how was your chrismas?

so i waz at my moms house for chrismas and my brother was there
and my aunt karen and her husband wally strodenmire
now i am NOT a old fashon kind of guy my
my favorite movie is easy terminater and blade
i like lisense to wed and snoop dog

so at chrismas dinner
by this guy wally strodenmire loves to swear
i have never heard so much fowl words
1. at a chrismas dinner
2. at construction school
3. at a rated r movie
4. on a job site or bar or dance club
5. in a rap song

it made me so nervus because my mom was there
and she dosent like words like above the d-word
or even that one so i was thinking it
wood be a good chrismas gift to my mom to
ask him to "lay off doos"

so i did and he was like mad and didnt talk
to me after that until we were playing my
cousins nintendo and he would lose a guy and
start rite up again. fif and ding
he was shoutin and my mom herd him
all the way from the garage and she open
the door and ask us to plese keep it down
and i was like dood you are going to far y
do you cuss so much and he was like man thats
the way i all ways talk becasue i work at
a car shop and car body shop and thats
the way it is and i cant just stop and
he said he was so sory

but then rite away he was at it again so
i decided to show him who was boss and
i put his cofee cup right on the edge
of the table so he wood spill it and
be embarsed well folks he tiped it over
sure e-nuf and he just started up with the
swearing again and he is like 60 years old
or 50

so i put a hand
full chrismas spinitch under his
car seat that should smell nice rite
about new year

p.s. i guess what is wally short for?
did you guess walrus. well thats the answer
his nick name was walrus cuz of his gross
big teeth and now every one just calls
him wally his real name is thadeus

Paradise is Not Superficial

here is another one by the fench dood. hes pretty good:"

Paradise is Not Superficial. by EVRARD NOGENT

The Eternal flame of the paradise, you trail me at my end.
I have never truly experienced that.
I am not sad. I give my life a eighty-eight out of one-hundred...
or perhaps a eighty-eight out of eight-hundred...
Eternity eight-hundred fold.

Rambler Blues

Rambler Blues
by Topper

Truckin on the highways
Kickin the tires
I am struttin through the hallways
Friendships and desires

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Leaning to the side
Brakes lock up and I start to slide
Pointing out the window as I spin
Spin out of control
Work the wheel, now we are under
control
control
control

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

Just a loner whispering the blues
Friends come and go
In ones and two's
Hat up high sitting just right
There goes my hat just like a kite.

Rambler Rambler, Im the rambler man
Blues and bars, call me Hickory Jack
Sitting at the truck stop
Think Ill order the short stack
Put the syrup on top

COOL REMX 3

"COOL REMX 3" by KEVIN MCENTIRE


what about cool
terminater is cool

my job pop wheels
behind the seams at schools
my job help kids
do good do cool

good grades good grades good grades
fire drill

terminater job eat metal jump far
zoom eyes fast xray thru cars
cool moves cool in a heavy wait match
hero cool terminater bought cabagepatch

that denim suit terminater gave to you
that denim suit look so cool on you

what about cool
terminater is cool

COOL REMIX 2

"COOL REMIX 2" by Kevin McEntire

gary do cool, gary do a cool
gary...splits into a group
garys...do cool in a coop

garys fan out at the garden show
search for some friends that they wanna get to know
take it to a stage do cool improv show
stick to cool moves everybody knows

take it to garage
take, take it to garage

kenny do cool, kenny do a cool
kenny...splits into a group
kennys...do cool in a coop

kennys show up fast on roller skates
they circle around the work house inmates
then propeller thru the crowd slow knock em out cool
some speak spanish and no one translates

back to the top
mop top, map top

nathan do cool, nathan do a cool
nathan ...splits into a group
nathans...do cool in a coop

nathans pro football opposite teams
face off endzone touchdown laser beamz
who has the high score? who did cool?
all the nathans win in the end
thats the rule

COOL REMIX

"COOL REMIX" by Kevin McEntire

what about Brandon?
met him at lunch
what about Brandon?
we wrote a poem in a rush
what about Brandon?
now we on the run from the law
police on our tails
so we hide at the mall

trying to get cool on the run in the mall
get my hide on in a bathroom stall
sleep in there then i do a low crawl
then i do cool moves like im in a dance hall

hall, hall, wa wa wah hall

cool brandon is the name of my friend
cool brandon he did cool again
cool brandon cool cool violin
cool brandon nickname of lynn

lynn, lynn oo ah oo lynn

lynn brandon does not reflect in glass
exists as a fish in a bass bass bass
grows his arm at the speed of grass
he alters your paintings in adults only art class

flip that

I am so hungry. eat eat all the time.
I try to cut back but i'm not doing well.
Everyone in my family weighs over 250 pounds.
I am already at 225
I am trying not to reach the family average.
What should I do? Is there a diet for me?
I want to be able to take off my shirt
and show off a six pack.

that sound cool
that sound cool
that sound cool
six pack is cool
that sound cool
that sound cool
that sound cool
six pack so cool
send off!

COOL

"COOL" by Kevin McEntire

what about trevor?
oh yeah he did cool
what about michael?
oh yeah he did cool
what about thomas?
oh yeah he did cool

cool is the dance move that you gotta do
if you want heads to turn its the way you gotta move
you lay stiff as a log and slide thru the room
then levitate up and spin down like a screw

screw, screw, whatcha gonna to do

hear about william?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about robert?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about todd?
oh yeah he did cool

in the bank lobby start doing cool
in the freezer section start doing cool
in the neighbors driveway start doing cool
by the weight lifters start doing cool

cool, cool, whatcha gonna to do

what about peter?
oh yeah he did cool
what about gabe?
oh yeah he did cool
what about ricky?
oh yeah he did cool

i did cool so much oh yeah i got arthritis
cool moves so much im on the vip list
showin off cool moves at the police station
impress the guards and my case was dismissed

hear about kevin?
oh yeah he did cool
kevin kevin mecntire?
oh yeah he did cool
the moves were cool?
oh yeah he did cool

"Christmas, an Occasion for Rejuvenation"

this one isnt that great, but my friend rote it so i should post it:


"Christmas, an Occasion for Rejuvenation"
By Jay Francol

The Celebration, The Best of Days
Holly, Ivy, Awe Inspiring Evergreens, Gift-Giving
The warm stone fireplace spreads its light

Do I not sit at the feast of Satin Martin?
Sit by your side, sharing your light

Oh, Christmas

Rejuvenation, as a worn Carole first sung in season
The First Noel, Silent Night, Away in a Manger
Fresh to ripened ears

SANTA CLAWS

"SANTA CLAWS" BY KEVN MCENTIRE 2007

what a graceful cat you have,
i wonder what his name is?
why he goes by santa claws
he isnt rich or famous.

santa claws is a good cat.
santa claws keeps out of trouble.
santa claws can float and fly.
santa claws eats very little.

on christmas eve night
santa claus paid us a visit,
said he sled was too full
and needed help pulling on it.

santa claws voulnteered.
santa claus was amazed.
that a cat who could fly
would help on this winter day.

santa claws was attached to the sled in the back .
santa claus drew his whip and lashed at his back.
santa claws worked harder pulled real tough.
santa claus lashed often and drove his pack real rough.

the raindeers fell to earth, they had been worked to hard
sants claws had to do the work all by him self
he dragged that sled all alone for the night
and santa claus yelled "faster. work harder. do it right."

at the end of the time the team had done well,
every toy was delivered and every cookie eaten.
santa claws escaped without much psycholigical damage.
santa claus did his job, santa claws promised revenge on his jolly firend.

