy or nice?


so i turn and say
thats the way it go
we all got to stack this paper up
at least we friends and we at this party
now lets swarm on the dj booth
play some old skool that people want to hear
santa c.
turn this party out

santa c.
get stupid at your party
santa c.
get nice
santa c.
turn out the dance floor
santa c.
check on a lady lookin rite

he dont got a drug problem
he just act that way[/b]

Monday, January 7, 2008

FENDER BENDER

WELL MY NEW TRUCK IS DENTED UP thanks to me crashing into a dumptruck out on
figueora (Wee, i had to look that spell up) it wasnt that fast but it
really raked up my ride.

so any way the truck was stopped on the side of the road and it was parked
and i was watching a dvd in my car and smack i side scraped the truck and it
nocked up my truck. the dvd was not blade, goo dguess - yea tom hanks
cast away. im suprised that i didnt crash from being board - but i was juss not lookin.

now let me tell you my truck is really messed up but i can still drive onit
passenger side damage list
broken: winshield
broken out: passneger window
broken out: passneger back window
bent: bar that goes from the hood to the roof by the winshield
bent: bar that goes to roof behind door
bent: bar that goes to roof on back corner
bent and dented up like a tent: roof
stuck closed and twisted up: passenger door
missing: side mirror

the big hit was on the door top the winshield broke
from the roof getting twisted
i was nt hrut but i dont have insurence

so after wrek i stopped and got out and the dump truck
was still looking new i couldnt even tell where i hit it

now i taped trash bags over the broken windows
this willprobably cost more then when i
scratched up larry sportbike when i hid it
next to the house

i kept the truck in good condition for almost 2 months

Friday, January 4, 2008

Tandem Float

"Tandem Float" by Topper
Prog: F,G,F,A,C
Drop D (as all my songs)


Movin to the country
For some good time rock n roll
Favorite jams and sweet talkin, body rockin
Dodging different objects, everyone is in step!

Pop n Jam
sweet sweet sweet, uncle sam
Pop n Jam
Freedom like we like it

Hostin the party
Waving to my friends
This block party never ends
No tux's, only blue jeans and high tops
Honkin and screeching really loud, cause im friends with the cops

Pop n Jam
sweet sweet sweet, uncle sam
Pop n Jam
Freedom like we like it

Sweatin in the sun, live the summer-time heat
Take some time out, lets clean the street
Everyone hold on!
Here we go!

(rap style)
woot toot! Blue tooth and moon roofs
Party Party, hatch back
Sprinting like a wild dog pack
Speakers blaring hot rock
Couples dancin non stop
Two dudes learn to pop n lock
Camp fires, Ladies with new jewels
My shiny silver shoes, I'm swinging them at fools
I just saw Joseph jump over the pool

Slow it down baby,



Pop n Jam
sweet sweet sweet, uncle sam
Pop n Jam
Freedom like we like it

City Fame

"City Fame" By Topper
Chord progression: A G C F A"dem"
Drop D tuning


Late night city, brings it all home
Shuffle through the clouds, I need a phone
Shirt is new, pants are pressed
Crowds gather and prepare to be impressed.
I knew this, and I knew that
Crowd's clappin really fast, as I tip my hat

Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams
Hats on fire, lime light wire
Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams

Take a dive, swimming pool summer
Wheelies and hotrods, tearin up the strip
Hands on ma hip, rooftop flip
Meet a friend, shake a hand, bow and salute
Slick bottomed shoes make it easy to scoot

Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams
Hats on fire, lime light wire
Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams

Poppin fresh style, gather around
Lets get it goin, jelly by the pound
Jet set and ready to lunge
Soakin up the spill with a soul sponge

Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams
Hats on fire, lime light wire
Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams

Kyle takes a step, ridin to that place
Bonnie told a tale
Oversized hats!

(improv solo) 2-3 runs

Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams
Hats on fire, lime light wire
Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams

Time out, ye time out
Nah, here we go

Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams
Hats on fire, lime light wire
Humble Dreams, Oh ye huhumble dreams

Thursday, January 3, 2008

the best of 2007:

the best of 2007:
tv show: teh sopranos. only cuz my brother blue a fuze when he saw the grand finale
movie: blade
song: golden eye by tina turner
book: poems by charles kingsley
job: my job at caltrans that i have had "for a long time" working on the safety field
friend: dade merchant who got me blade movie on discount at wyoming
celebrity man: drew carry
celebrity woman: kim basenger
best chrismas gift i gaeve: a poem i write called "brothers" to my brother larry i also gave this as my secret santa gift to someone at work. we were suposed to spend 20 dollars but i work on this poem for about 30 minites and i think that is worth 20 dollars. i hope she likes it. i would post it up here but i want it to be secret for a while os the people who got it can appreciate it.

20007 chrismas gift rankings:
#1la dodgers shirt from my brother
#2la dodgers basebakk cap from my brother
#3giftcart at macdonalds from my mom
#4raindear coffee cup mug from my secret santa at work
#5a colone set topper
#6a tie from my aunt karen
#7chismas card from my meet up frend jay
#8little house on the prarie snow globe from dade <---worst
i also got myself a gift: 5 gallon popcorn tin for watching movies in my truck

i also piked up some dvds at atp some dvdsore, i dont know when ill be able to watch them cuz i work 24 hours a week.
signed, kevin

so i went over to my moms house for a happy new years party and i have a problem to report on this blog.

so i went over to my moms house for a happy new years party, it was nice of her to invite me. so it wuz my mom, her sister karen, me and my friend dade. now my family is no big drinkers - but leave it to dade to bring a big bottle of goldslawger it is a booze with chunks of gold floating in each drink.

so i had some and so did everyone. dade left at about 10 oclock pm because he was going on the town and i fell asleep. well folks i woke up at about 11 oclock pm and had a really bad headake - boy i mean maxamum stringth. so i asked my mom for a asprin and bing fife, it was on. she brought me a asprin that honestly waz the size of a nickle and as thick as a dentene. it was huge like a stack of 3 nickles. so i was like i cant eat that and i think that my headake is to bad so i better eat it. then i eat it and it tastes so groos and it is so big that i barf up the goldslawger and the shake and bake pork chops and corn-peas mix that we had for dinner. oh man
so i try it again to eat the giant asprin and it was still to much my belly just popped in and out and made a loud pounding sound. like goog, goog, goog. and my mom said i need to drink milk to cool my belly down and i did .

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