"The Gentleman of Christmas"

this is by a guy he isnt my frend but i liek his poetry i think he is is from france


"The Gentleman of Christmas" by EVRARD NOGENT

He is the Santa Clause
and he must defend his throne
against many conniving gangs.
Kris Kringle moves to the North Pole Kingdom
to challenge him.

Kris Kringle has shown his fangs
"Your days of dominance will end Santa.
I want your power over the United States"
Kringle bludgeoned Santa Clause on the head
but his blow was unbalanced and lacked power.

Santa vacillated and debilitated but was not finished
"You shall not take a single thing from me.
Even one gift, one hair in my shop."
Using knowledge of his shop Santa
hid between workbenches and spouted out a trap.

Kris Kringle was down, Santa moved closer closer
and closer, weapon in hand, fire in the soul.
"You have come to my home and offending my trade"
And it was done. Kris Kringle was no more.
Santa was the Gentleman of Christmas.

"The American at Christmas "

"The American at Christmas " by EVRARD NOGENT

Santa he sneaks about outdoors
he walks down my chimney
the fire it does him no injury
he brings correspondence and food
for my family

i ax the pine then make it the most elegant
a first-rate place for pearls and beads
i submit it to my spouse
she contracts the christmas spirit
for my family

the snowman, he emerges from the land
he would draw near to my house
however, i positioned christmas lights on the roof
to ward him off
for my family

so cool

"COOL" by Kevin McEntire

what about trevor?
oh yeah he did cool
what about michael?
oh yeah he did cool
what about thomas?
oh yeah he did cool

cool is the dance move that you gotta do
if you want heads to turn its the way you gotta move
you lay stiff as a log and slide thru the room
then levitate up and spin down like a screw

screw, screw, whatcha gonna to do

hear about william?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about robert?
oh yeah he did cool
hear about todd?
oh yeah he did cool

in the bank lobby start doing cool
in the freezer section start doing cool
in the neighbors driveway start doing cool
by the weight lifters start doing cool

cool, cool, whatcha gonna to do

what about peter?
oh yeah he did cool
what about gabe?
oh yeah he did cool
what about ricky?
oh yeah he did cool

i did cool so much oh yeah i got arthritis
cool moves so much im on the vip list
showin off cool moves at the police station
impress the guards and my case was dismissed

hear about kevin?
oh yeah he did cool
kevin kevin mecntire?
oh yeah he did cool
the moves were cool?
oh yeah he did cool

the golden eye

hi folks i just saw the coolest movie in my
car on my dash dvd
i had a 4 day week end so i went up and got
a couple of dvds i got norbid,
a last action hero + kindergarden cop 2 pack

but the big good one here is a james bond 007 movie
called golden eye it was awsome. j bond is teh best
i have seen some of those movies before and they
were are so boring but this one is the best
he drives a tank thru town and crushes
it was cool seening that in my car cuz i was think
ing i could do that. i think blade was better but i like this 1 to

but i saw that the song at the start of the movie
is a good song it really shows what the movie is
all about so here are the words to the song thanks to
lyric internet search and i put in my comments

i think the song is about a guy to fight

TINA TURNER LYRICS

"Goldeneye"

See reflections on the water >> like you see the attacker comming at you in the river wild
more than darkness in the depths >>he has weapons
see him surface in every shadow >>he comes out of the water like a crock
on the wind I feel his breath >>cuz he sneak attacks you though you saw him in the lake but he is behind you

Goldeneye I found his weakness >>now your in for it noob
Goldeneye he'll do what I please >>like steel me a sweet car
Goldeneye no time for sweetness >>cuz he got to get to work
but a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees>>golden eye

You'll never know how I watched you >>
from the shadows as a child >>cuz you were doing no good and he saw you and he said he would get his revenge right there
you'll never know how it feels to be the one >>
who's left behind >>you shiould have let j bond join your groop
You'll never know the days, the nights,
the tears, the tears I've cried >>emotional
but now my time has come >>
and time, time is not on your side >>cuz i no your week ness

See home move through smoke and mirrors >>cuz you can hide right in front of them
feel his presence in the crowd >>like telapathie
other girls they gather around him >>cuz he does cool
if I had him I wouldn't let him out >>cuz f the danger

Goldeneye not lace or leather >>cuz he is tuff
Golden chains take him to the spot >>like hand cufs cuz your going arrested
goldeneye I'll show him forever >>that means dead folks
it'll take forever to see >>
what I've got >>cuz i am the best
You'll never know how I watched you >>
from the shadows as a child >>you were up to nothing good
you'll never know how it feels to be so close >>
and be denied >>in the smoke and mirrors
It's a gold and honey trap >>that will be a good bate cuz of the money

I've got for you tonight >>
Revenge it's a kiss, this time I won' >>t miss
now I've got you in my sight >> i got you spotted to fight you
With a Goldeneye, golden, goldeneye >>golden eyegolden eye
with a goldeneye, goldeneye. >>golden eye golden eye
>>golden eye






- Tina Turner Lyrics

chrismas wishes

So I told my brother larry mcentire that I was going to get him a cat for chrismas like the one that escaped and he got really mad . he said that he never wanted a cat and I coul nd t get one cuz he would have to ake care of it like the fish that died. So I am pretty upset this chrismas season and all I wanted was a cat so lets have a walk donw memoty rode.......turn the valume way up and enjoy a cool song a a great movie

why woodent you want a cat larry?


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So my brother

CHRISMAS LIST

well folks i got a lot going on , i am working on some entries to the poetry contest on meetup i met a new french poet name EDWARD he is really good - he said i could post some of his stuff here:

CRISTMAS GIFT

So it is that time of the season again time for chrismas!!

This should be a good one cuz for the first christmas since i
moved to LA i have a car and a job.

so i want to get my brother larry something greet

i know he has a list on www.amazon.com
here it is: HERE ISD

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=1L2OYC80B0REE
when i look at this a lot of stuff comes to mind:
1> hay larry you have a sleep disorder why do you want all this stuff - you arent going to use it anyway like dvds and books

2> you have bad taste a comics i see that you have seom of the civil war series on there - it is terrible you shouldnt collect that

3> i notice you have some sweet wwe jerseys - that is probably what i will get for him.

4> you want a ton of lame stuff, nothing useful like what i want like.

here is my wish list:
1. bed frame mine got ruined
2. a cat
3. a piant job for my truck
4. a sprot bike
5. a harley davison t-shirt
6. poetry and art books
7. harry potter series on movie

but my main chrismas list is fot larry to go with me to a poetry
nite a club or something i would really like him to see what this poetry stuff is all about. in face i'm not going to get you that
wwe jersey - im getting you a book of poems.. wait i will write you a book of poems.

i'll update this blog when i get done.

POEM CONTEST ENTRY

"POEM WITHIN A POEM" by Kevin Mcentire

"Best foot forward" by Kevin Mcentire

My fateher gonna visit, i am a lot like him
we share many traits like joy and temper
we are addicted speed (not the narcotics)
so we watch the racing cars go

when he visits i want my place to look real now
what should i do???........Design Remix!
how will you do it? I'll show you how!

*** "Design Remix" by Kevin Mcentire
*** Look at this carpet it looks so soiled
*** and the color is so outdated
*** I gotta call in professionals
*** to get this place created

*** paint the walls red and blue
*** recover that sofa and chair
*** this old lamp will ad some spice
*** and this plasma tv will ad some flair

*** yellow pillow pops and looks real great
*** the designer? yeah he did cool
*** a brand new carpet and end table
*** will make this placea jewel
I gotta put my best foot forward
pull this one off
so my dad won't be disgraced
that design remix really filled the bill
redesign that space!

cool news

good news

sunday was great day for me. at the family reunion i was talk to my uncle and he say if i have a car cuz he has one he needs to get rid of. well he gave me a car it is a suzuki sidekick. it has some pretty lame grafix on the side but it is so cool to get a free car. so i got it home yesterday morning right after i got paid so i went over to best buy and hooked that car up. i got the best stereo i have ever seen.

first of all it is a cd player and its got a tv with a dvd player. thats right i can watch a dvd in the car. my brother just got a dvd player last summer and now i got one.



you push a button and the screen comes out and fips up it is the coolest. not only that i hooked up on the big speekers. BIG and a amp. it is so loud that i pulled in the driveway and i woke my brother up when he was sleeping in the house and he even has a sleep dis order. he said i am too old for this stuff but then while he was telling me i should spend my money on a rent i turned up the radio and i couldnt even here him. so then i sat out there and watched BLADE on that stereo it was co loud and cool. you will have to check it out. i show it to Dade during thanksgiving - he will freak out.

MORE REBEL

Well a lot happened over the week end folks:

well, we had a family reunion out in long beach and wow it was to much fun a lot of people showed up witch brings me. there were a lot of little kids their of all ages new baby to teenage menace. well this witch brings me to my point...i have a cousin thet is about 12 years old, he is a cool hid, cool hair cut fashion clothes. his name is timothy. i havent seen him for like 5 years and i was glad to catch up with him so i decided to give him a gift since he lives in oklahoma and i never get to hang out with him. so i gave him a fiver and he seemed pretty happy even though his step dad says he has a job on some kind of farm and he makes more then me working for the government.

well, folks he took the money and i barely saw him after that. he probably thought i was lame since i am so old.

well i found out who he did hang out with and who he did think was so cool ---a 8 month old baby named Ethan. why was this baby so great? because he was a trouble maker...the mom wants him to be quiet and then he screams. he pulls stuff off the table. he pushes his toy into old aunt rhonda. ha ha ha rebel. so my 12 year old cousin thinks this kid is such a rebel. let me tell you something that is just a baby. he isnt being a rebel or trying to make you laugh - he is just being normAL.

I DO WAY MORE REBEL STUFF AGAINST THE SYSTEM THEN ETHAN THE BABY.

-who scratched his brothers new sport bike and caused 15hundred dollars worth of damage? me
-who told the english teacher to hit the road in highschool? me
-who got kick out of the politacal meet up for posting the facts on global worming? me

hay timothy you think its a rebel when a baby yells after his mom says be quiet? well i melted my moms window frame and now it leaks

i dont back away from a fight

so who is the real rebel timothy me...i know when i am going against the system - or that baby that dosnrt event talk

DADE MERCHANT IS RIGHT

because i lost a bet on sine language i had to post this on my blog because i lost a bet about deaf bet
happy now dade?

Now. someone asked me about my last poem
"machine in seven parts" they want to know what it means. what my thought process ewas so here we go with notes:

"machine in seven parts"

1. machine the main plot of the poem i was thinking vacume cleaner

2. warfair war like world wars and iraq

3. the path it is a difficult to travel a path

4. hope inspiration and joy people helping people

5. ducks innocent animals cought up in the system

6. toil it is difficult to work

7. rest sunday - take it easy!

the best things

the best things that could happen to me
1> publisher clearing house 100 million dollar winer
2> win the californuia state lottery
3> find a suitcase with a ton of cash in it
4> get married
5> my brother larry mcentire to get cured of his sleeping disorder
6> a family member dies and leaves me a manchen in the hollywood hills beverly hillbillies style
7> get to meet drew carey and win a car and the showcase showdown on the price is rite
8> win a ringtone contest where i get to party with a rockstar in vegas for one nite
9> win a chance to be on elimidate or the real world --- - - - it mite help my dating life and to met girls plus then i would read the girls some of my poems and they would love it and i would get my stuf f out there on TV.. not like that BBC deadend
10> win a lifetime suppluy of something i use a lot of like ointment. or payday candy bars.
11> win a all expenses paid trip to somewhere cool like japan or korea
12> win a drawing for a tv or a sailboat. i would really like my own tv right now i live with my brother and he always wants to watch nfl weekend or wwe entertainment wrestling or basketball i hate that i want to watch csi and king of the hill
13> get a job close to home so i dont have ride the bus
14> lose about 30 pounds
15> get my own place and stop sharing this duplex with my bro
16> have someone with a cool car give it to me and say well i dont drive it and as long as you take care of it
17> get my poetry published in a book and sold at waldenbooks. actually this would be number one.

i have wrote a lot of good stuff lately its like short intese poems that are heavy weight and your mind just becomes the poem for a second here is one i just finished:

"machine in seven parts by kevin mcentire"

1. machine

2. warfair

3. the path

4. hope

5. ducks

6. toil

7. rest

strike 2

SO I WORKED SECOND SHIFT YESTERDAY AND I GOT I NTROUBLE

guess what guys i almost got fired from my job at the safety school again.
this is not a surpirse cuz i get fired from most jobs after 3 to 5 months.

not cuz im a workslacker but cuz things happen out of control

lets begin

i was out on the platform with an active field (that means
people were out there working and listening for my instructions
over a blow horn) well i see someone tampering with bill dochenys
car in the lot. he is the HR assistant manager

yep. it was a car jacker messin with the door handles and
digin at the locks. well i dont want any robbery where i work so i start to
try to get bills attention by yellin at him through the
blow horn becaue i cant leave the platform wile i am on duty
you get fired for that instantly.

i cant see his office or anything but i know you can here the
blowhorns in their so i start yelling "hay bill"

thats all! becasue i didnt want the carjacker to know i was "on to him"

nothing happened so i put the valume up to MAX.

"hay bill"
"hay bill"
"hay bill"
"hay bill"
"hay bill"
alot of times and nothing. then i could see people
looking out of the windows at me pulling blinds apart to see what
the heck i wanted. so i started saying "get bill" but no body moved
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
"get bill"
he didnt come out. so i started to
call the lady who works supply "hay dana" nothing

"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana"
"hay dana" finally she sticks her head out 'what'

"hay dana come over hear" "why"
"come on" so she finally comes over and i tell her check out
bills car that it is a jacker workin on it. and she says i dont think so
than she says that people inside thought i was crazy yelling
"hay bill" so much and it was way too loud.

then she says she'll tell him about his car

so i watched quietly it didnt take long and the jacker finally
got in the car. i got nervous and told some other people out
there but they said they didnt think it was a jacker.
but i no it was.

so i set the blow horn to make police car sounds
and blow it loud right at him. he didnt even move.
so it was finally break time and i jumped off the platform and
walked slowly toward the jacker with the siren running so
he would think the it was a police prowler on the way.

it was so loud it was hurting my eears. once i made it to the chain link
fence i stood there with the siren on aiming it at him
i was yellin a lot at him call the police and get out of the car
i was about 10 feet from him but i dont think anyone heard me
cuz of all the noise from the blowhorn

but guess what the guy didnt move. after a minute he just calmly got
out of the car and walked off

so i ran in the building and guess who was comming out? my boss
he was super mad and he and he says what is my problem and i told him
on the jacker and he says that was a locksmith
and bill locked his keys in their
and my boss was in a confrence call with his boss and sacremento
when i was doing the yelling and the siren and he heard it all
he said the hwole building was up in arms over the noise
he said how do i explain my self and i said i was just tryin to help
and he got real mad and said one of the other people
i am on the platform with told on me for
being disruptive and not reading my instructions thru the blow horn

he was mad and told me to focus when i
am on the platform beacuse im on my last thread

Good example of great lyrics

i havent heard this one for a while but it cam on the radio and its a good one


- Sheryl Crow Lyrics

LARRY MCENTIRE HAS A SLEEP DIS ORDER

remember how my borther had some kind of ultra disesase? well the doctor said it was definetely rabies but that was fixed by shots and medicine a long time ago. so we thought he had some long term side effects cuz he is always sleepy and sick but guess what folks the doctor says he is over the rabies and his problem now is a sleep dis order.

i dont remember the name is but here is what he is going thru::
1. always sleepy
2. barfing sometimes
3. sometimes he is fine
4. sleeps for days sometimes
5. cant drive sometimes
6. sometimes angry or sad
7. eyes hurt sometimes
8. dosent want to eat or go out to the town
9. headakes sometimes

they cant fix this one folks...because it is a problem with his mind. he is seeing if he can get dis ability or if he can keep driving van.

oh yah. i didnt roast my aunt bonnie because my aunt karen said it would not be a fun idea and said not to do it my mom said she didnt want me doing a rootine like that on her sister. too bad it would have been a slam. oh and rachel one of my friends from meet up wouldnt even let me post it because she said "it was not funny" and it was "about my aunt" what ever rachel...we are still friends though

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT JARK

HEY COLON

Dedicated to my new firend COLON READIE YOU GOT SERVED

MY AUNT BONNIE AND HER HUSBAND

my aunt and her husband came out to visit us here in california from oklohoma. needless to say they "didnt like the traffic" or the "people" they have no styles. anyone i love them and my brother larry was sure happy to see them because he live with them for a long time when he was a troubleed teen. well folks it is my aunts birthday and i want to ROAST her i think they dont have much "time left" so i wrote some good roast jokes . but i have never done this so i dont know if they ar too mean a little mean. tell me what you think i'll check on the commenets later

1. they would make a nice married team if it werent for my aunt bonnie
2. i dont like them because of the "bad smells" and "gross habits"
3. she catn keep a job because she steels
4. she would watch football but she cant afford a tv
5. what happened to her dog? it ran away because it didnt like her
6. she dosnet have any money
7. she went to the beautie salon but they turned her away becasue they dont want a bad reputation

UPDATE TO MY FRIEND SILVERVISION!

I SUBMITTED "Olympique de Marseille' TO THE BBC!

Olympique de Marseille

i wrote this for my friend Silvervision from france!

Olympique de Marseille by kevin mcentire

oh olympians i challenge you
not for javelin toss or race across
but for time travel - leap ahead
break that barrier, break that record

time travel
i know you won that gold metal
but you move into the future
at the same speed as me
so we are the same
you are no better than me

you don't have a life plan
you insalt me
you cant find a job
you have a learning disability
your car is on the fritz
your friends don't support you

oh you think everybody mumbles?
thats becasue you have a perforated eardrum

golden metal, golden metal, golden metal
but i say its time you do something great

FRENCH PAGE

Here is the list

FRENCH

here is is the french magazine that has been causing me such a headache

"all these vibes"

"all these vibes" by Kevin McEntire 2007

feeling all these
vibes and diabetes
flying on these
vibes and diabetes
i cant describe these
vibes and diabetes

i get ahead in business
network, handshake, and confrence calls
spiders

friends with the superviser
friends with the diabetes
friends with the director
friends with the diabetes
friends friends friends and diabetes

go in a revolving door
its going to fast
diabetes getting wild
now my arms in a cast

vibes and diabetes

cast update

i want to change on of the key players in the movie to some other name

i choose

Beats: senior member of the skillz

he will now be

Lil' Beats: an up a coming gang member of the Skillz. will he gang hunted or will he get out.

and i think the dad will be an x marene or police officer just to make sure he has the skill to take down the la gangs



Let me ask a question to my fans: do a gangs really do that jump in thing? why wood you want to join a gang where they beat you down to be a member. most jobs pay you to be there a wood you work at home depo if they wanted to beat you up on your first day. no way. the thing seems fkae to me. and if i was running a gang i would want as many bangers as possible to make sure my gang was tops in town. oh whats that your gang only has two hundred members! mine has three hundred - yep because we dont have the jump in...plus your bangers are soft and injured because you threw down on your own crew. now we will throw down on you and then see who is the tops it will easily be us becasue we have more people who arent hurt from us beating them up! we saved all our energy for you punks.

LOL SIGNED KEVIN

L.A. GANG HUNTER cast!

yep folks i started work on my movie


Characters

Mike Stone: A regular working guy. 55 years old. Works as a construction worker. Lived in south central his whole life. Married with two sons.

Amy Stone: Mike stones wife for 34 years

Mike Stone Jr. “FOX” : Mike Stones oldest son in college going for a doctor degree.

Louis Stone “SNIPER”: Mike stones younges son, senior year of high school. Good at sports like football and bowling.

Tre-Six: leader of the “skillz” street gang

D-Touch: leader of the “knifes” street gang

D-Dub: old gang member of the skillz who agrees to help Mike Stone fight the gang problem.

Tina: D-Dubs mother

Officer Rally: Police officer that is assigned to help mike stones case

Officer Lawson: Officer Rallys partner

Officer Bonnet: Officer Rallys old partner that was killed in the line of duty

Foreman Tellemen: Mike Stones tough as nails boss

Beats: senior member of the skillz

Low-doo: senior member of the skillz

Amanda Right: Mike Stone Jr.s girlfriend

Jason Temperman: Mike Stone Jr.s best friend

ALL ABOUT ME

"KEVIN" BY KEVIN MCENTIRE

WHO IS THIS MAN?

AN ACE

NOT A ACE PILOT OF THE AIR SHOOTING DOWN THE ENEMY
NOT A ACE IN A DECK OF CARDS THE ONLY HONCHO ABOVE THE KING
NOT THE DUMPY HARDWEAR STORE EITHER

THEN WHAT?

ACE = ARTISTS COURAGE ENCOURAGE

There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Like what? Like me.

"The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it - the real world. and if you want to survive it you better learn to pull the triger." signed, BLADE THE VAMPIRE HUNTER


BLADE holt sandwich I just saw blade and it is a good movie.

my good friend dade found it on discount when he was on a trip to wymonig and boy is is it good. i kno it is old but ding i recommend it to everyone. wesley snips is very good a classic tuff guy and the style of the violence has me recreating the moves in my yard. needless to say it is so good yep folks, i am a fan

i am still taking time off thanks to my broke hand. my brother is out of it from his sickness hes been asleep for like two days...he just wakes up and wants apples and toast. i am lucky that those are easy to make :)

signing off
kevin

i want to come up with a movie like blade. it dosent have to be about vampires but at least something tuff like warewolves or gangs. oh that sounds cool. L.A. GANG HUNTER. ill have to work on the script. i consider my primary job to be a poet so ill be able to bring an artistic vision to the plot...something like a regular guy loses his family to gangs...and his sons join a gang so he goes out ffor vengence becasue he has nothing to lose. in the end he confronts the gang leader...and it turns out to be his own son does he shoot him or are they able to join up and take out the rival gang because the son becomes a gang hunter to and since his gang-family was wiped out by his own father he has to go all out to kill the other gang.

sounds like a sweet idea

thanks

i'll come up with a outline

WELCOME BACK THANK YOU

im sure my fans were wondering wear i was at. well i took a vacation. actually a disability vacation. remeber how i got my hand slammed in the car door at the hospital. well folks it got crushed and broken in several places not only did i get a cast...i took a week sick not because it hurt but cuz i didnt want to be outside.

"so kevin where did you go? jamaca? los vegas? germany?"

NOPE i stayed right here in Commerce, CA. in fact i didnt do anything. i slept in everyday. i gut a 5 pound roll of hamburger and fried it on up......i ate it every day it was so

sanyway. so i did do one thing but it kind of socked...i went to a club on sunday night. i was bored and wanted to meat some nw frends because larry mcentire is on medication and sleeps all day.


i borrowed my brothers sportbike and i went to a place called 3clubs in hollywood. i had to go alone because my firend dade is in wyoming. i want ed to meet a girl but i think they didnt like my broken hand or my green cast, or my shirt becasue nobody seemed interested on the dance floor. i have a big cast on my hand and it stretched out my tshirt sleeve and my shirt collar so i looked gross. the collar was twice as big as it should have been. i talked to one girl and told her that this club is cool but you should try paint dancing and she said she was waiting for her *boyfeirnd*. sheesh...i got my dance on a little bat but i left early around 8:00

one cool thing i saw a stray dog in front of the club and it was really friendly so i petted it and looked at its coller. it was a nice dog i was going to take it home but i couldnt get him to stay on the motorcycle and it was 2 far 2 walk anyway i petted him until someone came out of the club and said i gotta get going sheesh what a nite/.

things are going good things are going bad9

TWO BROTHERS IN A HOSPITAL

First thing9 first: i still have my job at the highway safety bored. it is fun but i am always late. i hope they dont fire me...that would be like three jobs this year. i dont need another home depot experience.

well my brother got really sick last night while we were at starbucks. dont worry folks it wasnt the coffy it was his bat rabies. we drove his motorcycle over to the community hospital and they checked him in over nite; so my aunt showed up and when we were out in the parking lot guess what happens. my hand got slammed in car door? my aunt said i have to get to the er but i didnt.

THE TRUTH ABOUT A WEREWOLFS

my brother larry downloaded this list from the internet: funnyLOOL

my dog turns into a werewolf on moon nights, so we spray him with a hose and he hides behind the shed

the only thing i pass out on Halloween is drunk

i saw a troll beat up the biggest werewolf

my neighbor has a werewolf in his basement, when he dosen't use his litterbox we hit him with a newspaper

i saw a werewolf working at Best Buy and he was cleaning the bathroom

my dad and i went werewolf hunting and we didn't shoot any but we hit one with the truck

i went to highschool with a werewolf, he got made fun of so much he tried to go to the gym and get big but he ended up hurting his wrist

one time a werewolf got into the grocery store and the manager flushed him out with a broom

i heard about a werewolf that always wanted people to brush his fur coat, so the dog catcher shot him

i saw a werewolf at the park who was afraid to go down the slide, even if someone was at the bottom to catch him

THANKS FOR BREAKING MY BLOW HORN THOM KOPPOLA, YOU CLUMSY JERK

my brother Larry mcentire had some buddies over from his work and they were playing monopoly and having a party. well i dont know how to play so i sat out and one of the guys thom koppola stepped on my blow horn - he crushed it. really bad. i has spent a long time modifying it and now it is totaled.

so i got to worm monday and told my boss and he flipped out, he got me some old groos one out of a locker and it smelled really bad (like old mold foam) and i had it next to my nose all day in the summer heet

and the worst part? my boss was like *this is strike to kevin because you already got strike one for parking in a handcapped space* which i didnt do becasue I DON'T HAVE A CAR, but someone reporrted me and now it is in my record. i told the *i take a bus to work* and they said *ok we will take it out of your recor then* so i told my boss *you know they took that first strike out because i dont have a car* and he said *i dont care your (meaning me) are on THIN ICE* i don't know what i did. i guess the countdown has started to when i get fired again.

"Body Moves" FINAL DRAFT

"Body Moves" FINAL DRAFT
by Kevin McEntire

--intro, no musical accompanment--
Move your body / hand press and hold position
hover then spin, your family cheers
now your dance move checklistin'

--beat comes in fast--

--bridge--
dancin so much
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
dancin so fast
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off


--verse--
move your body / move your body
move move move move move your body / clear the dance floor
everybody step back / elbow walk out
windlmill and flip back
move, move, move...dance move
wait, wait, and step-step
move move move move move your body

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness
--end chorus--

--bridge--
dancin so much
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
dancin so fast
my arm broke off
my arm broke off
my arm broke off


--verse 2--
knee drop, check
whiplash, check
elevator, check
whirlpool, check
dip dip dip dip
slip slip, check
360 degrees
check check check
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod, nod of approval
richmond, check
chew chew, check
rip back, check
aligator, check
check check check
nod nod nod nod head nod

my arm broke off

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness

Body Moves Rough Draft

Body Moves
by Kevin McEntire

--intro, no musical accompanment--
Move your body / hand press and hold position
hover then slow spin, your family cheers
now your dance move checklistin'

--beat comes in fast--

--bridge--
happiness, happiness, you walk past and look fast

--verse--
move your body / at your friends house
they know what to expect / clear the dance floor
everybody step back / elbow walk out, check
windlmill and flip back, check
move, move, move...dance move
wait, wait, and slip step, check
take a drink of diet pop
take a bow, pat on the back

back, back bring the bass back

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness


--bridge--
happiness, happiness, you walk past and look fast

--verse 2--
knee drop, check
whiplash, check
elevator, check
whirlpool, check
dip dip dip dip
slip slip, check
360 degrees
check check check
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod of approval
nod, nod of approval
richmond, check
chew chew, check
rip back, check
aligator, check
check check check

walk it off

--chorus--
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness
move your body / friendships and family visits
your dance move checklist / got e'rybody feeling happiness

Dahmeraileah

"Dahmeraileah From The Ocean" - ROUGH DRAFT
by Kevin McEntire

I walk on with my son
Dahmeraileah, warrior of the ocean
he leads an army of mighty fish
thru a under water castle labrynth
relentless in who they attack
slam jam a harpoon in a fat whales back
rah-ray, ah-la la hoooo.....Dahmeraileah


splash, splash
IRONCLAD falls in the water, eee-eee-eeeeeee
splash, splish
WARRIOR falls in the see, ahhh-ahhhhhh-ee
OOOOO-AHHHHH LAAA --- RAIN FALLS DOWN ON ME! mee meeeeee
Ironclad ocean warrior, my firstborn son


let me hear the drums

Qui est ce guerrier ?
My son, my SON, MY SON, MY SON!!!!!
Que protège-t-il ?
The weak and those in need!!!!!!!!!!!
Que ses capacités peuvent-elles faire?
Lead us all to victory!! VIC-TO-RYYYYYYYYY!!!!!




splash, splash
IRONCLAD falls in the water, eee-eee-eeeeeee
splash, splish
WARRIOR falls in the see, ahhh-ahhhhhh-ee
OOOOO-AHHHHH LAAA --- RAIN FALLS DOWN ON ME! mee meeeeee
Ironclad ocean warrior, my firstborn son

With Your Eyes

"With Your Eyes" by Kevin McEntire


can't you seeeeee
with your eyes
what i seeeeee
with my life

so much pain
what a shaaaaame


YO! I stay stoop porch sittin'
steady juice and gin'in
ten-thousand dollar neckpiece
got your head spinin'

do you see how i'm living
this is just the begining
you can see how im swinging
on the dancefloor thinging.



my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
about me

my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
rest in peace



you can give
with your eyes
a looooooooook
of sac-ra-fice


I'm so, so...tall like andre
the giant and my DJ
spins records fast like a sun ray
living large like the milky way
in charge like the milky way
i put it down in a big way
and you run away
right away
like Faye Dunaway
all the way
one two three and i'm out
like a triple play



my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
about me

my heart needs
for you to see
with your eyes
rest in peace



can't you seeeeee
with your eyes


can't you see see see sa-see see see
with your e-y-e-s


can't you seeeeee
with your eyes


why can't you see what's all around you?

1950

real simple: Cm, Em, G7 per line

"1950" bu Kevin McEntire

I'm talkin bout real style
chrome 'n fins at the diner
clean yards lookin fine...a-ah, ohh
a malt and a milkshake to goooooooooooooo!
steamin pies in the window
baseball, friendly hello

ninteen fifty, here we go! a-ah, ohh
ohh, ooo, ohh
wizz-a-wowiee.........it's ninteen fif-ty!!!

feelin' good. wavin' to my neighbor
i just got my yard mowed
did all the edgein'
its looking real real great.
i can't be late
because the anderson's are
visiting for a nice dinner

ninteen fifty, here we go! a-ah, ohh
ohh, ooo, ohh
wizz-a-wowiee.........it's ninteen fif-ty!!!


accross the street lives a man who
is a policeman, fireman, and EMT
while he visitis the firehouse
his children play in my yard
witout supervision, which is
not, not, not how I do things
interupting our lives
and family gatherings
just to go to the firehouse
i would like to tell him
how i really feel
especially since one time
he left the gate open
and my two year old son
was wondering by the sreet


wondering, wondering
wondering by the sreet
just to go to the firehouse
my son was
wondering by the sreet

ninteen fifty, here we go! a-ah, ohh
ohh, ooo, ohh
wizz-a-wowiee.........it's ninteen fif-ty!!!

it's ninteen fif-ty, baby

my pillow

"my pillow" by Kevin McEntire



in high school i called the shots
made the team, hit all the party spots
you were my laaaaaady
you gave me this note on graduation day
you were my laaaaaady
and you were their when i went away

i put it under my pillow
so i can dream on it all night threw
its under my pillow
and i want to say that i thank you


you served the country
red white and blue
when times got rough
you pulled through
even though you went to kosovo
you sent me jewels
24 carrot chains
french shampoo
i sent you this letter
to show you i care and you...


put it under my pillow
so i can dream on it all night threw
its under my pillow
and i want to say that i thank you

when i came home i ran with the wrong crowd
got caught up, and then got brought down
you were my laaaaaady
you gave me this note at my sentencing
you were my laaaaaady
and you visit me every spring

I put it under my pillow
so i can dream on it all night threw
its under my pillow
and i want to say that i thank you


since you been locked up
your parole, i cant wait
your moms doing fine
and our daughters doing great
i got this old house fixed up
appliances up to date
and i got your name tatooed
beacuse your my soul mate
mate ma ma ma mate
my soul mate
mate ma ma ma mate


my soul mate
mate ma ma ma mate


and i want to say that i thank you


Edited by Kevin McEntire on Jul 16, 2007 at 8:18 AM

Future Holds True

"Future Holds True" By Topper

Key of C at the moment.

G C G C G C Adem.

Pilot take me out to float
Floatin free, Gravity goat
Touch a star
No need for a car.
Rocket boosters now pave the way
To the moon, thats where we play.

CHORUS:
Free Time, Its me time
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future
Brand names, No Shame, we are one
Outer space its not a race, lets go to the sun
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Patch your pants, clean your mask
Global trotting, its a task
For a man, shooting stars
In a can, dont blame me
For the moves
That keep you rockin free

CHORUS:
Free Time, Its me time
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future
Brand names, No Shame, we are one
Outer space its not a race, lets go to the sun
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Kick it!

Guitar/Sax Solo: Improv in Key
Winds of change babe, winds of change

Free fallin
Take a test and ace it
Moonwalkin, take the time to face it
Do what you need to get it done
Space travel, moon families, the good guys won

CHORUS:
Free Time, Its me time
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future
Brand names, No Shame, we are one
Outer space its not a race, lets go to the sun
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Orbit, space and atmosphere
Keep your mind moonbeam clear
Show stopper, cars made of copper
Keep on rockin, non stoppin, with Topper.
Tellin stories of the fa fa fa future

Jam it!

Cambridge Boulevard

"Cambridge Boulevard" by Jay Francol

As I quietly stroll the streets of Cambridge
Using Logic as my guide, my son is walking there with
Me, he shows his Harvard Pride

As we walked through Cambridge that sunny day
And we talked about our lives
White linen, brokerages, and Tarte aux Mures
We knew we'd done it right

And I told him accept nothing...From your family and career
but the very best in life
Then he took me by the arm and told me what I needed to hear

He's making:

(chorus)
Real big deals in the city
Sister made partner in the firm
On the mayor's reelection committee
My little Danny's going for his second term
(end chorus)

We had dinner out on Hampshire
Chardonnay Poached Leeks with Crème Fraiche Dressing
With Barbeito 1910 Bual
We finished with Galette des Rois and remembered:

When I was young I made

(chorus x2)

JUST A JOB, BOB

Look I haven't posted for a long time because i got as job!

I work at a traffic safety school for construction road workers, my previous experience came in handy and got me this job.

now for my question (my brrother told me not to post this because il look like a idiot, but here goes):

i spend most of the day lined up with three other people and our job is to announce instructions through blowhorns to people practicing out on the grounds. we all do the announcements at the same time.

my question:
since i have a blowhorn pressed up against my mouth most of the day i modified it by adding a plastic bladder so it holds water. that way i can take a drink after each announcement, and i dont have to carry a bottle. i tested it out and it works really good but i am afraid to put the battery into it because i might get electrocuted. does anyone know if you can get electrocuted from a blowhorn battery if the electricity goes into your mouth / throat if you take a drink from it?

i know it sounds stupid but i am serious. it took me forever to add the bladder and straw.

independence day

is it only me or does the 4th of july fireworks
show make your ears ring afterwards for a long time.
im afraid that it is damaging my hearing
plus the sounds are 2lound and sudden, i feel on
edge and my blood pressure goes way up during
the show i break in to a sweat and just wish that
i wasnt there. dont get me wrong i love liberty and
that but i hate fire work.

plus my brother larry always do a show in the yard
and i feel the same way. since he is really sick
this year im afraid that he
is going to ask me to do the shoe. and i feel
anxitey and nervous. just
with the noise ones not the sparklers. last year i
was doing a sparkler in oklahoma and i started the
shrubs on fire around my apartment, we were able to put it out
with just a bucket but i learned that fireworks are
too dangerous.

update: still no job, no prospects

cars and beach

ok so I have decide to stop with this whole job thing for a while because

1> I don't have any bills
2> i live with my brother and he has a good job
3> my family lives aound here and they said i can come by and get food anytime

the hole time i was working at the garden center i had to ride the dang bus. i haven't really had to get around much since i moved on LA i cant afford a car so i have to ride the bus. I had a car when i lived in okalhoma, a grand prix - but i crashed it into a flatbed semi at a rest stop in texas. it was night and i didnt see anything all of a sudden i was driving forward and i wrecked right into the flatbed part totaled the car and i didnt get even a scratch. i didnt have insurance but i covered the damage to the truck with some money i got from doing some plumming work for an apartment building in downtown tulsa

on happier news i went to the beach last weekend!!! i got on my swimsuit and hit the beach yeh i had to ride the bus and it was four hours round trip on the bus - but it was nice after i spent the day at the beach i realized that i didnt wat to ride the bus back in just my swimsuit (i didnt bring a shirt) and i called my brother to pick me up on his sportbike, but he didn't want to because he wasn't feeling well my mom and aunt couldnt come either. i would have bought a shirt but i didnt have money so i rode the bus home in just a wet swimsuit it sucked, but the day was worth it.

4ourth od july!

FIRED THAT WAS FAST

I GOT FIRED THIS MORNING!!!

first of all they were mad at me because i'm late every day thanks to the bus.
but then it really hit the fan when i came in this morning. i am not feeling well
anyway and they wanted me to get a pallet of wood chips off the high rack.
i have forklift training from way back so i was like "sure". well i think something was wrong
with the lift because it was moving really slow like it had a power drain. no problem.
but i had to hurry because there was a customer waiting for the wood to come down,
he was already mad becasue he had been waiting for like an hour. so i rolled past him really
slow (you could walk way faster). and i was sweating really bad from being sick. the whole
time the customer was like "can you get a different lift" and i kept telling
my boss "i think the battery is drained" but he said worry about the wood first.

then the customer was like, "i got a job waiting for this can we get a different lift"
so i went over to pull the one off the charge station. i was used to the slow one and
when i pushed forward the dang thing flew out of there fast like a rocket bird and knocked into the
grass seeds. the whole rack rocked back and forth and a bunch of stuff tipped off onto the
ground. some of it was like fertilizer or something because it started to stink really
bad - my eyes watered and i started feeling dizzy. i backed the lift up and the prongs of
the lift had punctured a ton of bags of seed and it started pouring everywhere...all over the floor.
the dust from the seed was too much and i threw up right there. whe i looked up the general
manager was there and he was just like pointing at the customer service desk and he said
"get the **** out" i thought he meant go work at the customer service desk for the morning, but later i found out he meant i was fired. why did he point at the dang desk? suks to be me :(

SO SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG, BUT I GOT A JOB WORKING 18 HOURS A WEEK AND HAVE NO TIME FOR ANYTHING

I did go to a poetry night nearby check it out:

1> THE SCENE
2> THE PERFORMER
3> THE TRIP HOME
YOU ENJOY

GLOB GLOB

I GOT A JOB!

I was hired at a garden center I start today. I'll update tomorrow!

LETS CELEBRATE / I HAVE NO JOB

Well, my brother Larry is worse than ever. He got really sick and had to spend Friday night in the hospital. He was driving around town, started feeling sick and pulled over and then called 911 on his cell telephone.

He was okay..which kind of sucked for me because Sunday afternoon one of the people that he works with had a graduation party for her daughter Andie. I don't know this kid but I had to get a card for her becasue larry wanted me to go to the party with him in case he got sick again.

So all his co-workers are there and he is having a great time but they aren't talking to me. Then the congraduation kid, Andie, has a bunch of her friends they ignored me too for a while. After the stupid party went on for five hours i fell asleep in the lawn chair and i woke up to those high schoolers gathered around me...they were writing on my face with a marker. They wrote "poor" on my forehead and drew a dirty image on my cheek.

I was a little stunned and I lashed out at them but missed and I realized that i didnt have shoes on. those punks pulled them off and threw them in the pool.

anyway...my brother was totally embarassed when i came into the house and all his co-workers saw my socks (with tons of holes and stains) and the image on my face. he yelled at me in front of every one and i rushed to the bathroom to clean up...well they used permemant marker so that wasn't going to happen.

we came home on the motorcycle and let me tell you..it sucks riding a motorcycle with wet shoes. and also everyone could see my face because i dont have a helmet.

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I STILL DONT HAVE A JOB
I had an interview at Wal-Mart on Monday but I canceled it because of the artwork on my face.

i will write you a poem for money...seriously, just e-mail me.

THE TWILIGHT OF LIFE
MY SOUL IN THE DARK
I HOPE FOR TECHNOLOGY
TO FREE ME FROM HERE
FREE ME TECHNOLOGY
FREE MY TROUBLED SOUL

JOB FACTS

I didn't get the Jank-n-the box job
I didn't get the Burger King job
I didn't get the King Taco job
My yard sald didn't work...not only did i not raise a single dollar. i lost TWO WHOLE DAYS of job hunting.

Friends, I need a job.
i'm a artist...poet and painter, but you cant get money doing that. especially since i sold all my airbrushing supplies for money to get my teeth worked on.

I asked my brother if he could get me a job with him driving van, but he said no.

OH yeah, now my mattress is just laying on the floor and i feel homeless...mainly because i dont pay rent to my brother who owns this duplex. and i mooch off of him even though he is sick.

just the other day he was doing motorcycle tricks on our block and i locked us out of the house. we had to break a window to get back in. thanks to me.

POETRY IN LIFE!

N: Hello. How are you doing?
M: I am fine. How about you?
N: I am good. Thanks.
How long have you been here?
M: 4 years
N: what do you surprised when you come here?
M: Too many surprised like the housing, school, and transportation.
N: Can you tell me how different between housing in Vietnam and U.S?
M: You mean housing structure or the way how people lived?
N: Both
M: In Vietnam, the house make of by stone, no carpet, no garage, no air conditioner, and heat. In U.S the house make of wood, more convenient, it includes all of them like carpet, garage, air conditioner, and heat.
N: Yes, it is true because it was built belong to the weather and condition.
How about the way people lived?
M: Most of Vietnamese people live concentrate in a big city. Housing direction is always toward Main Street that is easier to trade and do business. Only poor people live in rural to do farming. Rich people live in cities.
N: Oh, I see. American people enjoy living in quiet areas. It is opposite to Vietnamese. Because they do business, trade in companies or factories, not in their own house as Vietnamese people. Big different in economic between Vietnam and U.S
What is your second surprised?
M: School.
N: How different in the school?
M: Students have to wear uniform from middle school to high school.
N: What are the uniforms they wear?
M: White shirts, blue pants, white Vietnamese dresses for high school students. In U.S clothing is diversity. Students can wear anything they want.
From elementary to high school education in U.S are free, no tuition, fee.
In Vietnam student have to pay for education. Students stay in classroom waiting for the teachers come. They have to learn more than 10 subjects in each semester. Students have to remember all what they study and recite exactly. Teachers punish students by using a big ruler to beat student’s hands. They have to use by their own transportation. There is no school bus.
Students in U.S take only 4 or 5 subjects in each semester. They just understand the lesson they study and do a lot of homework to make sure they get the main point of the lesson. Teachers and students, both have to go to change classes every hour. No beating, have school buses.
N: There are many differences about the school.
This is a different way to learn in school between two countries.
About the transportation, I know people in Vietnam use motorcycles more than cars. What are the other different transportations?
M: In Vietnam, no free way, tunnel, small roadway, people not following the rule that makes the transportation is dangerous. People live in the village use boat often than a motorcycle because there are many rivers in village. Air planes are cost a lot of money, so we did not use it most of the time.
In U.S, we use car, van. Many free ways and tunnels. People have to follow transportation rule. That is good for traffic, using only boat to carry products and goods for trade. Air planes are so popular.
What kind of transportation would you like to use?
N: Motorcycle.

They are many great things that I have to know about the cultures of 2 nations.
I like to know and want to explore some more differences between East and West cultures.
When we have a chance, we will talk about that later.
M: OK. That is good.

CALIFONRIA IS MAKING ME BROKE AS A JOKE :<

a lot has happened since my last up date.

i didn't get the job at jack-in-the-box

i didn't have time to take down the bunkbed from the yard sale and it got soaked by the neighbors sprinkler - now it is runined.

larry was feeling a lot better on tuesday so we went to the costco in Alhambra and he bought a leather calvin kline jacket and matching wallet i went with him. i didmt get anything because i dont have any money.

i had another interview at king taco over in east la and it didn't go well...larry gave me a ride over there on his motorcycle, but i didnt have a helmet so my hair was really messed up...plus my alergies were acting up from the ride so i had a runny nose, sneezes, and red eyes. the boss said they'll call me after he interviewed me for three minutes. sheesh. its cool though i dont have any way to get up there really so i probably would have been fired anyway.

MY SOCALLED YARD SALE

i am really mad

1> i guess no one goes to yard sales in wednesday. i sat out there all morning and only one neighbor stopped by. and she didnt even buy anything. Oh, then she went back to her house and dug a TON of cat crap out of her basement...its like the same stuff i already have - then she GAVE it to me...along with a RABBIT CAGE. The stuff is slightly used and if I would have just talked to her to begin with I wouldn't have needed to buy all the cat supplies to begin with. THANKS LADY. i didn;t think she was cool though because she called the city on us when I didn't cut the grass for like two months. The city came out and mowed it for us and left a $65 dollar bill!!!! I guess she thinks we are even now. NO WAY. ;=<

2> i spent all day tuesday taking apart my bunkbed and setting it up again in my drive way to sell at the yard sale. i figured i would sell it and make a cool $150 - because i usually sleep in the recliner anyway. I took me six hours and i ended up breaking the ladder, no one even looked at it.

3> i still have all these cat supplies that i can't get rid of. i might just store them in my moms basement.

4> i have a job interview at a Jack-In-The-Box out in Montbello tomorrow so wish me luck.

JOHN KERRY UPDATE

Well, you might remember John Kerry...the cat I adopted for about an hour. I had bought a lot of junk for him (cage, food, treats, toys, litter box, collar, leash, etc...). Well, I finally hooked up a ride from my friend Dade...he gave me a lift over to the petsco. and guess what-----> They wouldn't take most of it back becasue I opened it and I didn't have a reciept.

As I was walking out of the store my friend suggested that instead of throw away all that crap I should just get another cat, then it wouldn't go to waste. I looked at them but i realized that I don't really have the money to support a cat right now...plus Larry is getting on my case for always getting hand outs from my Mom. So I used my judgement and decided against a cat right now. Plus, if I really want one they are always hanging around the park, i could just put out some fish and set a trap.

THEN IT HIT ME. I COULD SELL ALL THESE CAT SUPPLIES AND ACTUALLY EARN SOME MONEY TO PAY BACK MY MOM. So this Wednesday I am having a yard sale!!!!!!!!! All these cat supplies must go!

I will update after.

Title: The Gravity Dance Reunion

[location: in an unidentified spacecraft flying around over a planet.]

"You will be safe with me here...at the gravity dance."

"But what if those thugs come in with their oversize spaceketball shirts and tilted hover hats?"

"So what if they do?" I said, getting a little mad.

"They could turn off the gravity like they did 20 years ago..."

"It won't happen! Can't happen. Times have changed. I know you had a hard time at that dance so long ago, floating all about. Weightless. Besides the equipment is completely different now, it would take a team of scientists to shut it down."

"Thats what they said twenty years ago...and it didn't stop them...it was so terrible," she said looking worried, "I hovered around just inches above the floor - soon the whole room was filled with tiny particles of liquid from the bar and the restrooms. I was soaked and humiliated. You know my Aunt Dana made me a special dress just for that night. And it was ruined."

"But twenty years have passed...Twenty years Becky! I'm an important government official now, and you are a beautiful colonist. Those thugs probably had to get jobs hauling asteroids around the milky way - they probably wont even show up tonight."

any thoughts? Thanks everyone...Kevin

Short Poem

"soul to soul heart to heart" by Kevin McEntire

I embark on a hopeless journey
I have paid the toll
with my heart
and my tears
and my soul

DING. WE GOT A HAM!

My Brother Larry and I are going to share this BLOG.


I am the artist and he is the serious political motorcycle rider. We live in City of Commerce, California and we love the weather and the scene.


He is pretty sick (literally) and I am sick (figuratively...as in awesome).



Actually he was in the hospital for a couple of days last week and he just got out a few days ago. Now I wanted to have a big welcome back for him so I want over to the store and got a big dinner. Ham, Pineapple, Green Beans, Beers, Ice Cream Bars, and Carrots.




So I put the Ham in my mom's grill and left for a while (I went to home depot to get a dang 2x4 to prop up the front step of our town house..Larry has wanted that fixed since I moved in with him and I have put it off, put it off for over a year!). Well, I went to Home Depot then I went to the PETSCO store...I finally had the cash to adopt a cat, so i started the paperwork - - and let me tell you it takes a LONG TIME TO ADOPT A CAT YOU WOULD THINK I WAS BUYING A HONDA ACCORD. Anyway it took several hours to get the cat and all the supplies that you need for a cat. Then I get the cat (I named it John Kerry by the way not because I'm all that political, but I think Larry is and I wanted to make him so happy.) Oh, so I get the cat in the car and fire it up and then John Kerry's real personality comes out. This cat freaks out (completely) he rips into my leg and jumps out the window. So I have to get out and chase it around the parking lot...to make matters worse a older lady comes around and tried to help me. So John Kerry runs under a Volkswagen and i get on one side of the car and the lady gets on the other and my first idea is to poke John Kerry with a stick...well guess what - no sticks. So me and the lady start rocking the car back and forth and I start making sounds like pops and clicks for the cat to come out. Well, it didn't work so I started making barking sounds while we rocked the car - still nothing. Then I see my hero ---- a shopping cart with some trash in it! So I grab an empty Pepsi bottle and a plastic tray and I throw them at John Kerry. And BINGO! He comes right out makes a run for the street...gets spooked or something and turns back. I almost catch him but he jumps over a fence and disappears.


So I just went home...I pull in and right away I smell something weird. THE HAM WAS STILL IN THE GRILL AND IT MELTED MY MOMS WINDOW SILL. It was so hot.


So I'm like WHAT DO I DO? I put the garden hose on it and then my mom came home with Larry and my Aunt Karen. He was in BAD shape... he is all messed up and goes right to my moms bed and crashes. My mom sees the window and starts to cry...then she sees all the cat supplies and asks me what I'm going to do with those and I tell her the story and she says I wasted my money and time.


After a while my mom brought Larry and I home. He was happy about the step that I had bought a board to fix it, but he was very angry that I had to borrow $50 from my mom. I am going to have to take all that cat crap back...but I don't have a car and Larry only has a Sportbike. I'm going to try to load it on the back of the bike and take it back this weekend (I am nervous because it is a performance bike and I don’t have a license and the only helmet I have is a batters helmet with the LA Dodgers on it. AND the only time I rode it I skidded into an intersection.)


I'll update you then....


Oh Larry is sick because was bitten by something when he was working on an abandoned factory in Fresno. The doctor thinks it was a bat or a rat. Whatever it was, Larry got really, really sick as heck in like two days..he has been in and out of the hospital ever sense (that was like two months ago).